I have the keys to my neighbours home, who wont come back for 2 weeks, what do?
Dubs decides
I have the keys to my neighbours home, who wont come back for 2 weeks, what do?
clean his house
Write a note on their roll of toilet paper saying you asked strangers to decide what to do in their house.
Panties. Photos. Now
Go into there daughters room and wear her panties.
find dirty panties.
shit in their bedroom
Clean bathroom until spotless
Set all their belongings on fire or just steal them and never talk to them again
Reroll
move every single object in the whole house very slightly to the left and see if they notice. Leave dust stains intact to make it more obvious
That's fucked up
re-rawl
Cum on the bed sheets and insert a camera on the bathrooms and bedrooms
write something ominous at the very end of the TP roll then tell them you have no idea you never used the pooper
Cum under the pillow
>CHECK EM
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Install wireless spy-cam in bathroom and daughter's room
A winner is you
DUBS HAVE SPOKEN
make pictures of your progress OP
Fuck the dog. Piss in the fishtank
Nobody won't notice.
Photos or jew
Retrieve panties. Post photos here
Replace all furniture with brand new stuff from Ethan Allen.
>touch your dick and balls on every doorknob
>shit in the tank of all their toilets
>take everything out of their fridge and get inside fully nude
>Wait for the mailman to come and tell him they moved to Husky,Siberia
>cum in their laundry detergent
Be a wet bandit
Double dubs have spoken:
pinkie toes must suffer.
Glue furniture to walls
OP here, they left today and cleaned the whole house yesterday so they would come home to a clean home(or so i have been told) so dust is virtually nonexistant
You should find dust in their vacuum cleaner
Be a responsible adult.
This
Air bnb the house
>take lethal amount of laxatives
>shit everywhere
>die
timestamp faggot
Microwave eggs, post result
Bout time
reroll
Take a shit in their blender and add various condiments (mayonnaise and mustard). Blend until perfection then proceed to pour on all rugs in the house.
Key in your pooper with timestamp
reroll
it shouldn't be that hard finding dust on your own OP. Time to get creative
print out furry porn and tape it everywhere
reroll
>Download all kinds of pedopfilia from the internetss
> spread pics around the house, disk in the DVD player, ect
> call cops on them
> post results and news reports
So close, reroll
I had this once so I went into the daughters room and looked around to see if she had any devices with any nudes on them, also looked for any toys but couldn't find shit.
Give it a shot
So close, reroll
how often can we reroll?
reroll btw
Reroll, but only do this after youve done other stuff that anons have posted.
infinite amounts until you get it
Just live there and eat all their food and shit
if so then op should post results
So close, reroll
Stab yourself in the hand with the key.
kek
This just in:
Local thread gets most boring double dubs in the universe. All good ideas cursed to be singles.
Authorities are telling people to abandon cursed thread IMMIDIATLELY
So close, reroll
there are no double dubs here
reroll. mby last one
re-roll bras aswell
Cum on everything
FUCK JUST KILL YOURSELF OP YOU TIMESTAMPLESS FAGGOT
Proofread you faggot
You sick fuck! Roll
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oh i thought you meant xxyy double dubs. my bad then
rerolling
Build pillow fort in living room
My trips command you do everything previously suggested
Put contents of fridge on sofa. Turn heating on.
Shove straw up cock and fill with icy hot. That'll show em
Put it on Airbnb and rent it out for an Airbnb orgy.
smear small amounts of shit all over their house in places they cant possibly know (under the table, under the rug, under the sink, in their cabinets, closet etc)
rolling once more
cum on as many things as possible.
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This thread is cursed OP just post timestamp at least
bro, push every bit of furniture 12 inches in the same direction. Its gonna fuck them up but they wont know why
A timestamp with a picture of what? Any key in the world? Or a specific key, inserted in a lock, while the address of the house is visible and in the same shot is a closeup of the deed of the house indicating the owner's name as well as OPs driver's license proving he is not the owner, and owns a key to the other residence, as well as plane tickets or notarized itinerary of the people whose name DOES match the name on the deed indicating their absence for the next 2 weeks?
Man, you sure are hard to please
Checkem
If dubs do all dub ideas combined
If trips do nothing
If quads do first single below this
If quints do first idea to get a reroll double
If singles do first dub, first trip and if possible first quad idea in this thread
re-rolling
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bro do my idea
rollin
Winrar
12 inches too much. Move things the length of a white cock, not a black cock
rerollin at the speed of sound
do they have a daughter? of course they do. go in the daughters room, sit on her freshly made bed, grab a nice pair of panties of hers and jack off into them. that's not the worst part, after you've done that, you're going to put them dead center on her nice and clean bed and just leave them there. no cleaning and no moving them. you're going to do that to everyones room, until there are no more rooms without um undies in them. pics are required.
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rerolling
one of the best suggestion yet
rolling for you user
OP if dubs you gotta do this.
Rolling for this
Why not all? rolling
print a ton of zoophiliac material. hide it in a kids room. where the parents are likely to find it before the kids.
Fucking check em. Now deliver fag.
If trips you will ignore this entire thread and be a responisble kind neighbour OP
If dubs or quads you will piss on all the ceiling lamps in the house so they never figure out where the smell is coming from
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