Found this lil guy in the bathtub. Dubs decides what I do

Found this lil guy in the bathtub. Dubs decides what I do

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I am not that great. I am not religious. Not good at school. Not even good at gaming.
I over eat easily. I pick at my nails with my teeth daily. I masturbate to pretty much anything.
Lately I've noticed I stopped sleeping. I've stopped going out, except to work. My friends don't talk to me.
The sky has more clouds. The air is always thin. The grass is always dead.
I lost my virginity to my best friend. We are no longer friends.
I just misspelled friend.

I am not that great. but I am also not religious. I don't let my grades define who I am. I have fun playing games.
I enjoy a lot of good food. I keep myself busy grooming myself. I have a broad spectrum of what I am sexually attracted to.
I sleep less because I am always online talking to you.
I stopped going out because everything I need is at home.
My friends don't talk to me because I hate my life
The sky is still a demon, that sucks away my oxygen.
Suffocating me as it kills the grass beneath my feet.
Mocking me as I will love no one.
Alone.

A lone.

Put stopper in tub, fill with hot water.

let him outside, and accept the fact that you're a hippie faggot.

Given the little dude some biscuits. I'll fill it partially with water

do it faggot bet you won't

Time stamp or gtfo

Do eet

Put the stopper in, and get it crackers

Filling partially with water, he's bleeding

Blood in the 2nd pic, inside his ear, too. Odds are your dog took a nip at him.

He's dead either way - Do what the dubs command.

My doggo is doing an interest

Let doge eat him

Let Sup Forums decide his name, build him a tiny house, feed him every day and give daily updates on b. Take him under your wing OP

Rolling for this, Sup Forums needs a pet

bump

Or do that ^^^ fuck the dog, nurse the mouse back to life

com'on feed fido...

(girl) do you think I'm pretty?
(boy)no
(girl) do u want to be with me forever?
(boy)no
(Girl) would u cry if i walked away?
(Boy) no
She heard enough and was hurt tears ran down her face
Boy grabbed her arm:(boy)your not pretty.....your beutiful
(boy)i dont want to be with u forever.....i need u forever
(boy) i wouldnt cry if u walked away....i would DIE!!!
(boy whispers) plzz stay with me
(girl whispers) i will...
Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you
Something good will happen to you between 1-4 pm tommorow it could be anywhere get redy for the biggest.... shock.of your life! If u dont post this to
5 comments....
You will have relationship problems for the next ten years

Space program. Either tie him to balloons or fireworks.

Torture it

Or better yet, suicide bomber. Firecracker down the throat or up the ass.

Roll. Remember daily updates

Re

Eat it

Rolling for this, also screenshotting for future reference.

Either let it outside or come to the realization that you're a pathetic loser who's entire life and personality can be summed up into the shitbag who tortured a mouse in his bathtub. E

Put it in your butthole alive and then let it go

roll

Roll

rolling

this

THIS OP!

thisz

dis

B NOW HAS A NEW PET THANKS TO THESE DUBS

THESE DUBS

66 keks

roll

Sup Forums has a new pet thanks to these quads?

winrar fuckers

WINNAR!

Roll

Close enough. WINRAR

Feed him cheese

Suddenly the dubs roll in

Reroll

smash it with a boot

Rolling

Check

Giv it a cracker

1st dubs
2nd dubs
3rd dubs

Take your pick OP

We already got it.

Rawl

OP here, new pet sounds good. The lil thing is bleeding a bit so hopefully he will make it but congrats B we've got a new family pet. What do we name him?

Y'all fuckers do realize that we already had a winrar right at the beginning?

Name it Doggo

Quads

Quints

boiling the rat with hot water was the FIRST dubs

Stingy pls
call it stingy

Blue

Let him off with a citation

kek he got dubs and he's op, does that mean he wins?

Not stopping til dubs

op played his own game then
OP DO THE BOILING RAT ONE IT WAS THE FIRST DUBS, DONT BE A FAGGOT

Name him donald trump

NAME IT PUPPER

Not stopping til dubsS

It will be called Carl XVI Gustaf

Name him PussySlayer69

rell

Fucking

reroll

Not stopping tilldubs

Name him Big Smoke

Repeat

Repeato

Name him Lil Smoke

repet

OKAY OKAY
OP HERE
TRIPS DECIDES
TWO OPTIONS, DROWN IT
OR GIVE B A PET WITH DAILY UPDATES AND DUB CONTESTS AND SHIT
GO

God

Captain Roodypoo

PET!

Name it Krillin

reptar

PETPETPET

roll

I'm fucking unlucky with rolls today

drown

Name it Ryder

last fucking try

Rollo

Pet

PET

Space Program

Pet please.

OP probably left but roll

Fuck. Pet