Sup Sup Forums, what are your experiences with drug tests?

Sup Sup Forums, what are your experiences with drug tests?

Do the people who test you go in the bathroom with you? Does synthetic urine work that well?

I'll be dumping the comic, just keep the thread bumped if you're interested.

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Where da futa at

yes. no.

Post the dick version

Court supervision here
You turn oit your pockets
Someone pats you down
One person of the same sex goes into the bathroom with you
He watches you pee in a cup.
He secures the sample
You get to wash your hands after
Results are visible in seconds
Just stay off drugs for a few weeks.
Dont be an addict.

friend.

its not for court, just a regular job. do I still get patted?

Dont do memes kid
They'll ruin your life

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If it's a drug test for your job, they most likely won't be nearly as cautious

What do you mean 'dick version'?

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have you considered not doing drugs

There's this same comic but they got dicks

Just shut the fuck up niggers and enjoy the show tbh.

That's the easy way, user
>implying op is responsible with his life

Do you have?
Or link?

for those asking, na i dont got the futa version.

thanks for bumping guys, more comin.

>Thinking the point of the thread is the comic
OP is trying to pass a drug test here, user. We can fap later

This.

>Be me
>Be clean because I know test is comming
>Go in for test
>Show ID to prove me
>Start pounding as much water as possible
>Tech leads me to little bathroom
>Hands me cup
>Says pee in it
>Don't wash your hands, flush or run water after
>Closes door
>I piss in cup and hand it to her
>Leave
>Still have job

This is suppose to be Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie?

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When do you have to take this test

Well I actually fapped like ten minutes ago tbh. So whatever.

Bump
For the porn of course

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bump more comics plox
abouttotouchmycock.jpg

Th
That's fluttershy and rarity user
Im not sure if you should feel stupid for being wrong, or if I should feel ashamed for knowing this

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Im just scared the mother fuckers will watch me pee... I live in the houston area so id be appreciated if any 281/832 fuckers could join in

>implying you were not touching your cock already

mind if i join in?

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Is that nezumi? Lmao

If it's for a job and not a court order, I doubt they will watch you do it
But just in case start drinking that cranberry juice

checkd em son

Does Doxy have the futa version on her site?

ur killing me, dont stop posting this stuff

yeah sure join in idgaf, turn this shit into a rule 34 thread. I just want occasional answers.

I had a court ordered drug test in 2014 because of a drug charge and they did not do a single one of those things you just mentioned

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i have no idea about drug tests b/ro, would answer but got nothing to share

moar?

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doing the lord's work, op, you beautiful bastard

que the horse cock harness!

Today, OP was not a faggot. I am impressed.

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keep the thread bumped and ill dump some more shit, what do you guys want? frozen or korra?

dunno what any of that is

this i like

Frozen

dump whatever you want bro

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Honestly op, just drink a fuckton of pickle juice and water, run as much and fast as you can. If you don't smoke weed every day for months then it should be out by next week.

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the problem is I DO smoke weed everyday lol, for the past couple of years.

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