Assrape
Assrape
Zachary Fisher
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Juan Smith
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Henry Allen
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Jason Powell
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Michael Martinez
Easy game.
Noobs.
Jonathan Edwards
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Carter Reed
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Jaxon Gray
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Zachary Gonzalez
Everything people say initially should be taken as a lie.
You're probably not 140, maybe 190-220.
Christopher Long
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Alexander Cox
If only my skill at Counter Strike was transferable to other skills for work.
Gabriel Sullivan
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Asher Wilson
Do it. For America.
Easton Rodriguez
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Brandon Clark
Any tips on a virgin faggot on g\how to get laid?
Colton Wood
/r/ing furry boys in trunks or undies like them
William Russell
Not have bad luck
Brandon Davis
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Zachary Sanders
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Noah Torres
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Caleb Peterson
ughhh...
Thanks?
Carson Myers
low standards help
Ethan Jones
That's all there is to it. All you need to do is ask someone if they wanna bang. If you arent the 10% badluck then you get to bang.
Parker Mitchell
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Noah Myers
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Matthew Miller
I don't need to prove it to anyone. I'm skinny and if you don't believe me then that's fine.
Camden Reyes
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Hunter Brown
Life is about proving yourself.
Colton Price
So just be confident and hope for the best?
Ryan Allen
Precisely
Gavin Smith
Also, don't be fat or ugly.
Julian Sanders
Life is about being happy. If that means proving yourself to other people then whatever floats your boat
Ayden Cruz
woah woah woah.
getting rid of fat is easy but define ugly
Joseph Garcia
Do you look like your face is made out of play-doh?
Robert Harris
Life is about popping out another generation of monkeys. Everything else is secondary.
Like Nibi.
Christopher Carter
>Life is about being happy.
Happiness is for primitive entities, that which pick their noses, throw shit, and fornicate in ways which primitive creatures do.
Carson Collins
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Owen Ward
oh shit then im passable
Luis Taylor
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Camden Lewis
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Matthew Evans
screw that, i don't want noisy, bank account draining, messy meat sacks ruining my otherwise okay life
happiness is pretty good tbh
Jeremiah Sanders
I have never been happy.
Owen Walker
Sorry mate but they will bring some primordial joy in you.
Simple biology mate. Cant't fight it.
Zachary Roberts
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Jacob Hall
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David Martinez
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James Roberts
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David Sullivan
Life can be distilled notion of seeking pleasure.
Joy is pleasure. Life is about pleasure.
OK WHEN DID GAY PORN TURN INTO EXISTENTIAL CRISIS?
Nolan Miller
Gotta pump them out. Keep on pumping.
Kayden Scott
You parroted what he just said.
Good job saying nothing at all.
Tyler Stewart
why is that
they'll have to drag me kicking and screaming
never
Jonathan Perry
Come pump my butt.
Dominic Young
Because I wasnt born strong enough.
Lincoln Perez
l-lewd
nonsense, nobody is born unhappy
Liam Reyes
Well fuck me with a rake then.
Sorry a guess. Back to faggotry.
Leo Hughes
People also say no one is born evil until they browse serial killers and various other psychopaths on wikipedia. How easily the monkey mind can change its views.
Pathetic.
Colton Rodriguez
You should feel stupid.
Nathaniel White
Stop.
K.
Benjamin Evans
>Freudwithpenis.jpg
Brandon Kelly
Do it, faggot.
Luis Watson
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Julian Cox
May as well take financial advice off a homeless meth addict.
Owen Thomas
This thread is getting out of hand,
I'm going to bed.
Bentley Cooper
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Michael Butler
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Jackson Hughes
Thread is kill
Brayden Bailey
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Landon Howard
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Ethan Martin
I can still remember your sound.
Andrew Stewart
My sound is that farting noise you can make with your armpit
Asher Russell
My sound is a baritone voice pronouncing "mother" followed by a very light, brief "f" and then shrieking.
Liam Gomez
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Elijah King
You should take them off
Ian Smith
sauce?
Samuel Morgan
Should show the other end, more like.
Ryder Hill
sauce?
Samuel Ward
Took me exactly one click to find it. Perhaps in future you two ought not to be enormous failures.
Angel Butler
And you could also not be a faggot and share what you found you fucking nigger.
Grayson Kelly
I sure could, but then you wouldn't figure out how to do it yourself. Give a man a fish, etc.
Jace Russell
Is this a petting zoo cause there's some fuckin' babies wanting to be hand-fed here.
Nathaniel Long
furaffinity.net
Here you go
Aaron Ortiz
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Andrew Long
Congratulations on enabling atrophy and feebleness of the mind.
And apparently patrons happy to oblige. What a crock.
James Gomez
why are you so aggressive?
am no a top
Juan Ortiz
strictly speaking you're not an anything at this point
Michael Lopez
Leave the boy alone, he has dreams
Ryan Gonzalez
Oh no, I made things slightly more convenient in a wank thread! How awful! Get off your high horse, nigger. It's porn, not high art. No one was here to enrich their minds. Enfeebling shouldn't be a concern.
Justin Mitchell
technically you are correct, but judging by the things that turn me on the most...
but it is all just speculation, i could hate it
Blake Walker
>foresight.png
god that comic is terrible. get fuzzy or whatever it's called.
they ran it in a bundle of different comics i subscribed to several years back and it was so terrible i wrote them a letter about it and they actually agreed and removed it from their magazines.
best letter i ever wrote.
Josiah Rodriguez
dude my day has sucked a fat one I'm not leaving anyone alone if I can figure out a reason to be a dick
It doesn't matter what they're here for. You are an enabler of mediocrity, a purveyor of worthlessness. Your wares are reprehensible, nothing-merchant.
Do you even put stuff up your butt by yourself.
What in particular do you dislike about it?
Jose Hughes
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Angel Young
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Isaiah Morgan
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Ayden Ortiz
>What in particular do you dislike about it?
the complete lack of humor. the story could be that the cat spilled food on the floor, blamed it on the dog and the punchline is that the owner is midly upset while the cat doesn't care.
complete waste of paper, i got more laughs from garfield
Gabriel Morris
yes sometimes
Aaron Cooper
You didn't make a damn thing more convenient. I did, when I showed which fucking button to push for them to do it themselves from now on.
Cooper Cruz
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Lincoln Sullivan
Your failure to enjoy or appreciate the humor doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Get fuzzy is at its best when conley is taking advantage of unusual wordplay or making nonpartisan political jokes. I'll be honest though there's a fuckton of puns and if that's not your thing you wouldn't be into it. That said your characterization really isn't anywhere in the realm of what it usually deals with.
Also garfield minus garfield is some deep shit.
well do you like it I mean that's a pretty good barometer
Brody Hall
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Leo Sanders
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