Sup Sup Forumsros, soulless office user here, dubs decide what i do

Sup Sup Forumsros, soulless office user here, dubs decide what i do.

draw a dick on some important paperwork
it can be small

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Offer to eat boss' ass to orgasm.

Roll

Only me and another guy in the office today

hit on one of the female coworkers

This

Creep shots of office ladies

Offer other guy handjob.

Cum into coffee pot and serve to the ladies

WINRAR

Tell us What company and where is your office located.

Be the Office Wizard.
Lock yourself in your cubical with other cubicles.
Have the voice of Oz from the Wizard of Oz.
When someone walks by or needs you to do something you must ask their purpose for visiting the Office Wizard.
You can NOT, under any circumstances, break character of the Office Wizard.
Use something to make a robe out of, sticky notes, extra clothing, anything.
Share the story.

ZOMG!!!!! DO EET

jesus fuck you guys, gimmie some time here, i'll deliver

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OP deliver!!!!

;0

>at work
>only some fag working with me
>fag offers me handjob

Screw up the fax machine/printer

Lucky you

Remove your pants and shit on your coworkers desk with him watching.

Fucking 1 off.. fml.

Oh god again

Ask coworker to shove a pen in your pooper

UC CompSci Admissions Office, you fucker

Cum on keyboard

How was that offer of a handjob received?

Shit on floor

Cum on the computer

Roll

Ayy

Thanks Fag

Another winrar!

Quoted from the google chat "user, what the hell?"

Checked, deliver faggot

Holy shit double dubs and trips and 69

faggot

Unless somebody hits me up with a reload, i've already rubbed on out before my shift started

Convert to islam

Oh shit

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shit I wanted dubs

I did it again

Draw a dick on a sticky note and stick it to your coworker's forehead

Start a small fire on any trash can available

two seconds . . .

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Put pubes on coworkers sholder

Cum on coworkers lunch

Waiting......

any fucker who eats lunch at 10am is not to be trifled with

Not gonna happen, I always start my day off with a quick wank in the office and a smoke. Not enough pr0n in the world to get me up rn

Smash up your pc

bust on boss' door get down on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur

Dump trash can on desk

Start a fire

Eat every motherfucker's lunch in communal fridge and leave a printed out meme in each of the item's places.
(make sure you do this in secret, don't let anybody see, you fuck)

Look at cp on company computer

Ask that hot co worker of yours on a date. You do have one right? Everyone does right?

This

Nope, all alone now.

Shit can I ask for something else? Maybe strut around the office in your undies or something

actually no thats stupid let me think of something else, don't do that

wtf, ask for something cool. You guys are just asking for gay shit. I literally have access to all the office supplies in the world and your asking for this???

Ok

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Staple your foreskin to your workmate's cheek

rub your dick against office equipment and post pictures