Sup Sup Forumsros, soulless office user here, dubs decide what i do.
Sup Sup Forumsros, soulless office user here, dubs decide what i do
draw a dick on some important paperwork
it can be small
Offer to eat boss' ass to orgasm.
Only me and another guy in the office today
hit on one of the female coworkers
Creep shots of office ladies
Offer other guy handjob.
Cum into coffee pot and serve to the ladies
Tell us What company and where is your office located.
Be the Office Wizard.
Lock yourself in your cubical with other cubicles.
Have the voice of Oz from the Wizard of Oz.
When someone walks by or needs you to do something you must ask their purpose for visiting the Office Wizard.
You can NOT, under any circumstances, break character of the Office Wizard.
Use something to make a robe out of, sticky notes, extra clothing, anything.
Share the story.
ZOMG!!!!! DO EET
jesus fuck you guys, gimmie some time here, i'll deliver
only some fag working with me
fag offers me handjob
Screw up the fax machine/printer
Remove your pants and shit on your coworkers desk with him watching.
Fucking 1 off.. fml.
Oh god again
Ask coworker to shove a pen in your pooper
UC CompSci Admissions Office, you fucker
Cum on keyboard
How was that offer of a handjob received?
Shit on floor
Cum on the computer
Quoted from the google chat "user, what the hell?"
Checked, deliver faggot
Holy shit double dubs and trips and 69
Unless somebody hits me up with a reload, i've already rubbed on out before my shift started
Convert to islam
shit I wanted dubs
I did it again
Draw a dick on a sticky note and stick it to your coworker's forehead
Start a small fire on any trash can available
two seconds . . .
Put pubes on coworkers sholder
Cum on coworkers lunch
any fucker who eats lunch at 10am is not to be trifled with
Not gonna happen, I always start my day off with a quick wank in the office and a smoke. Not enough pr0n in the world to get me up rn
Smash up your pc
bust on boss' door get down on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur
Dump trash can on desk
Start a fire
Eat every motherfucker's lunch in communal fridge and leave a printed out meme in each of the item's places.
(make sure you do this in secret, don't let anybody see, you fuck)
Look at cp on company computer
Ask that hot co worker of yours on a date. You do have one right? Everyone does right?
Nope, all alone now.
Shit can I ask for something else? Maybe strut around the office in your undies or something
actually no thats stupid let me think of something else, don't do that
wtf, ask for something cool. You guys are just asking for gay shit. I literally have access to all the office supplies in the world and your asking for this???
Staple your foreskin to your workmate's cheek
rub your dick against office equipment and post pictures