Is it degenerate to go see a movie alone?

Is it degenerate to go see a movie alone?

I do it all the time, so probably.

Why would it be degenerate? Nobody cares that you're going to see a movie alone and if someone mocks you, punch them in the fuckin throat.

If someone, anyone, made fun of you for seeing a movie alone you wouldnt do jack shit. Dont lie you cuck

When we were showering before the movie, some guys snickered when I said I came alone.

>showered

What?

lmao kekked

There's nothing to make fun of, it's a complete non issue. Would you do something if they made fun of you for wearing a green shirt?

If you don't use the communal theater showers then you are a pleb of the highest order.

It depends on what movie you're going to see

No.

I saw Green Room a couple nights ago and no one gave me shit for it.

What do you mean "what"? Obviously everyone showers together before watching the movie.

I love doing so

I've killed people for less.

How could you even get in? Doesn't your theatre have a no-singles policy?

You have to shower before the movie if you wanna get your crab legs

Why would it be? In rural places and small towns where cinemas still operate is a nice place to be alone have your own privacy.

spot the third world theatergoer

Who makes this shit

Not if you get extra butter like these kids.

Him

i've done it a bunch of times, no one gives a shit m8

Fuck off Nazi scum.

it is the only way to appreciate cinema, and you better not be eating or drinking in the theatre.

Im betting your autistic.

Of course not, people do it all the time.

You obviously don't know what you're talking about.
In a small town, if you're in a more populated area like a cinema or the grocery store, it often happens that you run into someone you know. I would know, because I grew up in a small town.
I live in a big city now and don't care about what people think about me because it's all just random strangers that I'll never interact with.

go in wearing this and pretend to be a professional critic

Same. Was pretty sweet.

Actually entertainment media as a whole or in part is unto itself the very definition of "degenerate". You should be out doing something with your life instead of sitting around reading, playing video games, watching movies/shows, shitposting, or masturbating.

here's your (You)

Hit close to home did it?

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Can't believe he turned out to be such a whiny SJW fuccboi.

I agree with you, but I'm going to keep doing all of those things anyway because it's easier.

>apply for single movie patron license
>interview with local theater manager
>can't provide three references plus proof of girlfriend
>he has my picture taken and has security escort me out
>watch as my picture is attached to the wall of "banned" patrons

Alright, I'll bite. Please tear my life apart basing your assumptions from this reply

I will literally try this. Except movie reviewers hold a Starbucks cup and a tablet. Probably a scarf and a big dirty beard too.