it's my birthday b. dubs chooses the reason im calling sick into work today.
It's my birthday b
my mother died in her sleep last night
I have a cold.
Its that time of the month...
all because i didn't reply to this post
Trips and you quit your job and go on a week long binge drinking spree.
i finally get laid today
Tell your boss you got your cock stuck in the toaster while you were making breakfast
Choked on some nigger dick last night. Must talk in raspy voice. Check um
out catching pokemon
An asteroid is going to hit Seth today, I'm going to go live what little life we all have left
Chopped my finger off while cooking pasta bolognese
Shit almost there!
Its my birthday today , im at my parents celebrating, im calling off today
You are correct, i am drunk. Ciao
I fucked my cat,
Grieving the loss of your mother cause you didn't reply to a post. End the call with 'if you don't reply your mother will die in her sleep tonight'
This is honestly the only suitable choice.
already been said faggot
Beacuse you're a nigger and you smell bad.
Because I have been raped
"I have aids"
I have fapped too hard
I got raped
I broke my penis
I have been assraped by a horse
I'm feeling like a cuck
I have cancer
Ate too much ass
A glass broke inside my anus
not going into work on ur birthday
mines this sunday and im still going. my boss was estatic
My asshole burns like fire
I have butthole cancer
I got ran over by a truck
I'm feeling depressed and need some lovin'
It's my cats birthday
I'm in love with the manager and cant stop farting around him.
"I'm not coming in today because it's my birthday"
Because I'm about to cuck your wife, p.s. meet me after 8. *wink*
record conversation OP
I gotta kill Muslims. Won't be in today.
Hello boss? Yeah I'm not gonna make it in today,
Yeah I shit my pants
Yup callin in shitty
What's the dealarino with the BBC?
Moron. Calling in sick on your birthday is the most obvious reason. You know, there's this thing called vacation?
no for shitty slave wage job