Gf wants me to cook dinner

Aiden Peterson
Aiden Peterson

Gf wants me to cook dinner. I've been cooking for the past 3 years. I'm sick of her shit. Role reversal time. What do I add in tomato soup.
Must be common kitchen ingredient
No poison
No bodily fluids
Get creative

Andrew Anderson
Andrew Anderson

1 cup of salt

Caleb Baker
Caleb Baker

ice cream

Owen Adams
Owen Adams

get creative
no bodily fluids or poison

Yeah okay

Tyler Lewis
Tyler Lewis

Vodka

Landon Thompson
Landon Thompson

Is that a camping stove?

Andrew Ortiz
Andrew Ortiz

A note that says 'I don't want to cook anymore'. Also, nail clippings.

Kevin Morgan
Kevin Morgan

whole bottle of tabasco, or hotter if you've got it, then some cornstarch to thicken it up and some other ingredients, make it as hot and thick as you possibly can then use it as pasta sauce. the thickness will help hold that heat on her tongue longer and take even more milk to wash it down, assuming she's not retarded, if she is, offer her water or soda when it gets too hot, make it worse XD

Grayson Cruz
Grayson Cruz

Oregano

Easton Miller
Easton Miller

Take a pic of you having sex with her best friend in it

Ian Lopez
Ian Lopez

All of your toothpaste

Matthew Price
Matthew Price

toothpasta

Ryder Stewart
Ryder Stewart

Haribo sugar free vodka gummies

Jose Turner
Jose Turner

mivehind

Jack Flores
Jack Flores

This

Benjamin Gomez
Benjamin Gomez

add love

Angel Bailey
Angel Bailey

Done and done ;)

Michael Powell
Michael Powell

No bodily fluids
can't you read

Samuel Hughes
Samuel Hughes

A handfull of salt and black pepper

Michael Bell
Michael Bell

sprinkle in a good pinch of sugar and grind in a little black pepper. Tear 2 bay leaves into a few pieces and throw them into the pan. Stir to mix everything together, put the lid on the pan and let the tomatoes stew over a low heat for 10 minutes until they shrink down in the pan and their juices flow nicely

Dylan Smith
Dylan Smith

She's a hardcore vegan so I added sausage, gummy bears somewhere under, vodka and currently looking for salt.

Ryder Lewis
Ryder Lewis

Cooking for 3 years and doesn't have salt to hand.

Da fuck nigga.

Owen Fisher
Owen Fisher

don't forget to put in that toothpaste

Benjamin Gutierrez
Benjamin Gutierrez

A lot of pepper

Lucas Cook
Lucas Cook

Adding salt

Grayson Gray
Grayson Gray

Make pube chili.

Owen Price
Owen Price

Have ya told her seriously you don't want to cook all the time any more and suggested a role reversal or is this something you just thought up and maybe just passive aggressively told her you don't want to cook anymore? If you said something like ugh I hate cooking without sitting down and talking about how you feel you've cooked the past 3 years and are sick and tired of it you're a little bitch and deserve to cook for your gf and are doing a scumbag thing.

Leo Hughes
Leo Hughes

pubic hair (does not necessarily have to be yours)

also timestamp or sage

Oliver Murphy
Oliver Murphy

he said no bodily fluids

Logan Rogers
Logan Rogers

Eggshells

Lincoln Long
Lincoln Long

Are you retarded

Elijah Jenkins
Elijah Jenkins

Shit, straight up shit. That's a solid not a fluid.

Joshua Ward
Joshua Ward

Exlax dubs to cornfirm

Jaxson Long
Jaxson Long

soy sauce

Evan Rogers
Evan Rogers

Must be common kitchen ingredient
Read, user, read

Gabriel Perez
Gabriel Perez

OP, if you have ground cumin, throw about 1/4 cup in that sonofabitch

Seriously

Jeremiah Harris
Jeremiah Harris

add a sandwhich. cover it with cereal

Mason Ross
Mason Ross

Timestamp

Daniel Carter
Daniel Carter

break a glass, use the pieces to spice up the sauce

this breaks none of your rules.

Julian Rivera
Julian Rivera

Bitches live their cumin fresh and plentyfull.

Jose Young
Jose Young

Finger a hooker, clean fingers off in soup afterwords.

Colton Lewis
Colton Lewis

cloves too

Jaxon Sullivan
Jaxon Sullivan

Tumeric and Raw Natural Honey, fresh garlic cloves, and basil.

Caleb Jenkins
Caleb Jenkins

uhhh, common items in your kitchen? Or did you not read the criteria

Anthony Scott
Anthony Scott

Basil, thyme, and butter

Joseph Wilson
Joseph Wilson

Shit is common as it is processed food

Tyler Harris
Tyler Harris

Ohhhoho, his guy knows what's good

Jason Gray
Jason Gray

The fuck are you cooking on?
How fucking poor are you?

Hudson Reyes
Hudson Reyes

Dubs bitch

Connor Perry
Connor Perry

Kill yourself, you fucking idiot

Aiden James
Aiden James

Technically our sink is in the kitchen. So we brush there.

Aaron Jackson
Aaron Jackson

looks like a portable gas stove

Ryan Adams
Ryan Adams

Since she is vegan go crazy with that meat stuff. Also add mustard and milk to get a funny color

Ryan Reed
Ryan Reed

you are retarded

Thomas Davis
Thomas Davis

Alright, nice OP is flexible

Any word on the cumin and cloves?

Justin Baker
Justin Baker

That's bc it is. She's a hardcore tree hugger. We must save electricity. Also it runs on natural gases.

Aaron Torres
Aaron Torres

Add Mouthwash too

Nolan Diaz
Nolan Diaz

shit contains some nutrients that the body didn't manage to absorb.

Blake King
Blake King

if she loves trees so much go ahead and add some. Leaves will do the job bonus points for bark!

Blake Reed
Blake Reed

Hold up. I'm on that. Can't seem to find garlic. But because it's a kitchen ingredient. I'll go get some from the backyard garden.

Jaxon Sanders
Jaxon Sanders

Doesn't mean she wont get dysentery

Gabriel Butler
Gabriel Butler

dont forget the leaves and bork on your way back!

Nathan Martin
Nathan Martin

Looks like food to me

Chase Johnson
Chase Johnson

not putting in a handful of dirt.
It has nutrients for plants why not humans?
Also none vegan chocolate or milk

Nolan Hall
Nolan Hall

What the fuck mate

Do you even have any sort of dominance or saying in your own household ?

David Taylor
David Taylor

Kek

Landon Barnes
Landon Barnes

laxatives
so many laxatives

Samuel Hernandez
Samuel Hernandez

some bugs from the garden would add extra flavour

Owen Morgan
Owen Morgan

OP is not a faggot

Chase Young
Chase Young

Trips have spoken

Nathan Peterson
Nathan Peterson

I complies. She gave the best sucks. Now she's an ass. She's been cheating and I know it.

Blake Bailey
Blake Bailey

Shh were helping op get a grip right now

Hunter Butler
Hunter Butler

Revenge is sweetest in the long term.
continue to cook for her as normal
add sugar and fat to everything
gradually increase the amount over time
she will start gaining weight and become visibly fatter
convince her that you love her that way so she doesn't try to lose weight
continue the fattening until no man would want her
dump the cunt
tell her you never loved her and no one ever will now
she will die of heart failure
have a laugh and forget her
find a new gf
live a happy and healthy life together

Ethan Torres
Ethan Torres

overused meme, summerfag

Lucas Morris
Lucas Morris

I was just dodging the mother death thing.

Jeremiah Miller
Jeremiah Miller

Too late man the toothpaste is in

Nolan Brooks
Nolan Brooks

thats a long term commitmend to fuck over a vegan tree hugging bitch. Just dump her and share nudes on Sup Forums

Carter Robinson
Carter Robinson

dude why

Connor Brooks
Connor Brooks

On a scale from France to Germany
How much of a cuck are you? , fucking seriously dump her ass and escape that shitty life of yours with a vegan goddamn son, she's restricting fucking everything from you.

Juan Brooks
Juan Brooks

I've added Tabasco and garlic. I even added the garlic peels. Soup is darker now, because of Tabasco

Austin Price
Austin Price

probably germany

Anthony Fisher
Anthony Fisher

kek, what does it smell like?

Matthew Barnes
Matthew Barnes

yum yum

Camden Taylor
Camden Taylor

Oi oi oi let op finish dinner first

Kayden Ward
Kayden Ward

A whole stick of butter and a bottle of vegetable oil

Matthew Edwards
Matthew Edwards

You can eventually make it better by dumping her user, we can also help you with that

Jose Gray
Jose Gray

Do you have a full time job OP? If not, stop being fucking lazy and cook your bitch some food. You're picture reflects that you're most likely a dirty n33t.

Owen Morales
Owen Morales

Toothpaste and garlic. Along with sausage fumes

Luke Sanders
Luke Sanders

The fuck are those lumps?

Thomas Bennett
Thomas Bennett

Why don't you throw your spine in? It's obvious you aren't using it or you would have dumped her a long time ago.

Nathaniel Myers
Nathaniel Myers

Alright op, now give the vegan her fruits and veggies

Apples, oranges bananas
Lettuce carrots fuckin anything, add it all

Andrew Sullivan
Andrew Sullivan

sausage

Luis Hill
Luis Hill

I have a job. Full time. She completely changed the kitchen to be "economically acceptable". I'm actually working on fixing it and I'm hiding an actual stove in the basement.

Christopher Gray
Christopher Gray

By "economically acceptable" she means making it look like the inside of an African slum shack?

Daniel Jenkins
Daniel Jenkins

why didnt you dump her already btw?

Logan Wood
Logan Wood

Hidden stove in basement

The moder holocaust will involve vegans hunter-killing stoves for not being enviormentally friendly

Jack Roberts
Jack Roberts

Yes

Jack Kelly
Jack Kelly

hardcore vegan
Why the fuck would you be with that?

Christopher Rodriguez
Christopher Rodriguez

spiderman stop and spam a thread that deserves this
like pics you arent supposed to share or whatever

Carson Gonzalez
Carson Gonzalez

Sauce?

Andrew Perry
Andrew Perry

Screencap pls

Matthew Brooks
Matthew Brooks

Because I'm slowly tweaking the house to make her flip her shit. She doesn't know it yet. After dinner.

Nolan Brown
Nolan Brown

Stop being a fucking betafag and tell that bitch you want a first world looking kitchen. If you're in the position where you have to hide a fucking stove in your basement from your GF; what the fuck is happening with your life OP!?

Adam Green
Adam Green

Boss?

Bentley Campbell
Bentley Campbell

She gave amazing blowjobs

Easton Reyes
Easton Reyes

That's a great plan, godspeed user.

Jack Kelly
Jack Kelly

Well. She started cheating about 6 months ago. And then she started being an ass. And since then I've been working on something special for her. But the meal comes first.

Tyler Hernandez
Tyler Hernandez

What the fuck are you even cooking on?
How fucking poor are you?

Brandon Phillips
Brandon Phillips

Gave? As in she doesn't anymore?

Chase Bailey
Chase Bailey

see

Leo Cruz
Leo Cruz

That's tofu you lying cunt
You're such a fucking pussy

Cooper Butler
Cooper Butler

meme used in every other thread, always
summerfag

Just admit you're happy it's summer so you have a random excuse to call people newfags

Adrian King
Adrian King

fuck you

Camden Russell
Camden Russell

idiot, no bodily fluids in the dinner.

Josiah Green
Josiah Green

Shut the fuck up newfag.
this much summer

Jonathan Martin
Jonathan Martin

Hide the toilet paper after dinner too.

Ryder Harris
Ryder Harris

KYS

Christopher Bell
Christopher Bell

She can suck on some other guys cock, and have her pussy pounded by other cocks, but yet you can't own a fucking stove?

OP do you have a mental illness you fucking cuck, you need to beat that bitch, and throw her on the street!

Kevin Turner
Kevin Turner

riperino

Justin Scott
Justin Scott

Currently, adding other shit and using food dye to make the sausages look like eggplants. Also adding potatoes. I need to disguise the other things with a layer of normal things. I tasted it. After a little bit of salt tweaking you couldn't tell. Sugar free gummy bears have melted. Sausages don't taste like sausage. Perfect.

Jack Peterson
Jack Peterson

hardcore vegan
Get out of there, dude!

Adrian Wright
Adrian Wright

MARIJUANA OIL OR BUTTER. SPECIAL SPAGETTIOS ON THE WAY.
Did that to my gf she got high as fuck

Joshua Martinez
Joshua Martinez

fak

Ryder Roberts
Ryder Roberts

So, you put tofu in your vegan soup, that's nice.

Nathaniel Green
Nathaniel Green

top notch b8

Ethan Howard
Ethan Howard

Keep us updated op
If I wasn't on mobile I'd be posing MJ munching popcorn, but I am so you get the idea

Matthew Thomas
Matthew Thomas

We're gonna need some sausage proof OP.

Josiah Richardson
Josiah Richardson

blaming everything on summer
"Shut the fuck up newfag"

Nigger, blaming anything on summer is basically the limit of stupidity a normal human being can survive, how autistic do you have to be to seriously think summer has anything to do with it

Liam Brown
Liam Brown

why...

Ian Ortiz
Ian Ortiz

nice

Adrian Anderson
Adrian Anderson

This is Sup Forums.Everyone here is autistic you newfag

Jeremiah Evans
Jeremiah Evans

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
fucking normalfag

Evan Scott
Evan Scott

Cum

Joshua Davis
Joshua Davis

Must be common kitchen ingredient
No poison
No bodily fluids
A cockroach

Adrian Butler
Adrian Butler

Here's why I've been a huge cuck.
I've been strategically complying to her bs. Pretending that her straight up physical home abuse is hurting me. She thinks I'm her slave. I only comply if she doesn't ask for consent. And I don't say shit. I pretend that her abuse has effect. She'll probably sue for emotional stress and abuse for having her eat meat. But my country is quite small minded so her bs won't work. I document every instance of abuse. She doesn't know shit.

Jackson Harris
Jackson Harris

OP here: Update:
She came home and immediately saw the sausage wrapper and went apeshit on me. Picked up the canned heat that I use to power my shitty third world stove and flung it in my face. Now blinded, I could only hear her bring in her new lover who promptly kicked my in the balls and urinated on my family's heirloom shawl that my greatgreatgreatgrandmama snuck into America while riding in steerage class from the old country. TL:DR: We're now happily married.

Zachary Stewart
Zachary Stewart

That's not me faggot. I don't say "Op here" with a ":" Fuck off

Bentley Harris
Bentley Harris

fag

Cameron Gomez
Cameron Gomez

She won't be home til midnight. She's at a "family gathering"

Brayden Russell
Brayden Russell

fucker

Logan Adams
Logan Adams

off
OP:Here:Update:
Who the fuck are you?

Ian Wright
Ian Wright

You need to have sex with her dad to assert your dominance

Charles Ortiz
Charles Ortiz

Idiot.

Angel Jones
Angel Jones

Sounds like a typical vegan wanna be hipster chick. Much love for animals. No love for men. Cut this bitches head of and put that in the fucking sauce.

Henry Bennett
Henry Bennett

That's me but that guy that I replied to is probably some fag.

Blake Sanders
Blake Sanders

Roll right now for the number of teaspoons, unless you really want to be an ex bf, then tbs

Justin Phillips
Justin Phillips

OP Here:
Clearly the imposter.

Jace Gomez
Jace Gomez

That's one, ugly kitchen, OP.

Elijah Smith
Elijah Smith

OP Here:
I'm the real OP here

Alexander Johnson
Alexander Johnson

That pan
That heat supply/stove thing
Those walls
Shitty gross unclean salt container

Bro do you live in a Russian gulag or so something?

Ethan Reyes
Ethan Reyes

OP Here:
Check em

Camden Nguyen
Camden Nguyen

Beef stock. Then she asks why it tastes so good

Michael Perez
Michael Perez

OP Here: Spiderman thread now

David Jackson
David Jackson

OP here. This is getting out of hand..

Asher Rodriguez
Asher Rodriguez

We need a pic of gf

Colton Sanders
Colton Sanders

OP Here:
You're not the real OP

Grayson Gonzalez
Grayson Gonzalez

OP, will you make another thread to update us with how it goes? Also how long until she'll be home? And when are your renovation plans going to take place? Good luck you glorious faggot

Jose James
Jose James

Stfu and get back in the kitchen

Jaxson Davis
Jaxson Davis

3 Eggs

Cooper Richardson
Cooper Richardson

Ok enough of that shit. I'm the actual op and I'll be responding with pics from now on.
She's been cheating on me with another woman. Why not add some carpet in the soup as well.

Luis Torres
Luis Torres

That was unexpected. Nice one

Brandon Ross
Brandon Ross

Tongue fuck her brothers butthole then kiss her.

Adrian Cox
Adrian Cox

I recall a scifi novel where a meteorite hit and the ecofreaks went back to caniballism

Lucas Brooks
Lucas Brooks

Jeez op how long have you been a cuck for?

Lincoln Martin
Lincoln Martin

OP Here:
This is shooped, do not believe... Now that you mention it, I will add some carpet to my soup :)

Bentley Long
Bentley Long

Sure thing buddy

Jonathan Ross
Jonathan Ross

tomatoes

Andrew Sullivan
Andrew Sullivan

thats what i like to see
my gf did the same to me, and i put bleach on her washing machine, she lost about $1000 on clothes

Adrian Flores
Adrian Flores

Threesome dude!!

Dylan Brooks
Dylan Brooks

Add some tree, lots of it so she gets paranoid

Jackson Morris
Jackson Morris

Rape them both? Profit!? That'll teach em not to fuck with you :D

Jonathan Gray
Jonathan Gray

Three months

Brayden Campbell
Brayden Campbell

OP here. Replying with pics as promised.

Jackson Walker
Jackson Walker

Get some insects and grind them up

Ian Baker
Ian Baker

y tubgirl tho
op plz

Levi Watson
Levi Watson

What can i say. i'm a sucker for nostalgia.

Evan Sanchez
Evan Sanchez

LARGE AMOUNTS OF HALLUCINAGENS

Henry Morgan
Henry Morgan

And how long have you been planning this or is this spur of the moment?

Alexander Nguyen
Alexander Nguyen

You've actually wasted 40 minutes of your life shitposting on this thread, nice "derailment" bro. Seriously, kill yourself, you fucking newfag.

Isaac Martin
Isaac Martin

Why don't you just say no instead of being a passive aggressive faggot?

Parker Hill
Parker Hill

Are you litterary retarded

Dominic Anderson
Dominic Anderson

Good job op, proud of you.

Julian Ramirez
Julian Ramirez

Chicken Tikka Marsala mix.

Joseph Scott
Joseph Scott

looking for salt

Why the fuck do you have to look?

Christopher Cook
Christopher Cook

baking soda

Kevin Brooks
Kevin Brooks

Great...Then in it can look like a suicide bombers dump..

Nicholas Rogers
Nicholas Rogers

Underrated post. I'd say put a bit of garlic in to and a pinch of cayenne. But that's just me

Parker Perez
Parker Perez

Mix cocoa powder with lemon juice.

Alexander Diaz
Alexander Diaz

add poop

Christopher Powell
Christopher Powell

OP here: Update:
Fuck this shit, I will no longer be updating with actual photos. Anyone posting without Spiderman is definitely not the OP.

Anthony Thomas
Anthony Thomas

THATS NOT AN EXCUSE. she'll suck your meat but not sausage? AHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

Chase Price
Chase Price

I understood what you meant, user

Logan Peterson
Logan Peterson

wow, freaky shit right there. At least getting creative now.

Nolan Jackson
Nolan Jackson

MAKE HER FUCK A DEAD ANIMAL WHILE COVERED IN BLOOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Robert Stewart
Robert Stewart

edgy.jpg

Jeremiah Ortiz
Jeremiah Ortiz

Very much pepper and salt

Grayson Martinez
Grayson Martinez

Shit

Nathan Reed
Nathan Reed

literally summer

Hudson Torres
Hudson Torres

Summer is in full heat

Eli Hernandez
Eli Hernandez

gummy bears
in tomato sauce
my nigga

Nathaniel Howard
Nathaniel Howard

oh fuck those floor tiles turn me on real good

Alexander Diaz
Alexander Diaz

do you even sage?

Daniel Flores
Daniel Flores

Does it mean you cook by farting?

Nicholas Cox
Nicholas Cox

a fetus

Daniel Mitchell
Daniel Mitchell

This

Evan Hall
Evan Hall

eat shit or die trying

James Howard
James Howard

Add a couple of whole eggs please

Lincoln Rodriguez
Lincoln Rodriguez

No but seriously, is that a camping stove?

Jacob Hall
Jacob Hall

another woman

Are you a woman OP?

Chase Sullivan
Chase Sullivan

made me kek you faggots

James Evans
James Evans

Bumpity

Matthew Perez
Matthew Perez

Whole eggs whole eggs whole eggs

Josiah Gonzalez
Josiah Gonzalez

Literally confirming that even vegans need meat in their mouth from time to time.

Thomas Morgan
Thomas Morgan

Cum in it

Ian Diaz
Ian Diaz

Hey this isn't a bad idea
But I would scramble them then slowly stir them in

You'll get some pretty curd ribbons

Anthony Fisher
Anthony Fisher

Op here:Update:
I suck cock

Tyler Walker
Tyler Walker

Op is gone

Parker Lee
Parker Lee

OP's Girlfriend here:
You're right, he left.

Nolan Clark
Nolan Clark

No bodily fluids
is that your dick in that picture? OK go for the extra sauce

Ian Roberts
Ian Roberts

z

Jordan Thompson
Jordan Thompson

Judging by the pics OP is on a phone.

Owen Martin
Owen Martin

That means his gf has no access. Fuck off.

Isaac Edwards
Isaac Edwards

1 toast

Blake Wilson
Blake Wilson

LAXATIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Liam Moore
Liam Moore

Oh the days of rotten.com

Luis Butler
Luis Butler

A cup of "special fluids"

Aaron Fisher
Aaron Fisher

fuck u

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