Brb gaiz

Brb gaiz

Me too.

I dont get the joke

Go right ahead! Me and my clumsy cats will keep an eye on your chocolatemilk

hopefully we don't screw up, like we always do

I can see where this is going, but you just jinxed it.

My milk dosn't taste well

dis gun b good

shhhhhhh, the milk gods may have not seen this thread yet

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YOU IDIOT, user'LL BE BACK ANY SECOND NOW!!! HURRY CLEAN IT UP

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IM POURING AS FAST AS I CAN!

FUCK I SPILLED IT AGAIN!

DAMMIT user AND WHERE IS THE FUCKING CHOCO POWDER?!?!?!

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!! okay, everyone aclm down. we still have about a few minutes till user comes back...

sorry user....

HERE THIS WILL HAVE TO WORK

GODDAMNIT
FINALLY THANK GOD OTHER user

DONT WORRY I GOT THIS

i panicked and needed my chocolate high for the day

GREAT! FUCKING GREAT user! NOW WE HAVE NO MORE CHOCO POWDER, NOW WE HAVE TO USE

Little kids are coming to take the milk! I'm fucking trying to hold them off but I can't do it much longer!!

Hold her steady user.....careful......careful

i dont think user would notice the difference

THAT IS FUCKING STRAWBERRY YOU DAMN IDIOT

Guys we still have the other glass of chocolate milk, just split the difference and put in some normal milk then hope they don't notice

GET THIS MAN MORE AMMO BEFORE THE LITTLE FUCKS TAKE THE MILK

Anyone have some food coloring?
Anyone?

Dude you seriously think that's how milk works? And guys user won't care, there's no use crying over spilt milk...

NOW MAKE IT AGAIN WITH CHOCOLATE YOU IDIOT

WRONG GLASS! NOW BOTH OF THEM ARE KNOCKED OVER

i thought it was fucking strawberry you fucktart

FUCK YOU user!!!! hurry someone clean it up fast, i can't im looking for more "powder"

SOMEBODY GO TO THE FUCKING STORE QUICKLY!!! IM SO SORRY EVERYONE

I GOT MILK POWDER

THATS COCAINE YOU DIP

Don't worry, I got your back, I'm running as fast as I GODFUCKING DAMNIT

all hope is lost
user will be back any minute,
we may have to give him the money to buy another carton of choco milk

dont worry fresh from a cow

IM RUNNING OUT IF LIQUIDS IN MY HOME

GOT MORE MILK, EH!

EVERYONE! CALM THE FUCK DOWN!
now lets all be calm and rationally do this, now who has-
GODAMMIT WHO LET THE FUCKING KID TAKE THE MILK?!?!?!?!

It's fine, he only took the powdered shit. Here's some chocolate. Look busy, user's coming back.

Act Natural shhhh shhh

SO user uhhh hows the thread going?

This is from the cow shown, not exactly safe guys, we must find a healthy cow!

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im sorry i let them get away... kids are sneaky

SAVED BY THE BELL MY ASS

I got more milk guys, we got this.

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not a single kid was drinking milk

Good, now Pour the milk so we can go back to our threads AND DON'T FUCKING SPILL IT AGAIN

hey guys op here im back

HOLY FUCK WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT JUST FUCKING HAPENED TO MY FUCKING MILK YOU FUCKS CANT EVEN WATCH THIS SHIT FOR FIVE GOD DAMN MINUTES HOW MANY TIMES IS THIS GOING TO HAPPEN BEOFRE YOU LEARN TO HANDLE CHOCOLATE MILK


REPORTED TO MODS ALL OF YOU

Forget the milk WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT ALL THESE DEAD FUCKIN KIDS?

Shit man, I'm freaking out here. I can't go to jail again. I just can't.

no one needs to know

Death toll:
4 children
3 glasses of chocolate milk
2 glasses of regular milk
1 glass of strawberry
1 gallon of chocolate milk

fuck, i'll take the blame user. im sorry for causing this. i was trying to keep watch over everything and well, its all turned to shit

Um, guys?

shhhh... just walk away user

Uhh...

100$ and i wont tell on ya

>we're all going to hell

wellllllll maybe we should try to cover that up with somethng

Umm ... guys....

i think we fucked up guys

up the toll to 6 children

Yup.