Be 24 yo [white] male

Juan Scott
Juan Scott

be 24 yo [white] male
live with parents
hate self for it
walk out of house without saying anything
get picked up by buddy
hang out for 4 hours or so
get text from mom "where the flip are you"
get call 30 mins later from friend "your mom is looking for you, are you ok?"
ignore her
get home late
shes waiting in the living room
tries to tell me to download an app that tracks my location so she can see where i am
tl;dr need discount rates on durable rope (about 6 feet should do) and a chair to kick out with my leg

Cameron Jackson
Cameron Jackson

Your parents care about you, you should be glad you fucking donkey

Parker Brooks
Parker Brooks

Sounds like me when I was 24
Don't worry user, life gets better
But only if you work hard at it every day

Nathan Watson
Nathan Watson

the funny thing is u can't do shit about it since u live under her roof

Justin Long
Justin Long

They charge me rent and I pay for my own cell line

Carter Wilson
Carter Wilson

nigga gon do it on branch outside
fucking summerfag dont know shit 'bout hanging shit

(jk love you user :-) )

Adrian Perry
Adrian Perry

go be a junkie hobo.

Caleb Ortiz
Caleb Ortiz

holy fuck my first trips

T R I P S

Levi Johnson
Levi Johnson

Winrar

Alexander Ortiz
Alexander Ortiz

i still dont understand why you want to kill yourself

Josiah Ross
Josiah Ross

No fucking kidding mate.

Kayden Brooks
Kayden Brooks

checked aswell m'faggot

Jeremiah Lee
Jeremiah Lee

SAMEFAG IM SHITTING TRIPS BOYS

AND THEY WONT STOP COMING

Mason Green
Mason Green

I dunno. I'm the younger, less successful child of 2. They've always tried to stifle things I've wanted to do. I didn't get to hang out with friends much during middle/high school because I had to be home at certain times, even if I was right down the street.
During the summers, I normally wasn't allowed to sleep over friends houses because my parents didn't trust that my friends didn't drink/do drugs. They said they were always free to sleep over my house but none of my friends wanted to because my mom would hover around and wouldn't go to sleep until everyone else was.

Michael Fisher
Michael Fisher

Dayum nigga its happening

Colton Wood
Colton Wood

Dubs!!! Black magic confirmed

Grayson Edwards
Grayson Edwards

is this fucking get thread?

Cameron Morris
Cameron Morris

Boohooo faggoy I just got out of the foster system and can barely afford the goddamn bills never met my real parents so kys you fucking worthless shill make my fucking day and kys.

Owen Morgan
Owen Morgan

*faggot

Aiden Thomas
Aiden Thomas

Have you tried sucking dick?

David Cox
David Cox

rent
cell line
You're a total bitch

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