/got/ general

Stannis will come back to free the proletariat edition

youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

1st for Jon

:^)

I want to fist Tommen!

:3

Reminder that Grey Worm and Missandei are the leaders of the Harpy

Today's episode is all about Grey Worm.

>feudal society
>porletariat

American education

RHAEGAR DID NOTHING WRONG

FOR R'HOLLOR

WHO IS READY FOR MORE WITTY COCK JOKES?

reminder that on sundays particularly, /got/ = literally red dit

someone post the tommen pasta

Am I the only person not hyped for the Clegane Bowl. I don't want the poor hound to be furthered butched by D@D.

I fucking hate this show

I would ravage her mid riff if I ever had the chance to do it.

take a hike, kike

at least the turkposter is gone

Nice of you to announce your presence.

Is Illyrio the last Blackfyre?
Are he and Varys plotting, trying to finally restore the Blackfyres?

that outfit is a crime desu

>putting up with Dany
>putting up with Tyrion
>having a dull cockless bf
If I were Misandei, I'd probably want to go back to being a cock hole at this point.

>the entire series is about how cliches don't work and how traditional heroes fail while also shitting on bloodlines, feudalism in general
>somehow jontists and danyfags think they are going to get a happy ending

>Stole Chad Baratheon's waifu and expected no consequences

Same, she is top tier. Someone post rare Missandeis

Illyrio was married to a Blackfyre if anything
Varys is probably a Blackfyre as well
Also, Young Griff
Either Jon or Dany is a Targ bastard as well and possibly Tyrion.

we hate white men

they should get to be king and queen of ashes.

any sort of happy ever after would be a kick in the teeth

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There probably would have been no consequences if aerys didn't say "oh btw I want the heads of all these great houses that were conspiring against me"

they're jews; that goes without saying

that armor is bad ass

Have dragon riff instead.

Except Jon is white and obviously a hero.

Stannis was just a stupid fucking faggot. He believed in magic and it failed him.

>You won't abandon me right Melly?
>Of course Stannis I will never abandon you!

Gee, that was a bright idea. Trusting a foreign red dumb mage bitch who can't even into prophecy.

>Green god shows the past
>Red god shows the future
>Red and green are opposite colors
>Great Other is the opposite of R'hllor
>Three-eyed raven is working with the Others
>He's showing Bran key things about the past because he needs Bran to fight the Prince That Was Promised™

POTTERY

I can see Jon ending up like Coldhands, stuck in an undying state, continuing his watch ad infinitum.

if you're 15 or Molag Bal maybe

Fuck the Blackfyres, their male line is dead, Aegor River's line are now the true heirs

Will Missandei ride Rhaegal or Viserion?

Illyrio is some random Cheese Lord. Varys is the last blackfyre and mother to Aegon.

>their male line is dead
>according to Illyrio
>a Blackfyre supporter

She can't ride either if she's already riding Grey Worm.

Chad might have still kicked his ass. Might have been in a trial by combat or something, like the Baelish-Brandon duel except Robert would have fucked that faggot up

why did she have to get fat?

>riding Grey Worm.

*Alleged Blackfyre supporter

but the wurm is gone?

kinvara a shit

>A Dream of Spring
>The wars of dragons and men have ravaged the countryside, the realm, and countless lives have been lost
>The Others march through the wasteland humans have carved up for themselves, not even needing to fight
>They march on the Bloody Gate, where they meet the last stand of humanity
>The army stops from a distance
>Horseriders come from the Gate to meet with the army
>Lady Sansa, Maester Samwell, Ser Jaime, Lord Davos, Lord Theon and Lady Asha, Princess Arianne and young Lord Rickon
>The Night's King looks upon them curiously, and walks forward to speak
>The envoys and the king talk for several hours
>Then they walk away
>The Night's King puts up his arms, and his army of wights collapse, released from their prisons
>His army of the Others look at each other, confused
>"The war is over."
>The Bloody Gate opens, and humanity walks down towards them
>Without fear, men and Others greet each other, cautiously at first, then smile.
>A little child Other walks forward, and Rickon greets them
>They hold hands, and there is peace

>tfw Preston was right

Considering Dany's first scene is Illyrio prepping her to get fucked by a barbarian so that her brother could have an army, it's pretty clear he has no reguard for the status quo in westeros

>what kinda dragon you want playa?
>gimmie dat snake wit wings tho but make it look even stupider than it sounds
>got'cha big boi

how can spring already come in one book when it's supposed to last like years?

5 year timeskip between the last 2 books

>No Bronze Yohn Royce
Cmon lad
Also
>Maester
MAESTERS LEAVE REEEEEE

>needs to be face down

I'd be fine with that.

I don't remember what those beasts were called, but they seemed quite useful for the Ever Victorious Army. Definitely not dragons.

>There are people in this thread, this very board that support the eternal maesters and their schemes
Take the Ironborn pill and break yourselves free from the chains of the maesters

when they destroy the others the magic that keeps the world in the winter/spring cycle will go away.

GRRM confirmed the winter thing is magic based

>Christmas truce
>afterwards the war got more and more brutal leaving 9 million people dead

2sad4me desu

I would really love if the series had a moment like this desu

Can we all agree the best ending is with the undead winning?

Normies and reddit wouldn't handle it though.

This is why Sam arc has potential, so we learn more about the filthy maesters and their plans

>break yourselves free from the chains of the maesters
>Maesters also wear chains around their necks
wew

Memes aside, what is the end goal of the alleged maester grand conspiracy?

>Ned
>Robb
>Bran
>Jon
>Tyrion
>Davos
>Sam
>High Sparrow
>Tormund
>Jorah
>Daario
>The Hound
>Theon

I don't think they hate these characters

Only if somehow one/a few of the Starks survive and are happy

That needs to happen

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Having the kingdom not united when the Essosi march on Westeros

Because fat Emilia is best Emilia.

Nah, she's the Harpy. She'll have the last laugh.

Would it count if the Night's King is an ancient Stark and say Jon becomes the Prince of Night?

Top lel. Reminder Bobby was a Beta who did NOTHING when his waifu was stolen away by Rhaegar. It was up to fucking Brandon to do shit.

I bet you 20 bucks that time when Cersei and Jaime fucked while Beta Bobby was passed out in the bed he woke up halfway through it but was too afraid to do anything and so just closed his eyes and pretended to still be asleep.

BOOTY

how is the hippopotamus in the terminator series

Shhh. He has to feel like a victim.

>Maesters like Targs
Can you do even a second of research Sup Forums?

>Post yfw the White Walkers are ancient Starks marching down to help their family because they knew the Starks would be betrayed

your fanfiction needs some work mate

you clearly included the characters you want to live

she's not anymore.

reminder: valyria is middle earth

>mount doom erupts, fucks up the numenorian kingdoms, they emmigrate and are therefore known as First men
>Hobbits = CotF
>Elves gtfo to their shitty island.
>Dragons become stupid, get enslaved by men, get bred to be even stupider
>Valyrian steel is actually mithril, thats why noone can make anymore.
>Dwarves get extinct fighting the goblins.

ban magic, peaceful coexistance, prosperity, health, happy children, green lands, tomaco

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Reminder that Jaime was going to kill Arya at Castle Darry because he was so cucked by Cersei he thought this was acceptable

That is so fucking dumb. this better not be the case.

the show quality is the real victim

>ywnb the bastard of driftmark

pretty much.

but i also don't see characters like dany, jon, tyrion, bran or arya being the characters to usher in peace. jon and dany will be misguided and just create more chaos and violence, bran will either go dark or will be manipulated by the Children, and tyrion will be a selfish little lannister till the end

>JON ITS ME YOUR GREATGREATGREATGREATGREATGREATGREATGREATGREATGREATGREATGREATGREATGREATGREATGREATGREATGREATGREATGREATGREATGREATGREATGREATGREATGREATGREATGREATGREATGREATGREATGREATGREATGREATGREAT THRICE THRICE THRICE REMOVED UNCLE
NIGHTS KING

>Dwarves get extinct fighting the goblins.

Explain Tyrion then

Maybe he is the last hope of middle earth

Yes

>Implying it wouldn't be great seeing the Starks and the White Walkers uniting Westeros under the Stark house

No-one cares Preston

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>why you should accept targaryen kings

but the maesters conspired against the targs, they were the ones who poisoned their dragons so they wouldn't grow big, then organized the dance of dragons to kill of the last of them.

>Jon becomes arthas
>leads an army of direwolves and undead against dany

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>Reminder that Jaime was going to kill Arya at Castle Darry because he was so cucked by Cersei he thought this was acceptable
Please learn what words mean. The word your looking for is "whipped."

Jaime was cucked by Cersei, but after that, when she fucked Lancel and Osmund Kettleblack and probably Moon Boy for all we know.

Jon, Dany and Tyrion could die for all care but they are probably gonna survive or at least make a sacrifice

he is a hobbit, m8

Why are /got/ generals such shit nowadays?

I remember these thread used to be a lot of fun with all kinda interesting discussion but now, they're just recycled shitposting...

>Implying I want to see house Stark unite with a bunch of frozen necromancers instead of destroying them and defending the land from them as they have for hundreds of years

Jon becomes arthas is a theory I subscribe to also

Posted it a few times before he got revived

It was a perfect match