/brit/

Business idea: post a new thread and watch brits be forced to post in it

A good post that is.

Vaping.

second

It seems my business has horribly backfired, I'm fucking BANKRUPT

> w-w-would you like to kill some Moors with me, a-user?
What do?

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Mr. Vape expert can I inquire to ask what is presently considered the most stylish style of vaping utensil?

if I don't get a pale gf by the end of this year someone will be held accountable

just heard the oneitis' voice for the first time in 6 years

am in a world of pain rn

Yes, companion. It is that one called the "e pipe", for it resembles the physiology of an analogue pipe, and functions electronically to produce vapor.

>analogue

>oneitis dating back AT LEAST six years

get sorted

my favourite posts are the ones by NEETs with about 3p to last them a week. please share any stories if you are in this state

>analogue pipe

How many loads do you figure she's swallowed during that time?

i play assetto corsa with a keyboard

me fannies letting off a reet smell today lads x

hundreds if not thousands

probably dozens of unique sexual partners as well

FOY

Why not just use an xbox 360 controller?
They're literally like 20 bucks these days

And you still want her? Does she know you exist?

business idea: communicate in captcha phrases

centre mexico calle calle

that's not my favourite communist

pls be in london

away from me

its been 10ish

good morning

Daily reminder that this is where Anzu "IRL anime" Jaamu is from.

Note the large mosque in the foreground.

rather play it with a wheel but cant afford it

>4am

daily reminder that she gets stares from men when she walks down the street

all the commie slags are below 7

Osman Bey weeps.

perfect for a man like me

>this is someone's son

tragic

thank you hungry skeleton

that's a girl

yes
no

So is she Muslim? im actually curious. Very Haram if so

how can someone be THAT pale?
I'm an autismo sperg who never leaves the house but even my arms are brownish

>but even my arms are brownish

sounds like you're a coloured in de nile

was referring to the aussie with my original post but i'm not over my ex who i broke up with almost 3 years ago

reason being i haven't had a gf since

It's a ginger fag with a wig

paleness is wasted on rail thin girls

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stop fisting cattle maybe

a healthy coating of semen

agreed they just look like junkies

Her family are secular metropolitanites, but her family are indeed Sunni Muslims.

Her father was a male model.

Move on, user. She did.

made my side bitch my main bitch cuz she don't argue

thoughts on the subject at hand?

Alri, lads. Keep up the good work.

i would but it's hard to get a gf when you're a depressed NEET the breakup did not spur my depression that came on later when i realized how badly i fucked up my life

islam more like isn'tlam

Don't call them bitches, first of all.

Violence against women is a serious epidemic, and it's language like that which enables it.

48% me

i wish pooicide was as easy as the movies make it seem

>make a thread pretending to be muslim
>say how the west will fall to islam
>200+ replies

> islam
> is lame

why are the Regressive Left so vain?

might do a cum

>Regressive Left

rasheed

Sup Forums baiting is literally cheating

pfm

this

(You)s and (OP)s from Sup Forums don't really count

Commies aren't the regressive left

progressives already have everything they want. now they're just being irrational and insane with the 100 different genders and all that nonsense

Ah yes, Friday night

thats halal, rasheed

The regressive left?
Soon they'll be known as the non-existent left.

Yeah its like twatting the mongy kid in your class and then acting like your 6ft 4 and built like a brick shithouse

They don't have any actual problems to complain about any more.

They'll remind people that FGM and child marriage is still prevalent in the middle east, whilst they're complaining about being called pretty without permission.

got a regressive bellend

>Sup Forums baiting
Sup Forums and Sup Forums are one in the same

don't use Chrome it's a literal botnet

Now that the dust has settled, what's /brits/ opinion on the e pipe?

hatbait

all boards are Sup Forums satellite boards

>avoiding the botnet
>in 2017

Not possible m8

DO NOT REPLY TO THE LEAF

kysmm

Using a four years old Firefox build 2bh. It's the oldest one that can play webm.

>not using Whonix or Tails

I use the latest version of Firefox and it can play webms

built my own browser desu

>driving car
>roller mobster starts playing

we should dissolve government, everything is perfect as is

Rasheed.

Whonix and Tails are Linux distros

>Linux

sorry not a virgin m8

Bollocks are in DIRE need of a good hammering

>tfw too stupid for linux

Dooodeeedooodeeedoooooooo. Bag o' taytos, top o' tha mornin' to ya, feckin bejesus!

didn't understand a word of that

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The custodian probably won't like this.

wish i lived in america so i could own a gun to shoot myself with

delet this
t. got banned for posting it.

DEJA VU