I have the keys to my neighbours home, who wont come back for 2 weeks, what do?

I have the keys to my neighbours home, who wont come back for 2 weeks, what do?
Dubs decides

clean his house

Write a note on their roll of toilet paper saying you asked strangers to decide what to do in their house.

Panties. Photos. Now

Go into there daughters room and wear her panties.

find dirty panties.

shit in their bedroom

Clean bathroom until spotless

Set all their belongings on fire or just steal them and never talk to them again

Reroll

move every single object in the whole house very slightly to the left and see if they notice. Leave dust stains intact to make it more obvious

That's fucked up

re-rawl

Cum on the bed sheets and insert a camera on the bathrooms and bedrooms

write something ominous at the very end of the TP roll then tell them you have no idea you never used the pooper

Cum under the pillow
>CHECK EM

Re
Roll

Install wireless spy-cam in bathroom and daughter's room

A winner is you

DUBS HAVE SPOKEN

make pictures of your progress OP

Fuck the dog. Piss in the fishtank

Nobody won't notice.

Photos or jew

Retrieve panties. Post photos here

Replace all furniture with brand new stuff from Ethan Allen.

>touch your dick and balls on every doorknob
>shit in the tank of all their toilets
>take everything out of their fridge and get inside fully nude
>Wait for the mailman to come and tell him they moved to Husky,Siberia
>cum in their laundry detergent

Be a wet bandit

Double dubs have spoken:
pinkie toes must suffer.

Glue furniture to walls

OP here, they left today and cleaned the whole house yesterday so they would come home to a clean home(or so i have been told) so dust is virtually nonexistant

You should find dust in their vacuum cleaner

Be a responsible adult.

This

Air bnb the house

>take lethal amount of laxatives
>shit everywhere
>die

timestamp faggot

Microwave eggs, post result

Bout time

reroll

Take a shit in their blender and add various condiments (mayonnaise and mustard). Blend until perfection then proceed to pour on all rugs in the house.

Key in your pooper with timestamp

reroll

it shouldn't be that hard finding dust on your own OP. Time to get creative

print out furry porn and tape it everywhere

reroll

>Download all kinds of pedopfilia from the internetss
> spread pics around the house, disk in the DVD player, ect
> call cops on them
> post results and news reports

So close, reroll

I had this once so I went into the daughters room and looked around to see if she had any devices with any nudes on them, also looked for any toys but couldn't find shit.

Give it a shot

So close, reroll

how often can we reroll?

reroll btw

Reroll, but only do this after youve done other stuff that anons have posted.

infinite amounts until you get it

Just live there and eat all their food and shit

if so then op should post results

So close, reroll

Stab yourself in the hand with the key.

kek

This just in:

Local thread gets most boring double dubs in the universe. All good ideas cursed to be singles.

Authorities are telling people to abandon cursed thread IMMIDIATLELY

So close, reroll

there are no double dubs here

reroll. mby last one

re-roll bras aswell

Cum on everything

FUCK JUST KILL YOURSELF OP YOU TIMESTAMPLESS FAGGOT

Proofread you faggot

You sick fuck! Roll

roll

oh i thought you meant xxyy double dubs. my bad then
rerolling

Build pillow fort in living room

My trips command you do everything previously suggested

Put contents of fridge on sofa. Turn heating on.

Shove straw up cock and fill with icy hot. That'll show em

Put it on Airbnb and rent it out for an Airbnb orgy.

smear small amounts of shit all over their house in places they cant possibly know (under the table, under the rug, under the sink, in their cabinets, closet etc)

rolling once more

cum on as many things as possible.

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This thread is cursed OP just post timestamp at least

bro, push every bit of furniture 12 inches in the same direction. Its gonna fuck them up but they wont know why

A timestamp with a picture of what? Any key in the world? Or a specific key, inserted in a lock, while the address of the house is visible and in the same shot is a closeup of the deed of the house indicating the owner's name as well as OPs driver's license proving he is not the owner, and owns a key to the other residence, as well as plane tickets or notarized itinerary of the people whose name DOES match the name on the deed indicating their absence for the next 2 weeks?

Man, you sure are hard to please

Checkem

If dubs do all dub ideas combined

If trips do nothing

If quads do first single below this

If quints do first idea to get a reroll double

If singles do first dub, first trip and if possible first quad idea in this thread

re-rolling

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bro do my idea

rollin

Winrar

12 inches too much. Move things the length of a white cock, not a black cock

rerollin at the speed of sound

do they have a daughter? of course they do. go in the daughters room, sit on her freshly made bed, grab a nice pair of panties of hers and jack off into them. that's not the worst part, after you've done that, you're going to put them dead center on her nice and clean bed and just leave them there. no cleaning and no moving them. you're going to do that to everyones room, until there are no more rooms without um undies in them. pics are required.

rolling once more

rerolling

one of the best suggestion yet

rolling for you user

OP if dubs you gotta do this.

Rolling for this

Why not all? rolling

print a ton of zoophiliac material. hide it in a kids room. where the parents are likely to find it before the kids.

Fucking check em. Now deliver fag.

If trips you will ignore this entire thread and be a responisble kind neighbour OP

If dubs or quads you will piss on all the ceiling lamps in the house so they never figure out where the smell is coming from

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