Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: >Claim your Waifu
>No Claiming Waifus that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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ok

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Bugger, I almost had you.

Holo claimed.

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>mayo is disgusting
>hot sauce on popcorn
You cant judge me
Eh. I wanted hash browns and mayo. Its a good combination.

Its korbo

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ay niggers

blake claimed

I'll claim this trash

Figured this was the case.

Can't believe you called you're waifu stinky.

So your even love her?

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Hot sauce on popcorn is great, what are you saying? I put hot sauce on everything anyways.

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Do you even love her?*

I need to proofread my phones auto correct bullshit.

Kitty

I am The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life.
Not only do I bless this thread, all posters, and all Waifus, but I ask...
>If your Waifu had a dick (Assuming she does not already) would it be bigger than yours, smaller than yours, or the same size as yours?

hey you, how are things?

You speak the truth

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Yamato 2199 is pretty good.

ITS HOBO

HOLO/HOBO/HORO/

Lewds GET!

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ITS BRIDGE.

Of course I do. Why else would I try to drive you away. And no I don't believe she stinks. I'm sure she smells nice.
I'm just jealous, I'm sure you can understand.

its korbo

Space!
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Things are what they are beautiful

Seems like a good day.
What about you?

Jealousy is a stinky cologne.
I understand but next time forget the rules and post you're waifu.

indeed they are senpai

day was as average as any, work was tiring but i dont have to go friday, and im getting my paycheck that day so its all good for now

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When you cant have a thing for fear of burning your insides you dont really use the thing. Like OJ. I fucking loved OJ.
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Sure thing

Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a gay world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just gay like him inside and outside
gay his house with a gay little window
And a gay corvette
And everything is gay for him and himself
And everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen

I'M GAY I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy...

I'M GAY I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy...

I have a gay house with a gay window
Gay is the color of all that I wear
Gay are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so gay
Gay are the people here that walk around
Gay like my Corvette, it's in and outside
Gay are the words I say and what I think
Gay are the feelings that live inside me

I'M GAY I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy...

I'M GAY I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy...

Inside and outside
Gay his house with a gay little window
And a gay Corvette
And everything is gay for him and himself
And everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen

I'M GAY I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy...

I'M GAY I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy...

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I see. My mom has always been scared about me getting ulcers with how much hot sauce I put on everything.
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Claimed

Nice copy pasta

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How are you going to blow your money this week?

Thank I wrote it myself
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new vape, couple of tshirts online, a new hentai figure

thats all i have planned i actually want i actually want for now

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How are you today Rena?

If trips you must post waifu tiddies.

Im pretty much a walking skeletal ulcer
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If quads rule 34 threads

everything else is garbage

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oh

why did you delete this post?

Hey thats pretty good!

You're waifu a shit

Pretty good, a bit boring though

nice meme

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claimed

CAN'T WAIT TO REPORT YOUR DEATH!

Every time I see this fag posted on Sup Forums I can smell processed ham.

Saber claim
>FUCK KARMA REEEEEE

Yall nignogs dont even know about nice loli

you just need to lower your standards

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thread is already dead

More or less, right?

Well.

Time to get lewd.

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Literally who?

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Not you. Theres a nicer loli.
You are the only person in thread who knows of nice loli

well i guess so

>off by one
I know about it...

6lewd9 Sup Forums

who could possibly be nicer than the best mouse?

Akame
>getting "literally who" by a waifuless user

Ask Koko if they ever get back on.
Literally who?

>Shizuru get!

im alright
how are you lewd cat
its kurwa
Lets get roight into the lewds
>rattle rattle get

>not Shearzuru get
You had one job man
>rattle rattle

feeling lewd as usual lmao

glad to hear youre okay

ITS A LADDEH.

I dislike puns.

>we haven't talked in quite a while rattle
How was your day?

I have come to claim my crispy wife

>Koko
i don't know who that is, sorry

Pretty good. Sat around playing board games with a couple buddies then talked shit for a couple hours.
Yours?

I'm trying to have a break from being a nobody irl so don't start this here please ;_;

QT

how does it feel knowing you almost got quads?

I'm illiterate, sorry, but who is she?

zoro needs a trap waifu and no one disagrees

Seems nice and calm. Pretty boring for me as per the usual, listening to some music and playing Overwatch.

here

don't you think Sup Forums is kind of the wrong place if you're looking to be anything other than a nobody?

wouldn't have even noticed
caring about digits is something only [s4s] would do

Nazrin, the objectively best mouse
you could try using google's image search

Im just bored.
Older user, claims Koko from Black Lagoon. Hasnt been in thread a while.
>I feel so fucking old

I knew it.