Halt, stop scrolling

Halt, stop scrolling.
This is a border checkpoint. Show me your numbers.

>singles: Innocent german citizen, go through.
>even dubs: Filthy jüdisch rat. You are under arrest.
>odd dubs: Soviet spy!
>trips: High-ranking official, go through.
>88: Standartenführer or higher, go through.
>1488: Herr Reichsführer Heimlich Himmler.
>quads: Herr Goebbels. Step aside, plebs.
>quints: None other but the Führer himself!

shalom goyim

I'm just moving to Switzerland sir.

ay

balls

Diese Kontrolle gefällt mir

come at me

No you dont

check em

same for you

Rolling

Just coming through here

Heil Hitler!

Check em Führer

You dare stop the Fuhrer?

Heil dir im Siegerkranz!

Für Führer, Volk und Vaterland!

Said the other rat

Watch out for Juden! Zere are Juden in my area! I can sniff zem!

Get rekt Juden

Heil Fiddler, Kamerad.

Heil

Okay

Schildkrotten und frosche.

I spy with my little eye a bunch of goys and commies.

let me through, swine

Jewish traitors

Jew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just doing your job. I understand son. Heil Hitler.

For the führer!

let me through

out of my way, coming through

JEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gay

H-here are my papers.

Rollerino

Let me through, I have Nazi stuff to attend to.

last mich durch

Roll

werfen die Juden in den Ofen. Sieg heil!

in whermacht gingen wir nun zu den Offizieren und Beamten herr Drehen Sie sich um , damit ich laufen

denn die Herrlichkeit des Reiche und der fhurer

Passing through!

have fun

What is "filthy jüdisch rat" supposed to mean?

roll

I'm not a spy fuhrer

Heil Shitler.

Wazzup my niggas

Sieg Heil. Let me past.

U wot m8

Roll

Wow guys, take it easy. Just here to visit mutti.

Ok here you are.

I am no jew

lil jew me is

Her Hauptmann, I think this Oberleutnant is crazy.
Maybe we shot him for fun. ~Said Bruner

Oy vey!

Ich bin kein Jude

I'm totally not a jew.

FUHRER GET

How dare you check my numbers! Don't you know who I am!?!?!

Hier are mein papers, kamerad.

Wir müssen die juden ausrotten

Hurry up, taking this truck to France for Bastille Day. Should be real fun driving through those crowd- I mean streets.

roll for free summer camp

Jude

Impersonating der Führer? I should execute you now, but you may pass.

I love snorting ketamine

No shekels from me herr commandant

Viel Glück den Juden fangen

Heilige

Herr Sturmhammer! Alle juden in die zug!

Oi

Can't cuck the truck.

Seig Hiel and stuff...

Nothing to hide dirty nazi scum.

Just average not soviet spy passing through

Roll

Kill them both! Destroy the untermensch!

Das ist ein Fehler , ich bin kein Jude !

Here is my singles.

oy vey

Guten Abend

Gutten morgen, my good aryan officer

Heil hitler

You should not be here mortal! Your blood is forfeit! Your flesh is mine!

Guten tag, nazibois

Scrolling

Wie gehts wie steth's, gentlemen?

Just on my way to the house officer nothing out of the ordinary here..Heil Hilter

Roll nazi scum

Hell Hitler

I love the smell of dead jews and communists in the morning.

Oy vey

Goddamn autocorrect

give me all of the kekels

Guten Tag!

Hello, my names Albert Weinstein. Would you be interested in some investment opportunities?

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Rolling for quints!

roll

i love gold

Schizer