Brb gaiz
Brb gaiz
Me too.
I dont get the joke
Go right ahead! Me and my clumsy cats will keep an eye on your chocolatemilk
hopefully we don't screw up, like we always do
I can see where this is going, but you just jinxed it.
My milk dosn't taste well
dis gun b good
shhhhhhh, the milk gods may have not seen this thread yet
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YOU IDIOT, user'LL BE BACK ANY SECOND NOW!!! HURRY CLEAN IT UP
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IM POURING AS FAST AS I CAN!
FUCK I SPILLED IT AGAIN!
DAMMIT user AND WHERE IS THE FUCKING CHOCO POWDER?!?!?!
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!! okay, everyone aclm down. we still have about a few minutes till user comes back...
sorry user....
HERE THIS WILL HAVE TO WORK
GODDAMNIT
FINALLY THANK GOD OTHER user
DONT WORRY I GOT THIS
i panicked and needed my chocolate high for the day
GREAT! FUCKING GREAT user! NOW WE HAVE NO MORE CHOCO POWDER, NOW WE HAVE TO USE
Little kids are coming to take the milk! I'm fucking trying to hold them off but I can't do it much longer!!
Hold her steady user.....careful......careful
i dont think user would notice the difference
THAT IS FUCKING STRAWBERRY YOU DAMN IDIOT
Guys we still have the other glass of chocolate milk, just split the difference and put in some normal milk then hope they don't notice
GET THIS MAN MORE AMMO BEFORE THE LITTLE FUCKS TAKE THE MILK
Anyone have some food coloring?
Anyone?
Dude you seriously think that's how milk works? And guys user won't care, there's no use crying over spilt milk...
NOW MAKE IT AGAIN WITH CHOCOLATE YOU IDIOT
WRONG GLASS! NOW BOTH OF THEM ARE KNOCKED OVER
i thought it was fucking strawberry you fucktart
FUCK YOU user!!!! hurry someone clean it up fast, i can't im looking for more "powder"
SOMEBODY GO TO THE FUCKING STORE QUICKLY!!! IM SO SORRY EVERYONE
I GOT MILK POWDER
THATS COCAINE YOU DIP
Don't worry, I got your back, I'm running as fast as I GODFUCKING DAMNIT
all hope is lost
user will be back any minute,
we may have to give him the money to buy another carton of choco milk
dont worry fresh from a cow
IM RUNNING OUT IF LIQUIDS IN MY HOME
GOT MORE MILK, EH!
EVERYONE! CALM THE FUCK DOWN!
now lets all be calm and rationally do this, now who has-
GODAMMIT WHO LET THE FUCKING KID TAKE THE MILK?!?!?!?!
It's fine, he only took the powdered shit. Here's some chocolate. Look busy, user's coming back.
Act Natural shhhh shhh
SO user uhhh hows the thread going?
This is from the cow shown, not exactly safe guys, we must find a healthy cow!
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im sorry i let them get away... kids are sneaky
SAVED BY THE BELL MY ASS
I got more milk guys, we got this.
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not a single kid was drinking milk
Good, now Pour the milk so we can go back to our threads AND DON'T FUCKING SPILL IT AGAIN
hey guys op here im back
HOLY FUCK WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT JUST FUCKING HAPENED TO MY FUCKING MILK YOU FUCKS CANT EVEN WATCH THIS SHIT FOR FIVE GOD DAMN MINUTES HOW MANY TIMES IS THIS GOING TO HAPPEN BEOFRE YOU LEARN TO HANDLE CHOCOLATE MILK
REPORTED TO MODS ALL OF YOU
Forget the milk WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT ALL THESE DEAD FUCKIN KIDS?
Shit man, I'm freaking out here. I can't go to jail again. I just can't.
no one needs to know
Death toll:
4 children
3 glasses of chocolate milk
2 glasses of regular milk
1 glass of strawberry
1 gallon of chocolate milk
fuck, i'll take the blame user. im sorry for causing this. i was trying to keep watch over everything and well, its all turned to shit
Um, guys?
shhhh... just walk away user
Uhh...
100$ and i wont tell on ya
>we're all going to hell
wellllllll maybe we should try to cover that up with somethng
Umm ... guys....
i think we fucked up guys
up the toll to 6 children
Yup.