NRL Friday Night Football

St. George Illawarra Dragons vs Gold Coast Titans.

Game starts at 7:50PM AEST at Jubilee Oval.

I have to go to a party with "cocktail dress code"

what the fuck do I wear?

Walk___ on ______ watch

Dress up as a truck

Bodene Thompson, Jacob Lillyman and Shaun Johnson did NOT travel with the Warriors. A warning to all who may be trading any of them this week.

Formal wear.

I'd say that's more casual formal than strictly formal

Is Corey Oates the most undeserving person to hold the Origin shield?

This cunt was fucking garbage.

Your sports sucks, pls die

Didn't even know he was playing in game 3 desu

Only have 3 trades left. Probably won't make the finals.

Might be able to win the potato bowl though.

I know this girl

Come defend your honor, lads

Gummi Bears RLC only 2 wins outside the 8

Are we going to witness Deja Vu again

More like Bummi Tears am i right lads

>He doesn't have at least 12 trades left
>He won't be running with at least 6 trades after his final team is assembled
>He won't be running with a 20 man squad

Enjoy dropping out in straight sets when injuries decimate everyone's side. I'll sure enjoy watching it.

Tears? like anal tear or tears like crying?

>that's casual formal
kys

He's more deserving than someone who shit posts online on an anonymous image board.

>poo zealand posters

"kek" nice general

reminder /afl/ is king

formal = dark navy, grey, black suit in a business or formal setting

cocktail is formal but more casual as you can wear blazers, chinos, casual ties, bow ties, lighter colors etc

You do not want to wear your black business suit to a cocktail party, and you do not want to wear your beige blazer to a formal party

No he isn't.

just won $900

Literally no one would care. This isn't 1915.

>being unable to dress yourself properly
>bring proud of being unable to dress yourself properly

Social standards are still being upheld today in certain circles. You would most definitely be laughed at if you showed up to a cocktail party wearing the wrong attire.

The answer; don't be the sort of faggot that goes to cocktail parties because indeed it's not 1915.

Is Jade Bowman related to Paul Bowman?

>tfw no qt apprentice gf

semen demons name?

>tfw qt nurse fiance

walkcunt on suicide watch

>fiance
>being gay
>2016

what?

Fiance refers to a male you are engaged to.

Fiancee refers to a female you are engaged to.

yeah, i'm female...

There are male nurses.

You're an idiot.

No you aren't. You're a fat disgusting boy with a small cock.

you wish but actually i am female.

nice projection though, lol.

This is my girlfriend. Might propose to her soon.

Based Sup Forums

"s"b"omitdwsk"h"sw

it isnt a cocktail party, it's a 21st with a cocktail dress code

fucking kys

>tfw did 50 sets of exercise to punish myself for eating pizza and cake last night
Gonna feel terrible tomorrow.

Your mother will die of cancer within 5 years

Titans to win by 12.

key your sedan

Your mother keyed her gravestone

It stands for "knitted yellow sweater".

Just woke up and there's all this shit on my feed about France

What happened?

Todd Carney

Terrorist extremist got a truck and ran down a shit load of people. Last I saw 75 confirmed dead.

In Nice on Bastille day.

Walkhammad is a false prophet

85 people are dead, there is LITERALLY nothing nice about it

porkcunt on swine fluicide watch

WalkBro's cousin here

Would you fuck me?

Boyd Cordner is fucking BACK lads

He WILL be NSW captain next year

witty

>$300 short of the perfect trade

Who?

Used to be my life was just emotions passin' by

secret

Based Sean.

Fuck islam

>not keeping a weight / exercise log in excel

youre never gonna make it if you dont log shit daily

It's getting pretty out of control.

I prefer posting in /afl/ tttt.

Mainly because I like Melbourne the best.

I do. I never implied I didn't. I use two apps. One for tracking calories and one for tracking weight lifting sessions.

WalkEinstein on high IQ watch

i use Strong on iPhone and I just guesstimate calories cause I tried using MFP and it was too much autism trying to figure out portions and shit

I might go full on autism and start weighing my food so I know how many grams i'm ingesting

understatement of the century

Shut the fuck up bigots

you are honestly the least successful persona, that lasted more than 5 minutes, au/sp/ has ever seen

Just saw Batman v Superman lads

Was pretty good 2bh

>he considers being a pest on Sup Forums as successful
Top zozzle. I'm here for myself, not to entertain you cretins.

I hated strong. I was using FitList until I sold my iPhone the other day.

I already weigh my food. I don't think it's that obsessive. I use FatSecret for calorie counting.

I could eat Minties non stop

WalkFreshBreath on kissable watch

Tipped the titans

same lad

What should I eat for dinner lads?

Who /drag/ here?

Game is up the road but sick a dog

>sick as a dog
Them feels. I only get sick once or twice a year but when I do get sick I just lose all energy to do anything.

Vonnie's looking hot af tonight btw.

Vonnie please fucking marry me

oksanafedorova is online

>20 to 1
please kill me

suggest me something for dinner lads, i'm starving

>Kick out on the full on the 3rd tackle

This bodes well

pls titans

How many homosexuals are currently playing rugby league realtalk

This. I wonder how many are in the closet.

The Dragons didn't even try to defend that.

Loving these ads promoting The Avalanches new album.

Well how else are we all supposed to know they exist?

They're quite well known in the music community.

Matty Boypussylan

>Lockyer's "commentary".

Did they even fucking train him? He just parrots what every other commentator said before him.

AHH FRANKIE SINATRA

KFC has brought back the double down. Get a few of those and some hot n spicy. Coleslaw and fries for sides.

I like it, contrary to all of the hate that it gets.