Why do Germanic languages sound so retarded?

Why do Germanic languages sound so retarded?

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Celtic/Slavic mutt language

english isn't a germanic language

T.jamal/pekka
It kinda is

>pekka
wtf paki bastard

It most certainly is. Jag har lärt mig svenska, English und ein bischen Deutsch and I can tell you English is much closer to Swedish than it is to French.

It is though

>english isn't a germanic language

Dutch intellectuals everyone.

>hurr but loan words
fucking uneducated mong

German and Scandinavian sound gay desu

sure thing pierre

look at me! so germanic!

>says something stupid
>s-sure thing

Nice proof you've got there. The language English is closest to is literally Dutch.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA holy shit I didn't know you were this dumb.

I thought it was frisian

>The language English is closest to is literally Dutch
AHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHA

knew you were going for the "b-but french loan words"

you're an actual uneducated spastic

>loanwords

My sides

it is

although grammatically, english is closer to scandinavian languages than anything else

It's both Frisian and Dutch, Dutch being the more relevant.

LITTERALY A MINORITY IN YOUR OWN LANGUAGE

hmmmmmm

>the dutch language
>relevant
>anyone actually wanting to learn dutch

>swampfolk

>get proven wrong
>you y-your not r-relevant!

I NEED a dutch gf NOW

sorry we only date people who speak a germanic language, norman cock need not apply

>keeps replying to me English
>spends his time posting on an English board
>thinks his language is relevant

I bet you cry yourself to sleep every night because you have to use English everyday.

ein bißchen *

Dutch/Germans are notoriously man-faced giantesses

can't fool me cunt I've been to omshterdom

ein bisschen*

...

cherry picking, you need too look at the whole picture

>normans weren't germanic
what did he mean by this?

>english reading comprehension

me on the left

you're on the other side of the world, you're closer to japan than anything european

I'm a hobbit you swamp german shitlord

I see that the Netherland's greatest linguist has graced us with his presence once again.

you just need to use your brain

I remember having a long argument with him in /germanic/ about this. Not sure what his problem with the English language is, but I think he needs to accept the fact that it is part of the same langauge family as Dutch; that is, Germanic :^)

>Originally England now worldwide
swamp nigger btfo

Please keep the Eszett, it played a major role when i couldn't decide whether i'd learn german or not

yeah it's totally doesn't matter that less than 30% of the words are actually germanic, the same scientist that tell us that there isn't a scientific difference between europeans and africans

>whore language of the world
>being proud of this

english is totally germanic and there is one race the human race!

I find norwegian to sound the most pleasant. of the germanic family.

youtube.com/watch?v=lL_QkWDUam8

Swedish sounds so pissingly pretentious to me. And well danes speak like they have a cock in their mouth.

Ah yes, it's the Jews and leftists who are promoting their politically-correct globalist ideology by saying that English is a Germanic language! How silly of me, how did I not see this? Of course, if people believe that English is a Germanic language, then that means... What exactly?

>this post again
>people are still taking the bait

No people are falling for a different bait in this thread.

see You're just insecure about being ruled over by the moors for hundreds of years. There's a reason why blonde hair is more popular in England than DUDE land

no it's just stupid that people believe anything scientist say, even believing english is a germanic language which is obviously false if you look at the origin of vocabulary

anglo's BTFO once again

>SWAMP
>DYKES

beautiful post

This uezs

>swamp
>troll

...

>clog
>monster

That's a bit uncalled for

Why are you guys so mean?

English is the least Germanic Germanic language pêh

powerful statement, really get's your synapses going

>samefagging this hard

ironically different posters

- Scandinavian sounds like mentally challenged people trying to speak German

- English is cool but it depends on where the speaker is from, I dislike when I hear from where the speaker is

- French est une petit peu homosexuelle

- Dutch is cool like a funny version of our language

- Latin American Spanish is cool

- Portuguese again is the retarded version of it

- Don't get me started on Swiss Germann chrr chrr

- slavic, turk, arabic all sound alien to me

- not really an opinion on Italian

german is seriously underrated, better than italian uezs

Because they are the languages of the Barbarians.

And Finnish is better than all of those

This . Everyone seems to think Germans are these aggressive people shouting and barking a harsh language. If you actually knew German you'd know Germans are quite calm and soft.

Danke.

I think this notion is derived from too many movies where Germans are depicted as shouting Nazi skin heads, e.g. Saving Private Brian.

Never heard anyone speak that.

>There's a reason why blonde hair is more popular in England than DUDE land

You're being ridiculous m8

And then they invade your country calmly and softly.

they seduce you into surrendering with their sexy language

We kept the Eszett after the spelling reform, it actually makes more sense now.

before the spelling reform:
Schloß (short o), Schoß (long o)
→ irregular pronunciation

after the spelling reform:
Schloss (short o), Schoß (long o)
→ regular pronunciation, you can infer whether the vowel is pronounced short or long: 'ß' implies a long vowel, 'ss' a short one

youtube.com/watch?v=Li1_Ro9e2_4

I like german btw. The embed is pretty clear finnish and should give an idea.

>not posting the GOAT Finnish song
youtube.com/watch?v=p_QpgaVLf2U

Holy shit that's extremely gay.

i think you like this if you like that.

youtube.com/watch?v=-_-3wwFLroY

English is a storage of Serbian words. For example Preacher came from our word pričati-preachaty (talk).

that's actually pretty gud
a-am i gay?~!

Nothing wrong in that.

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How about this one?

you might be on to something

not gay enough

Hmm. Tis be gay enough?

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>Hmm. Tis be gay enough?
the purrfect amount
2:20 best part

«
>ss
»

chinese:ching chong ping pong
japanese:ching chong ping pong
korean:ching chong ping pong

chinese:ching chong ping pong
japanese:keikaku keikaku keikaku keikaku
korean:ching chong ping pong

...

this. It wasn't easy for me as child to even learn english. Meanwhile I can understand Dutch, Danish, Swedish or Norwegian without any knowledge.

this unironically

i could still get the gist of danish, norwegian and swedish texts yet english seemed completely alien to me before learning it

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Check this out Brudis

Fucking beautiful!

youtube.com/watch?v=gaInl14dJT0

based

>map of germanic languages
>some retard just randomly sprays swedish into Finland

every time

Thanks, it aged quite well. Is there any intelligible finnish in it?

the west coast is pretty accurate tho

i have read old english writing, and i can read it as if it were swedish. Its that close

>Old english
>Old

Keyword is old

You are also partially talking out of your ass

He is entirerly talking out of his ass

English is still Germanic, though