Why do Germanic languages sound so retarded?
Why do Germanic languages sound so retarded?
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Celtic/Slavic mutt language
english isn't a germanic language
T.jamal/pekka
It kinda is
>pekka
wtf paki bastard
It most certainly is. Jag har lärt mig svenska, English und ein bischen Deutsch and I can tell you English is much closer to Swedish than it is to French.
It is though
>english isn't a germanic language
Dutch intellectuals everyone.
>hurr but loan words
fucking uneducated mong
German and Scandinavian sound gay desu
sure thing pierre
look at me! so germanic!
>says something stupid
>s-sure thing
Nice proof you've got there. The language English is closest to is literally Dutch.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA holy shit I didn't know you were this dumb.
I thought it was frisian
>The language English is closest to is literally Dutch
AHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHA
knew you were going for the "b-but french loan words"
you're an actual uneducated spastic
>loanwords
My sides
it is
although grammatically, english is closer to scandinavian languages than anything else
It's both Frisian and Dutch, Dutch being the more relevant.
LITTERALY A MINORITY IN YOUR OWN LANGUAGE
hmmmmmm
>the dutch language
>relevant
>anyone actually wanting to learn dutch
>swampfolk
>get proven wrong
>you y-your not r-relevant!
I NEED a dutch gf NOW
sorry we only date people who speak a germanic language, norman cock need not apply
>keeps replying to me English
>spends his time posting on an English board
>thinks his language is relevant
I bet you cry yourself to sleep every night because you have to use English everyday.
ein bißchen *
Dutch/Germans are notoriously man-faced giantesses
can't fool me cunt I've been to omshterdom
ein bisschen*
...
cherry picking, you need too look at the whole picture
>normans weren't germanic
what did he mean by this?
>english reading comprehension
me on the left
you're on the other side of the world, you're closer to japan than anything european
I'm a hobbit you swamp german shitlord
I see that the Netherland's greatest linguist has graced us with his presence once again.
you just need to use your brain
I remember having a long argument with him in /germanic/ about this. Not sure what his problem with the English language is, but I think he needs to accept the fact that it is part of the same langauge family as Dutch; that is, Germanic :^)
>Originally England now worldwide
swamp nigger btfo
Please keep the Eszett, it played a major role when i couldn't decide whether i'd learn german or not
yeah it's totally doesn't matter that less than 30% of the words are actually germanic, the same scientist that tell us that there isn't a scientific difference between europeans and africans
>whore language of the world
>being proud of this
english is totally germanic and there is one race the human race!
I find norwegian to sound the most pleasant. of the germanic family.
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Swedish sounds so pissingly pretentious to me. And well danes speak like they have a cock in their mouth.
Ah yes, it's the Jews and leftists who are promoting their politically-correct globalist ideology by saying that English is a Germanic language! How silly of me, how did I not see this? Of course, if people believe that English is a Germanic language, then that means... What exactly?
>this post again
>people are still taking the bait
No people are falling for a different bait in this thread.
see You're just insecure about being ruled over by the moors for hundreds of years. There's a reason why blonde hair is more popular in England than DUDE land
no it's just stupid that people believe anything scientist say, even believing english is a germanic language which is obviously false if you look at the origin of vocabulary
anglo's BTFO once again
>SWAMP
>DYKES
beautiful post
This uezs
>swamp
>troll
...
>clog
>monster
That's a bit uncalled for
Why are you guys so mean?
English is the least Germanic Germanic language pêh
powerful statement, really get's your synapses going
>samefagging this hard
ironically different posters
- Scandinavian sounds like mentally challenged people trying to speak German
- English is cool but it depends on where the speaker is from, I dislike when I hear from where the speaker is
- French est une petit peu homosexuelle
- Dutch is cool like a funny version of our language
- Latin American Spanish is cool
- Portuguese again is the retarded version of it
- Don't get me started on Swiss Germann chrr chrr
- slavic, turk, arabic all sound alien to me
- not really an opinion on Italian
german is seriously underrated, better than italian uezs
Because they are the languages of the Barbarians.
And Finnish is better than all of those
This . Everyone seems to think Germans are these aggressive people shouting and barking a harsh language. If you actually knew German you'd know Germans are quite calm and soft.
Danke.
I think this notion is derived from too many movies where Germans are depicted as shouting Nazi skin heads, e.g. Saving Private Brian.
Never heard anyone speak that.
>There's a reason why blonde hair is more popular in England than DUDE land
You're being ridiculous m8
And then they invade your country calmly and softly.
they seduce you into surrendering with their sexy language
We kept the Eszett after the spelling reform, it actually makes more sense now.
before the spelling reform:
Schloß (short o), Schoß (long o)
→ irregular pronunciation
after the spelling reform:
Schloss (short o), Schoß (long o)
→ regular pronunciation, you can infer whether the vowel is pronounced short or long: 'ß' implies a long vowel, 'ss' a short one
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I like german btw. The embed is pretty clear finnish and should give an idea.
>not posting the GOAT Finnish song
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Holy shit that's extremely gay.
i think you like this if you like that.
English is a storage of Serbian words. For example Preacher came from our word pričati-preachaty (talk).
that's actually pretty gud
a-am i gay?~!
you might be on to something
not gay enough
Hmm. Tis be gay enough?
>Hmm. Tis be gay enough?
the purrfect amount
2:20 best part
«
>ss
»
chinese:ching chong ping pong
japanese:ching chong ping pong
korean:ching chong ping pong
chinese:ching chong ping pong
japanese:keikaku keikaku keikaku keikaku
korean:ching chong ping pong
...
this. It wasn't easy for me as child to even learn english. Meanwhile I can understand Dutch, Danish, Swedish or Norwegian without any knowledge.
this unironically
i could still get the gist of danish, norwegian and swedish texts yet english seemed completely alien to me before learning it
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Check this out Brudis
Fucking beautiful!
>map of germanic languages
>some retard just randomly sprays swedish into Finland
every time
Thanks, it aged quite well. Is there any intelligible finnish in it?
the west coast is pretty accurate tho
i have read old english writing, and i can read it as if it were swedish. Its that close
>Old english
>Old
Keyword is old
You are also partially talking out of your ass
He is entirerly talking out of his ass
English is still Germanic, though