Assrape

Zachary Fisher
Zachary Fisher

Assrape

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furaffinity.net/view/18807430/

Michael Martinez
Michael Martinez

Easy game.
Noobs.

Zachary Gonzalez
Zachary Gonzalez

Everything people say initially should be taken as a lie.
You're probably not 140, maybe 190-220.

Alexander Cox
Alexander Cox

If only my skill at Counter Strike was transferable to other skills for work.

Asher Wilson
Asher Wilson

Do it. For America.

Brandon Clark
Brandon Clark

Any tips on a virgin faggot on g\how to get laid?

Colton Wood
Colton Wood

/r/ing furry boys in trunks or undies like them

William Russell
William Russell

Not have bad luck

Caleb Peterson
Caleb Peterson

ughhh...
Thanks?

Carson Myers
Carson Myers

low standards help

Ethan Jones
Ethan Jones

That's all there is to it. All you need to do is ask someone if they wanna bang. If you arent the 10% badluck then you get to bang.

Matthew Miller
Matthew Miller

I don't need to prove it to anyone. I'm skinny and if you don't believe me then that's fine.

Hunter Brown
Hunter Brown

Life is about proving yourself.

Colton Price
Colton Price

So just be confident and hope for the best?

Ryan Allen
Ryan Allen

Precisely

Gavin Smith
Gavin Smith

Also, don't be fat or ugly.

Julian Sanders
Julian Sanders

Life is about being happy. If that means proving yourself to other people then whatever floats your boat

Ayden Cruz
Ayden Cruz

woah woah woah.
getting rid of fat is easy but define ugly

Joseph Garcia
Joseph Garcia

Do you look like your face is made out of play-doh?

Robert Harris
Robert Harris

Life is about popping out another generation of monkeys. Everything else is secondary.

Like Nibi.

Christopher Carter
Christopher Carter

Life is about being happy.
Happiness is for primitive entities, that which pick their noses, throw shit, and fornicate in ways which primitive creatures do.

Owen Ward
Owen Ward

oh shit then im passable

Matthew Evans
Matthew Evans

screw that, i don't want noisy, bank account draining, messy meat sacks ruining my otherwise okay life

happiness is pretty good tbh

Jeremiah Sanders
Jeremiah Sanders

I have never been happy.

Owen Walker
Owen Walker

Sorry mate but they will bring some primordial joy in you.
Simple biology mate. Cant't fight it.

David Sullivan
David Sullivan

Life can be distilled notion of seeking pleasure.
Joy is pleasure. Life is about pleasure.
OK WHEN DID GAY PORN TURN INTO EXISTENTIAL CRISIS?

Nolan Miller
Nolan Miller

Gotta pump them out. Keep on pumping.

Kayden Scott
Kayden Scott

You parroted what he just said.
Good job saying nothing at all.

Tyler Stewart
Tyler Stewart

why is that

they'll have to drag me kicking and screaming

never

Jonathan Perry
Jonathan Perry

Come pump my butt.

Dominic Young
Dominic Young

Because I wasnt born strong enough.

Lincoln Perez
Lincoln Perez

l-lewd

nonsense, nobody is born unhappy

Liam Reyes
Liam Reyes

Well fuck me with a rake then.
Sorry a guess. Back to faggotry.

Leo Hughes
Leo Hughes

People also say no one is born evil until they browse serial killers and various other psychopaths on wikipedia. How easily the monkey mind can change its views.
Pathetic.

Colton Rodriguez
Colton Rodriguez

You should feel stupid.

Nathaniel White
Nathaniel White

Stop.
K.

Benjamin Evans
Benjamin Evans

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Brandon Kelly
Brandon Kelly

Do it, faggot.

Julian Cox
Julian Cox

May as well take financial advice off a homeless meth addict.

Owen Thomas
Owen Thomas

This thread is getting out of hand,
I'm going to bed.

Jackson Hughes
Jackson Hughes

Thread is kill

Ethan Martin
Ethan Martin

I can still remember your sound.

Andrew Stewart
Andrew Stewart

My sound is that farting noise you can make with your armpit

Asher Russell
Asher Russell

My sound is a baritone voice pronouncing "mother" followed by a very light, brief "f" and then shrieking.

Elijah King
Elijah King

You should take them off

Ian Smith
Ian Smith

sauce?

Samuel Morgan
Samuel Morgan

Should show the other end, more like.

Ryder Hill
Ryder Hill

sauce?

Samuel Ward
Samuel Ward

Took me exactly one click to find it. Perhaps in future you two ought not to be enormous failures.

Angel Butler
Angel Butler

And you could also not be a faggot and share what you found you fucking nigger.

Grayson Kelly
Grayson Kelly

I sure could, but then you wouldn't figure out how to do it yourself. Give a man a fish, etc.

Jace Russell
Jace Russell

Is this a petting zoo cause there's some fuckin' babies wanting to be hand-fed here.

Nathaniel Long
Nathaniel Long

furaffinity.net/view/18807430/
Here you go

Andrew Long
Andrew Long

Congratulations on enabling atrophy and feebleness of the mind.

And apparently patrons happy to oblige. What a crock.

James Gomez
James Gomez

why are you so aggressive?

am no a top

Juan Ortiz
Juan Ortiz

strictly speaking you're not an anything at this point

Michael Lopez
Michael Lopez

Leave the boy alone, he has dreams

Ryan Gonzalez
Ryan Gonzalez

Oh no, I made things slightly more convenient in a wank thread! How awful! Get off your high horse, nigger. It's porn, not high art. No one was here to enrich their minds. Enfeebling shouldn't be a concern.

Justin Mitchell
Justin Mitchell

technically you are correct, but judging by the things that turn me on the most...

but it is all just speculation, i could hate it

Blake Walker
Blake Walker

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god that comic is terrible. get fuzzy or whatever it's called.

they ran it in a bundle of different comics i subscribed to several years back and it was so terrible i wrote them a letter about it and they actually agreed and removed it from their magazines.

best letter i ever wrote.

Josiah Rodriguez
Josiah Rodriguez

dude my day has sucked a fat one I'm not leaving anyone alone if I can figure out a reason to be a dick

It doesn't matter what they're here for. You are an enabler of mediocrity, a purveyor of worthlessness. Your wares are reprehensible, nothing-merchant.

Do you even put stuff up your butt by yourself.

What in particular do you dislike about it?

Ayden Ortiz
Ayden Ortiz

What in particular do you dislike about it?
the complete lack of humor. the story could be that the cat spilled food on the floor, blamed it on the dog and the punchline is that the owner is midly upset while the cat doesn't care.

complete waste of paper, i got more laughs from garfield

Gabriel Morris
Gabriel Morris

yes sometimes

Aaron Cooper
Aaron Cooper

You didn't make a damn thing more convenient. I did, when I showed which fucking button to push for them to do it themselves from now on.

Lincoln Sullivan
Lincoln Sullivan

Your failure to enjoy or appreciate the humor doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Get fuzzy is at its best when conley is taking advantage of unusual wordplay or making nonpartisan political jokes. I'll be honest though there's a fuckton of puns and if that's not your thing you wouldn't be into it. That said your characterization really isn't anywhere in the realm of what it usually deals with.

Also garfield minus garfield is some deep shit.

well do you like it I mean that's a pretty good barometer

Kayden Stewart
Kayden Stewart

did somebody say garfield

yes i like it rather a lot

Owen Campbell
Owen Campbell

well there you fucking go

John Ramirez
John Ramirez

i love puns, get fuzzy just seems to depend on you liking it just for the characters. kinda how youre supposed to like a baby doing some standard baby shit just because it has a cute baby in it

did a google image search for get fuzzy. here the joke is that the dog's head taste good after it got stuck in the chicken bucket. the cat actually deliver a bit of humor into the situation but it's one of the top results on google so i guess it's the best of the best the series got to offer

Charles Ross
Charles Ross

in today's episode of get fuzzy it's a laugh-o-rama when a cat mistakes a gameboy for a container for supernatural beings

James Kelly
James Kelly

A good 50% of the comics are basically predicated on puns, so I'm not sure what you were looking at. I mean, I don't think ANY newspaper comic is consistently funny on account of the format almost by definition requiring an unbelievable amount of filler content; it's the same reason I think Dickens books are basically hot garbage.

The punchline there's a pop culture reference, not the cat.

Liam Stewart
Liam Stewart

hoho, the dog doesn't understand words. classic get fuzzy. i remember there were a million of these kinds of strips, glad he hasn't changed a bit

Kayden Harris
Kayden Harris

which is why i said am no a top c:

Aiden Diaz
Aiden Diaz

the cat hugs the dog to steal his watch and put a note on his back at the same time. hah!

Jackson Thomas
Jackson Thomas

And I said you're not an anything. For the time being, you're just a failed bottom.

Owen Ward
Owen Ward

The punchline there's a pop culture reference, not the cat.
guess it's simply too advanced for me

but i think i get this one. the joke is that you recognize characters from several series. and it's even more enjoyable if you like tributes like this.

Lincoln James
Lincoln James

i suppose so

Jaxson Watson
Jaxson Watson

It's not advanced, it's time sensitive. If that hayek comic was the one published today, it was a rerun—salma hayek has not been relevant for several years.

And yeah I recognize everyone in that comic except whoever's on the far left.

Cameron Adams
Cameron Adams

the cat finds out that a fly dies if you slap it. this one's pretty advanced because 1) cats don't write 2) cats don't think philosophize 3) his handwriting and spelling is hilarious

Ryder Turner
Ryder Turner

I thought you hadn't tried this

John Cruz
John Cruz

to capture so much in just one image, pure genius. just the thought of a cat and dog enjoying whipped cream gives bubbles in my stomach

Luis Green
Luis Green

dude I'm not gonna sit here and defend every get fuzzy comic you can post since I don't think they're that funny, but you're again missing the joke here. It's obviously not going to be funny if I have to explain it but the joke here is that the first three panels set up a poetic tone and the last two subvert that expectation.

Connor Edwards
Connor Edwards

"I expect my web comics to have the cultural impact of the Divine Comedy."

Nolan Kelly
Nolan Kelly

i dont recall ever saying this

Hudson Ross
Hudson Ross

even worse, it's a newspaper comic. Newspaper cartoonists are famously lazy.

Except for bill watterson who to be fair set an absurdly high bar.

Michael Jones
Michael Jones

tee-hee, he changed a letter while nobody was watching. i never thought about how sometimes sentences change if you swap out a letter

well i got that but it didn't help. i mean if you convert most of these comics into stickfigures they would have no merit. so much depends on the characters and that the reader know them and just like the look of them

i'll stop now, i was just surprised to see get fuzzy again. haven't seen it for over 10 years and thought for sure that demon was buried

Levi Clark
Levi Clark

Most jokes, storylines, whatever that exist in a comic cannot be redone with stick figures and given the same impact. This isn't unique to get fuzzy or to any other comic—comics are a visual medium, not exclusively a verbal one. Naturally the aesthetic is a relevant component.

Blake Bennett
Blake Bennett

What have you tried

Luis Sanchez
Luis Sanchez

that's true but it was far below the bar set by the other comics in the bundle so im glad they pulled it. even dilbert was more enjoyable to read.

Samuel Smith
Samuel Smith

I think dilbert is by orders of magnitude one of the best newspaper comics in circulation.

Jose Campbell
Jose Campbell

Newspaper comics
These were never funny. You have poor taste sir.

Nathan Walker
Nathan Walker

mostly fingers, i dont really have anything else

Brandon Lopez
Brandon Lopez

I don't think the medium is generally very good, no. Dilbert is among the best examples of a generally bad medium. The only newspaper comic that stands up to comparison to a more diverse selection of media is calvin and hobbes.

Gavin King
Gavin King

Just use a carrot or something

Luis Sanders
Luis Sanders

is it rape if the ass wants it?

Logan Davis
Logan Davis

Whatever you do, don't use eggs.

Julian Carter
Julian Carter

Use an eggplant.

John Morris
John Morris

That's a skoch large.

Lucas Carter
Lucas Carter

Well that depends. Does that ass really know what it's getting in to? Is it giving informed consent?

Wyatt Martinez
Wyatt Martinez

if the ass is drunk and it says yes it's still rape

t. feminism

Robert Walker
Robert Walker

newspaper comics
i never really found dilbert very funny, just a lot better than get fuzzy. also im not thinking in terms of typical newspaper comics, i mean those that are good enough to go into places besides newspapers (but also may exist in newspapers). if get fuzzy was just in a newspaper i would never have bothered to write my letter.

Zachary Perry
Zachary Perry

i mean i used to have like this small, relatively thick cylindrical piece of plastic with a rounded off end that some spray or something came in and i used that for a while. this was years ago when i was still repressive so i probably threw in in the trash out of shame

i feel like that would go south very fast

Mason Peterson
Mason Peterson

gay ppl cannot have sex

Justin Nelson
Justin Nelson

What do you consider examples of very good comics from this bundle you receive

It can do.

Won't stop them trying.

Kayden Anderson
Kayden Anderson

Is it sex if you hold a poo in?

Hunter Brown
Hunter Brown

shh

Bentley Richardson
Bentley Richardson

What do you consider examples of very good comics from this bundle you receive
i knew the question was coming, it was 10 years ago so i dont really remember too well. I remember The Far Side, Monty (previously called Robot Man), Bizarro, Dilbert, some comic about a shark (had a turtle/crab friend). Those were the common ones, plus some Swedish ones that probably aren't known to the wider world. also swapped stuff out every now and then (but get fuzzy never got swapped, until i wrote the letter)

Charles Bailey
Charles Bailey

ah, sherman's lagoon is the english name of that shark comic

Anthony James
Anthony James

There's either do or do not. There is no try

Joshua Hughes
Joshua Hughes

New thread?

Isaac Watson
Isaac Watson

This is not ok, this needs to stop

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