ITT: we are a professional kitchen

ITT: we are a professional kitchen

I NEED A CALAMARI AND SOME VEAL

FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!

Nah mate, all vegan cunt.

LOSE THE ATTITUDE YA FUCKING WANKER

WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY FLASK!? I CAN'T STAND YOU FUCKERS SOBER!

M-ME CHEF
JUST NEEDED A SIP

YOU NIGGER GET OUT!

IIIII'LLL KIIIEEELLL YOOUUUU!

I GOT A ORDER FOR TABLE 21
TWO PUMKIN RISOTTO AND SCOLLOPS

FUCK NIGGERS IM OUTTA HERE

YES CHEF

i swear to god one day i'm going to jizz in this fucking risotto

ITS FUCKING RAWWWWW

FUCK ME THE SCOLLOPS TASTE LIKE FUCKING RUBBER

>who the fuck burnt my chops goddamnit jim

THOSE WERE THE LAST SCOLLOPS IN THE WALK-IN, CHEF

Here is your thin crust pizza chef!

CHEF I THINK I OVERCOOKED THE THE RISOTTO

THIS IS DREADFUL
I MEAN LOOK AT IT, JUST GREASE AND IT'S COLD IN THE MIDDLE
FUCK ME

NO NO NO
GET SOME FUCKING NEW ONES THEN YOU FUCKING DONKEY I MEAN YOUR JUST STANDING THERE, SCREAMING AND YOU'RE FUCKING USELESS YOU SACK OF SHIT

CHEF, I over coooked the rice! What do?

God fucking damn it, I accidentally overcooked the roast diet Coke, can somebody get the dustpan and sweep up the steaks at 230 degrees Celsius? Also, somebody has to marinade the knives in the sink and leave them to cool in the rack. For fuck's sakes, can we go no out to where the salt shaker is? I need the paprika, can somebody check the dishwasher and the heater are out of order for now.

YES CHEF

i'm going to stab you in the throat one day you limey cunt

EY WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!
IS THAT A THREAT?

SOMEBODY ORDERED
THREE ROASTBEEFS AND A CREAMPIE

GET TO FUCKING WORK
CHECK EM

yes chef

yes chef.

yas chef

I AIN'T NOBODY'S BITCH, CHEF

Excuse me but you messed up my order

YES CHEF

I MEAN NO CHEF

fuck man i don't even really work here i just came back to find out what's taking my bisque so fucking long and everyone started shouting at me and the smug cunt smoking pot out the back put a skillet in my hand and said 'you're the chef now dawg'