I just ate a whole fucking pizza and now feel like a piece of shit

Oliver Morgan
Oliver Morgan

I just ate a whole fucking pizza and now feel like a piece of shit.

What has Sup Forums done in the past 24 hours which makes you hate yourself?

Brandon Gonzalez
Brandon Gonzalez

You'll be fine as long as you don't do that daily.

Camden James
Camden James

I eat whole pizzas at a time all the time...but I'm not a fat lard so i don't feel bad

eat shit and die OP

Lincoln Scott
Lincoln Scott

Fucked a fat girl, ate an entire block of pic related and ate a whole bag of potato chips. this is all on top of my normal diet which I've been sticking too pretty well so everything I ate was 100% detrimental.

Connor Wright
Connor Wright

I've done nothing but play vidya in the last 24, that makes me hate myself

Ian Bennett
Ian Bennett

At least you are working on it!

Joseph Walker
Joseph Walker

Pizza is the essence of life you fucking retard.

YOU JUST ATE GOD BRUH, FUCK U MEAN FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT? ORDER ME A WHOLE PIZZA NEXT TIME AND I'LL ENJOY EVERY LAST CHEESY ASS BITE AND YOUR FAGGOT ASS CAN STARVE YOU UNGRATEFUL DIPSHIT. FUCK YOU

Evan Sullivan
Evan Sullivan

i've been doing it for years dickhead and im not fat, some people just know how to keep their weight down obeastron

Luke Powell
Luke Powell

I love you too user!

Grayson Garcia
Grayson Garcia

Ate a whole bag of white fudge pretzels.

Adam Anderson
Adam Anderson

Awfully defensive aren't we?

Julian Cox
Julian Cox

I've had 15 beers.
I don't give a fuck about the alcohol but the fact that i'm getting fat from it makes me hate myself

Isaiah Perez
Isaiah Perez

I during hot summer was in the house of mine with friends are cool. I has been smoking pot while mine brain just exploded and I loose capacity of grammar. Thanks Help please

Isaac Morris
Isaac Morris

Woke up

Cameron Ross
Cameron Ross

No you retard, some people are just born with a high metabolism

Jaxson Fisher
Jaxson Fisher

nothing, fell gud
+did 85 push up today so i'm proud of myself

Eli Sanchez
Eli Sanchez

Yeah, definitely not!
I don't eat em often but the fact that I just did makes me think that is in my future, which is why i feel bad!
Luckily I don't drink so that's one thing!

Henry Miller
Henry Miller

Was supposed to be on a clear liquid diet after having a bad stomach virus for 4 days.

So I ate Sonic chili cheese tots. I'm regretting it.

Henry Adams
Henry Adams

kuk

Jackson Williams
Jackson Williams

They look pretty disgusting. I hope they at least tasted ok!

Luke Hernandez
Luke Hernandez

I lay in bed realising I have no joy left in life but I'm too scared to kill myself.

Joshua Ramirez
Joshua Ramirez

I snorted a gram of coke for the first time in a long time. I've been depressed lately, and it honestly just made me more depressed.
I used to like it, but I don't think I do anymore.

William Miller
William Miller

Took a Moose knuckle sized shit and laying in my bed from severe anal trauma

Henry Campbell
Henry Campbell

Getting on this site and posting ITT

Bentley Rodriguez
Bentley Rodriguez

Spent around $350 in Neopets shit for a girl thinking she would like me and i found out she was a guy.

William Reed
William Reed

I woke up thismorning.

Alexander Ramirez
Alexander Ramirez

Im late for work right now, feels badman

Christopher Lopez
Christopher Lopez

I slept through my morning class and afternoon class as well. Did the same yesterday as well. I feel like shit, but I'm at the point where I don't care anymore and I just want this semester to end so I can return to my home university.

Gavin Fisher
Gavin Fisher

I went to a friends bday party last night & got really drunk and said a lot of emberassing things and pissed some people off. I'm remembering why I don't go out anymore.

Gabriel Martin
Gabriel Martin

Being jealous of this guy if true. Laughing at post if not true.

I miss weed.

Parker Cook
Parker Cook

Woke up.

Alexander Myers
Alexander Myers

so did things work out or nah

Angel Nelson
Angel Nelson

What the fuck OP I just ate an entire pizza...

Cameron Murphy
Cameron Murphy

Told my manager I had an appointment yesterday, needed day off, required them to move a mandatory day off to yesterday. Turns out the appointment isn't until the 29th. Now I need the 29th off....

Eli Morris
Eli Morris

Adelaide?

Adam Carter
Adam Carter

Pizza meme is over at 9gag buddy

Brody Parker
Brody Parker

Im not sure if he just wanted free stuff or if he really likes me.

Angel Williams
Angel Williams

what the fuck is 9gag you stupid cancerous fuck?

we're talking about Pizza you inbred herpes infested abortion

Austin Gutierrez
Austin Gutierrez

Funny thing about depression, you spiral downwards after doing something which you used to enjoy and finding it completely unejoyable.

Christian Barnes
Christian Barnes

Wait.. You spend money on Neopets shit in the past 24 hrs? Damn son.

Hudson Smith
Hudson Smith

What was the first Pokémon game that you played?

Henry Reyes
Henry Reyes

Woken up.
Thought about going out paddling on the lake.
Thought about going out for a bike ride.
Thought about going to town to chat up people.
Thought about finishing the research paper due tomorrow.
Sat on the couch listening to awful people rage out about their pointless politics, and fapped to loli's, morning til night.
Most days have been like this this year.

Camden Jenkins
Camden Jenkins

Sounds rough. I hope you make it user!
Hopefully they were just as drunk and won't remember!
Are you me?
Oh shit. Maybe you can figure something out and get that day off too.

Colton Jackson
Colton Jackson

Sounds very familiar, just with less loli's and more traps and zero study.

Luis Reyes
Luis Reyes

Woke up and realized i didnt choke on my own saliva during the night

Isaiah Nguyen
Isaiah Nguyen

You just need a new drug. Try heroin or meth. Either will pick you up out of your depression. Fucking trust me.

Luke Sanders
Luke Sanders

I had sex with a prostitute this afternoon, but I'm okay with that. Sort of feel bad about spending the money though.

Christopher Campbell
Christopher Campbell

wtf! here in italy 1 pizza per person is a standard
once i ate 3

Joseph Peterson
Joseph Peterson

ilija

Ayden Howard
Ayden Howard

I watched lucky star

Juan Ramirez
Juan Ramirez

I woke up at 3 in the afternoon.... Went to the gym , ate , chilled with friends , ate again , just got back from the gym again. Struggling to stay up to get my rhythm bAck to become a productive person.

Nicholas Hernandez
Nicholas Hernandez

Fuck this dumbass , he's just trying to get you hooked on a drug. Man it out , faggot.

Lucas Nelson
Lucas Nelson

Fapping to candid pictures of french cops. So fucking manly and handsome, no homo.

Lincoln Gonzalez
Lincoln Gonzalez

I know those feels, bro. Woke up at 1pm yesterday and was angry with myself, went for a run then drank a bottle of vodka last night to make sure I got to sleep by midnight.

Christopher Cruz
Christopher Cruz

McDonald's Big Mac, McFlurry, then bought a bag of chips, a bag of cheap ass peanut butter cup knock offs with 2 tall energy drinks, and then polished it all off with a box of fudgee-os with a carton of milk.

This is after being on a no sugar no junk food diet for like a month, I cannot emphasize how NOT ready my body was.

I felt like death and kept trying to vomit through the pain of regret and a bursting stomach. I couldn't vomit. Now I've mostly slept it off, but it feels like a stone in my stomach and my blood veins are vibrating.

This is the definition of self-sabotage.

Jaxson Wright
Jaxson Wright

I ate a dozen doughnuts in 15 minutes
It made me throw up tho...

Jacob Phillips
Jacob Phillips

i wasted a complete semester solely with searching a masters thesis. at least i managed to find one now.

Eli Brooks
Eli Brooks

Nice trips though, my binge-eating brother.

Nicholas Diaz
Nicholas Diaz

I know that feel user.

Aaron Fisher
Aaron Fisher

Lol I was thinking the same thing of drinking liqour , but not much of a solo drinker. ill see how long I last.

Cameron Bennett
Cameron Bennett

GOLD NIGGA fuck outta here

Logan Sullivan
Logan Sullivan

I had a relaxing day out with the family, had a great dinner, and went home to go to sleep at 10pm.

Nathaniel Hall
Nathaniel Hall

Yeah, i immediately felt the carbs hitting me hard after pizza. Normally don't eat a lot of that kinda stuff so its a slight shock to the system.

Robert Nguyen
Robert Nguyen

Wow, that sounds a lot like me too. Except replace research paper with work and loli's with Milfs.

Easton Ward
Easton Ward

I'm alive. That's enough to merit self hatred

Zachary Rodriguez
Zachary Rodriguez

dressed up like a girl and took pictures of my self to send to various men in my city

Christopher Reed
Christopher Reed

Tried to convince myself that i have willpower.

Smoked a pack of ciggies, drank a litre of wine and have work in 4 hours. Baby inbound too.

I am pathetic and need to get my shit together before i become deadbeat dad.

Not fat though. Yall niggers bitchin about too much food dealin with first world problems. Drinking and getting high everyday to deal with life like me is the bottom of the barrel.

We all pathetic in this thread though.

Bentley White
Bentley White

Holy shit.

Bentley Nguyen
Bentley Nguyen

So, wanna share with us?

Liam Russell
Liam Russell

last night i popped 3 xanax and drank a fifth and a half...just woke up...hair of the dog.
regular wednesday

Colton Phillips
Colton Phillips

What's the normal size of a pizza in Italy though? Here in the US a good sized pizza is like 2/3 of a meter in diameter. If not bigger.

John Moore
John Moore

Broke my weed break with shitty floor weed I found in my room because I felt like shit.

Logan Hall
Logan Hall

checked
But srsly go look up what sugar does to your blood. Diabetes is no joke.

Josiah Sullivan
Josiah Sullivan

n-no

I've shared on Sup Forums before but I'm not in the mood anymore, same reason why I feel bad about it

I'm just so confused about myself

Jack Thomas
Jack Thomas

been there man! Learned to love whiskey instead, now i'm semi alcoholic but not fat

Jacob Wilson
Jacob Wilson

go a week without internet.
the results might surprise you.

Gavin Hughes
Gavin Hughes

drink some vodka u FUCK

grappa is pretty good as well but apparently most people hate the taste

Samuel Perez
Samuel Perez

No way man, I spent a lot of time last year without internet and holy SHIT

Eli Green
Eli Green

Nothing I've done can make me hate myself more than I usually do :)

Ayden Carter
Ayden Carter

I thought about my best friend and how ill never be able to be in a relationship with her.

Parker Gutierrez
Parker Gutierrez

Lol. She isn't your best friend.

She'll leave you whenever you're no longer convenient as an emotional tampon.

Sebastian Brown
Sebastian Brown

And look where you are now you faggot

Josiah Harris
Josiah Harris

Simply not true

Jose Moore
Jose Moore

Woke up

Jaxon Garcia
Jaxon Garcia

Live.

Wyatt Barnes
Wyatt Barnes

You had to Google that to make sure you didn't give away that you are underaged didn't you?

Colton Ortiz
Colton Ortiz

wtf are you 9? or asian?

a pizza is a normal fucking meal.

Caleb Fisher
Caleb Fisher

I ate a bunch of vegetables without washing them, and probably didn't cool them super well either... and now I have severe food poisoning.

Jace Powell
Jace Powell

inbred herpes infested abortion

Carter Wright
Carter Wright

fap to an animated mylittlepony with big dicks

Alexander Sanchez
Alexander Sanchez

hey me too :D
time for some cardio

Nolan Torres
Nolan Torres

Link?

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