Alright lasy thread didn't work because you autists refused to use connecting words like "To", "the", "and", etc

Alright lasy thread didn't work because you autists refused to use connecting words like "To", "the", "and", etc

So...

ITT we write apology letter to Leslie Jones one SENTENCE at a time and mail it to her when the thread reaches 300 replies
>This is gonna be a long letter

Dear Leslie Jones:

Sorry that anons on twitter

e-raped yo fatass

But let us not forget that you are a nigger

Did I mention that you're black?

and niggers commit crimes

So therefore you committed a crime with your performance

Because you're a nigger and didndonuffin

thus you're a nigger

nigger nigger nigger

I'm a queer, gay boi.

(New paragraph)

and we are so sorry that people pointed out your stupid nigger gorillla face

to

the

Zoo

and

it really was unkind.

We couldn't help but realize how fucking nigger you really are

etc

.Despite this, i wish to say

[faggot read the post]

Kek

I've become so numb, I can't feel you there

We so sorry you are black.

And That's the power of pine-sol baby

that black people, obviously are not people

Your shipment of bananas has been cancelled due to insufficient funds

but nigger tongue my anus

Onwards to new adventures, maybe

mr clean couldn't turn you white

My penor is very nice and purple, sometimes I like to rub him and he makes big cum, he's a nice guy.

kate mckinnon is better than you

throbbing

you're

torture

you are the worst thing to happen to SNL since phil hartman's wife

just proof that according to all known laws of aviation,

and that's why I can't believe it's not butter.

Nigger ( haven't read the rest of the thread yet but i feel its never inappropriate to say nigger)

But yet, I feel that now we've gotten off on the wrong foot, I wish to correct myself by clarifying that

But anyway, we so sorry

and sweaty throbbing cocks

and remind you that we waz kangz and shieet

Usually you just pepper the "ands" and such in.

Actually i'm aboriginal australian myself

So, we would like to make this our official apologize for everything that you had to endure on twitter.

.To reiterate, all of us at Sup Forums are

kanye west did nothing wrong

but I digress,

Lord Milo will have his revenge soon enough

300 is too many, 100 sounds fine

So whatever you say, you will never be as great as Hitler

And so here's a list of adjectives i call my mom daily

We actually would get along with black "people" if they

tongue my nigger ass

Dear Leslie Jones

Because if it wasnt for hate speech, you wouldn't realize how shitty of an actor you are.

and

Would shower more.

Black people were a lot nicer before the civil rights movement

so

and that's not your fault, it's just Martin Luther King was hitter in disguise

please kys

free tom brady

a dolphin rapes a fish

I hope you accept our apology.

the funniest thing you have created you had to flush down the toilet for sanitary reasons

fuck

I mean hitler.

CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE111!!!!1

black people are beautiful, and youre a very talented actress

...

Dear Leslie Jones,

If you don't reply to our letter, your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

calling yourself a comedian should legally be considered hate speech

Can you lick up all my ectoplasm,

ghostbusters wasnt even that bad tbh

to

nobody needs your blackwomansplaining

.Pokemon Go is the best app ever created but,

Chris Hemsworth, Three SJWs and a Gorilla do not qualify as the people i'm "Gonna call" during a supernatural emergency

im gay

mostly because of chris hemsworth

the

and

I am sorry to enjoy buttplay, is my fetish, but

and

biggest cock to ever grace the lands

And wouldn't you agree that black people look like very dirty white people?

prepositions

orgasms I have are

If you can triforce, all will be forgiven for your SJW fueled sub-par acting

for

But I'm sure that regardless of what happened, we

Pity the Gelth

Nigress

with

Although you might not understand immediately, this all makes perfect sense.