I am about to go in for my first full time job interview. Kinda nervous as all get out. Any anons want to give me some advice?
I am about to go in for my first full time job interview
Ignore weaknesses, and focus on strengths. Take those weaknesses and find a way to talk your way around it to seem more like strengths.
what is the job?
Its for Utilities Maintenance. Right now I work part time in sales at a hardware store.
If you're shy, don't say you're shy, say you can work independently. It sounds better than than shy.
If you're lazy, say you can work as a team and follow orders.
Try to remain calm, don't dress too casually and don't dress too smart. Best of luck in your interview.
Just be cool. Make eye contact. Have a friendly and confident demeanor. Act enthused and interested about the position. Ask a few important questions. You'll be good. Good luck!
Once it's over you'll wonder why you were ever nervous in the first place, just be chill and do some research on the company. They don't really give a fuck what you know, they just like knowing you took the extra effort to prepare
Do you know what you are doing and can you do the job?
Then ignore all this advice and just go in there and be honest and relax. No problem, man - you will nail it.
It's ok, you'll probably get nervous and fuck up like always. At least your parents are expecting disappointment this time.
Try not to embarrass your family too much, dad still needs to hold face in the neighborhood
Do you think this is too formal?
Ive been practicing a few questions I can ask at the end, I think I got that part down pat, I'm just worried about stuttering like an idiot, I tend to do that even when I'm talking casually with my friends.
I know a bit about the job. Its going to take some training, but they said they will take care of that if I get the job.
B 4 you go in play with your cock
The hard on will show confidence.
Thats what Im thinking, Its just getting through the interview is going to be rough. I think I just gotta buckle down and get on with it.
Shit, I was wondering when Sup Forums was going to start showing it's usual colors. You guys took so long, I was starting to get nervous.
smoke a joint
that will calm u.
Do it about 1/2 an hour before interview
Personally, I'd go without the waistcoat (vest, if you're american) but that looks fine to me. You're not going to screw up your job because you wore a waistcoat, I just personally wouldn't wear one because I don't like them unless I have it in a 3-piece suit. It's a taste of personal preference really. Good luck!
got a fedora to go with that?
Lose the vest, put the color in the tie.
Thanks for the advice. Honestly, I'm kinda surprise how helpful most of the comments were. Anyway, I'm off to the interview, gonna try to get there early.
Good luck, OP
Best of luck
HOLY SHIT LOSE THE WAISTCOAT FUCK ME SIDEWAYS
In this weather as well, shirt and tie. Fuck its a maintenance job, they just want to know you are dependable and skilled and likeable.
Thye won't like a faggot turning up in a waistcoat.
Wear the waistcoat. I'm assuming you're applying for a Pizza Hut position.
You'll be laughed out of the room if you show up to a grown-up job interview dressed like that nigger.
Lol utilities maintenance. Sounds gay as fuck. You will forever be a faggot and you will fail this interview because the employer will smell that you have a small dick and hate you for it. Give up. Don't go. Stay home and jack off to men rimming each other and then take pills like a bitch and end your shit tier life today.
Yes you must wear a fedora. You should talk with a fake accent so you sound smarter too
trying to get a job
gay as fuck
unemployed neckbeard confirmed
Roll up your sleeves, DITCH the waistcoat. If you have a blazer that isn't horribly ill-fitting/your dads, wear that. Consider either ditching the tie, or getting one that doesn't look like it's owned by a croupier at a really shitty casino.
You want to manage to look formal/smart, but not overdone. At the moment, you're rocking a very fedora-ish look, where you clearly don't know much about dressing well, so you've tacked on as many 'smart' things as possible, like that little handkerchief in your waistcoat pocket, or the clip on your shiny little tie. Ditch that sort of shit.
Lol I am the boss of Microsoft and apple bitch ill have you removed
good luck op
expecting updates later today
sounds gay as fuck
well honestly i kinda trust this guy. If ANYONE knows whats gay, its him. Have you SEEN how MANY dicks he can gargle at once???
I only top dudes cause I'm alpha as fuck. You are the one that gets your ass split.
Get a job!