ITT we are in the world trade center moments before 9/11

>ITT we are in the world trade center moments before 9/11

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"why the fuck all dem jews ran out?"

Great, I'm going to die with a nigger.

I'll be right back. I have to go to my son's school play, gonna have to ask the boss if I can leave half an hour early.

Hey guys what do you think? Do you think jet fuel can melt steel beams?

I hate Tuesdays.

Bye President Bush! It was awesome seeing you!

Finally! My last day until retirement, at lunch I think I'll eat on the top floor restraint to celebrate.

*goes to bathroom to masturbate*

I always wanted to surf

Not another meeting, oh god kill me now

so I've been reading about islam, and I think its a really peaceful religion

What a great day on the 93rd floor. I had a dream last night that nothing bad would happen toda.... Hey, that plane is flying awefully low.

Hey John, what if 2 planes just crashed into these towers... I don't know it's just a thought.

Oh, it won't crash, man, don't wor-

>be in building 7
>just trading stocks and shit
>look out my window
>holy FUCK a plane just hit a tower!
>"must be a plane accident"
>coworkers go outside to check it out
>follow them
>trip over extra box of Israeli import explosives that were moved to the towers for selling
>run quickly before they all blow up
>manage to get out before building 7 collapses from the explosion
>mfw I accidentally caused WTC 7 to collapse

Nah, I don't think it burns hot enough.

OH GOD NO! I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS, ANYTHING BUT THIS

I hate working here.

good thing the attacks happened way before lunchtime middle school pleb

I'm a young man and I'm not ready to die.

I'm thinking of moving to the middle-east. I'm so bored of this capitalist lifestyle and they're really open-minded over there
Swear to god, never once have I met a middle-easterner who was anything but polite, courteous and friendly

Alright, heading out for coffee, goyim. Goodbye.

fucking hate this place.

GEE,ISN'T PRESIDENT BUSH A SWELL GUY?!

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OH I KNOW RIGHT? FUCKIN LOVE THAT GUY!
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT HIS NEW JET FUEL THEORY?

>on phone
"Hey Honey"
"Of course I can pick up the girls"
"I get off in thirty minutes"

comedy turned feels thread

You can join our company Muslim meetings every Tuesday. Our first meeting is today!

so I hear the towers have just been insured.....

Hey boss, I know I'm supposed to be on vacation today, but I came in just to make sure we get this project finished on time.

How the fuck do I fly this thi-

>hey paul, sandy is giving me a blowjob in the elevator, if you get your dick sucked at a higher altitude than me Ill pay you 100 dollars

AND HOW,BOY ITS GREAT TO HAVE SUCH A SMART GUY AS COMMANDER AND CHIEF!

I need to take a shit brb guys

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ah man, I wish I didn't have to work today. my wife and kids are going to LA for a family reunion. I think their flight is american airlines flight 11

NO NO HABIB YOU'VE GOT TO STABILIZE THE YA-

Yeah, what a random day to insure the twin towers. It almost seems like something bad might happen to them. Hah hah! No one can penetrate U.S. defenses.

"I think today I'll exercise and walk up to the top floor"

az

>830 am, sept 11, 2001
>found my stapler
>last day before retirement
>no one came to my retirement party at 8am
>still haven't gotten my fucking paycheck

I will set this building on fire.

So the other night my son asks, "would you rather burn to death, or fall to your death?" The stupid things kids think of! Anyway I got to get to a meeting. See you later.

>OH,FRED?!THAT FUNKY LOOKING PUERTO MEXICAN LOOKIN JANITOR GARGLED MY MARBLES ON THE ROOF BEAT THAT!!!!

I love your stapler.

>leave the building

man, I fuckin hate my job, my life, just everything. sometimes I wish it would all just end. I think I might kill myself tonight.

I hear you. mY son has this strange fascination with kamikaze pilots

Fuck sake Achmed, these virgins are all infidel 9gag browsers. Every hole is a goal though...praise mohammed

I was there that day. It all felt so confusing. The bang when the plane hit was monstrous.

>go on top and enjoy the skyline

Monday Night Football, am I right?

My In-Laws are coming visit us today, their Flight should be here any moment. I hope it crashes!

"Mr President, the bomb is set. Tell everyone to get in position."

you know, i sort have have a fear of heights

Ugh.....at least they aren't a bunch of vista programers like what aziz said,any camel in dust storm i guess......praise mohammed

Christ look at the left tower it was just hit by a plane...

Dodged a bullet guys I think I might start being religious

lol

"well darn tootin!our little frisbee hat friends are gonna love this!Fire away!"

I will end it all and jump from the tower
Good bye world please remember me

>be me
>sometime in september, 15ish years ago
>normie cubicle job
>killme.gif
>coworker comes over
>"hey man i heard you getting yelled at in there, what happened?"
>"you wont believe this, i got fired! ive been working here for 10 years and i got fired because of this fucking report!"
>friend is mad
>literally about to explode
>squats like hes in dragonball
>"AHHHHHHHHH"
>pens fall from desks and gravitate towards him
>a filing cabinet falls over
>boss comes over
>"what the hell is going on here, why is everything shaking?"
>boss man is thrown across the room telepathically
>blood everywhere
>fuckthisshitimout.exe
>leave the building, look back up at it
> a plane is flying by
>building explodes with a kamehameha blast
>mfw everyone thinks it was the plane

>me in airplane aiming for the towers

you know what I hate? those lazy fucks who get here late because they stayed up all night watching Monday Knight Football. being late never did anyone good.

Aziz is stupid, let's just hope he did his job and hit the White House. Please Allah, he had one job...

>be me
>proceed to gtfo that building
>live like a hero cuz carrying the hot temp girl waifu with you on way out the door
>president gives you a medal
>national honor and respect
>fucking profit

Oh boy, my first day at work! This is going to be so fun!

Me too, I was in the back of the plane. Suddenly I wake up and I'm in an office building and everything's on fire. So I got out and shimmied down the grooves on the outside.

On a positive note, you'll recieve the world record highest free dive onto concrete.

Fuck it I'm quitting. Clearly I'm not getting the respect that I deserve fuck you and fuck all of you especially you Richard. *Leaves through the door.*

you know what, we should really downsize the military. it's not we have any real enemies or anything

I'm gonna do it guys! I'm going to ask my girlfriend to marry me!

Moments before 9/11 it was 9/10

whats his name?

Kek'd

Welp I'm blazing up

kek

UH OH,AZIZ HAS REALLY DONE IT NOW!!!!


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good thing I brought my base jumping parachute, had to take it to work because there is no time to go home before my friend picks me up after work. That shit was lucky.

hey guys, i bet you $1,000 i can use this laser to blind a pilot, any takers?

"Hey guys, do you remember the terrorist attacks a few years ago? good thing that wont happen today right

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Just sitting in this office waiting for my Boss to get here so I can show him all this corruption.

>look out the door and men in black suits are smashing computers
>nothing to see here

THATS JUST A MYTH,PUT ME DOWN FOR A THOUSAND IM GAME

What do you mean 1000 put options have been made against United Airlines? Sign me the fuck up, Frank.

Have you guys heard about this new band called Gorillaz? Clint Eastwood is definitely my favorite song!

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Boy I can't wait to go home and go fishing with my son.

anyone else find it weird that the owner of these buildings filed an insurance claim last week for some reason?

Samefag

What am I doing at work? It's almost midnight.

Excuse, where is John Ostaru's office?

I can't wait to experience their lengthy career
Got tickets to see them next week!

Jet fuel can't melt steam bea............

Gee, it sure is boring around here.

Kek

"everybody get the fuck out! this building will be demolished!"

Hey, what did I do?

Good thing when you work lunch isnt always at 12 o'clock like in your middleschool
Underage b&

>Stares into the bathroom mirror

Please God keep me safe today.