How to whipe my ass? im new to hands

How to whipe my ass? im new to hands

wet wipes
or put your ass under the shower
bidet
watering can
don't forget to dry your ass after though

gross. dude in the picture has a pilonidal cyst

Or you can be less autistic and just fold up the toilet paper and use a finger or two to wipe, usually doing it twice is enough

I can't do this because it arouses me and then i just go all in

Try shaving your asshole fam.

that shit in that picture looks like it dried
you can't get that with toilet paper alone.
wet wipes + toilet paper is the best compromise for people without bidet.

There are kits OP that give a toilet something like a bidet.

That's what I was thinking!!! I had one of those a few years ago it was the worst!!!

If you dont use baby wipes or shower after a shit your are literally dirtier than a fucking chink .. Fucking digusting white trash

*yawn*

Here you go

Chink or white trash spotted

Why is that? Do chinks think wiping your own ass is a gay act?

*yawns harder*

Trips in ya butt

Don't take the bait stupid. Just belittle him for his substandard attempt.

Theyre Subhuman scum with horrible hygeine

yeah same famerino. At its worst, I remember being in so much pain and sitting in a highschool chair just to hear a disgustingly audible pop

Triggered zipperhead

How'd you get yours? I was a waiter at outback and slipped and fell on my ass, then a couple days later i had this big lump at the top of my crack and it hurt so bad I couldn't sit down. I had surgery less than a week later. Crazy right? It was the worst pain I've ever had.

user, we need to talk.

We used to humor you and pretend to take your bait because we thought you were autistic, but it's time you either stepped up your game, or just quit and find another hobby. Sorry to break it to you like this, but sometimes tough love is necessary.

Checked

I've never heard of 'em forming after a fall. I'm just a super hairy guy, and one of the top causes of them forming is a loose hair getting embedded into your skin. I even remember the bitch hair draining out before the surgery. Nasty stuff

I'm growing a fucking tail

I had one of these. Had to have it excised and the recovery was horrible. I thought they were going to stitch me up but they just stuffed the wound with gauze and told me it had to heal from the inside out.

I was to change the dressing every day, and I dreaded the pain that occurred when I'd have to pull the gauze out and pack it with clean gauze.

The worst days were when the gauze got stuck to the wound. I'd gently pull on it, and I'd feel the flesh deep inside me tug with it. I'd pop an extra percocet and tear the gauze out. Sometimes I'd collapse from the pain. I'd just lay on the bathroom floor for a while and smoke a cigarette, until I could get up and continue.

Good times.

Oh damn, that's the route I wanted to go but the doctor didn't let me for some reason. He stitched me up. Guess he thought I was a bitch. By the way you described it though I guess I am, fuck that.

How the fuck do you guys have such nasty asses? I wash that shit in the shower daily. But then again, I am a submissive bottom, but still... ._.

I always wash my ass with that little shower thingy.

If I wipe gently my ass will not be clean enough and if I go rougher my cornholio bleeds bloodio

Cysts can happen to anyone. These cysts typically happen to hairy guys. You'd have to actively exfoliate your ass crack to avoid it if it's going to happen at all.

You fat fucks literally sit in your own shit all day and fap to underage porn, no surprise

You literally keep piss and shit inside you.
GROSS!!!!!!!!!