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I need to proofread my phones auto correct bullshit.
Matthew Barnes
Kitty
Nolan Rodriguez
I am The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life. Not only do I bless this thread, all posters, and all Waifus, but I ask... >If your Waifu had a dick (Assuming she does not already) would it be bigger than yours, smaller than yours, or the same size as yours?
Of course I do. Why else would I try to drive you away. And no I don't believe she stinks. I'm sure she smells nice. I'm just jealous, I'm sure you can understand.
Jealousy is a stinky cologne. I understand but next time forget the rules and post you're waifu.
Dylan Williams
indeed they are senpai
day was as average as any, work was tiring but i dont have to go friday, and im getting my paycheck that day so its all good for now
Xavier Hughes
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Parker Miller
When you cant have a thing for fear of burning your insides you dont really use the thing. Like OJ. I fucking loved OJ. youtu.be/uRO8Bd1OnmI
Andrew Bell
Sure thing
Nathaniel Kelly
Yo listen up here's a story About a little guy that lives in a gay world And all day and all night and everything he sees Is just gay like him inside and outside gay his house with a gay little window And a gay corvette And everything is gay for him and himself And everybody around 'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen
I'M GAY I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy...
I'M GAY I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy...
I have a gay house with a gay window Gay is the color of all that I wear Gay are the streets and all the trees are too I have a girlfriend and she is so gay Gay are the people here that walk around Gay like my Corvette, it's in and outside Gay are the words I say and what I think Gay are the feelings that live inside me
I'M GAY I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy...
I'M GAY I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy...
Inside and outside Gay his house with a gay little window And a gay Corvette And everything is gay for him and himself And everybody around 'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen
I'M GAY I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy...
I'M GAY I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy...
Landon Long
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Isaiah Jackson
I see. My mom has always been scared about me getting ulcers with how much hot sauce I put on everything. youtube.com/watch?v=FBgLS7_s_jk