Weirdest/kinkiest place you've masturbated?

Weirdest/kinkiest place you've masturbated?

Bonus points for relative panties/clothing stuff like that.

SILs shoes

Okay here goes:
>Be me, was 13
>Sleeping at friends house
>When I´m brushing my teeth notice his moms underwear
>Dick gets harder than bedrock
>Starts sniffing them
>Hear friend saying through the door
>"user how is it going?"
>Tell him I have a bad stomach today
>He says that he will go to bed in the meantime
>Perfect
>Me, alone with his moms underwear
>Fap fouriously while sniffing them and looking for more
>Find another pair^
>Put them on
>Continue fapping
>Starts to cum buckets

Best fap from my youth tbh

fast bumpin

on my sisters bed while sniffing her panties and looking at her nudes

masturbated in a milk carton and put it back into the fridge. Whole family used it.

Did it multiple times.

>rate mine
Fursuit with cum on its soft face

Sat on my mom's bed inhaling her sweet asshole on the rear of her panties. My load nearly hit the ceiling. I also like to take her dirty socks because I'm a filthy perv.

On my mom's panties, she wear it the day after..

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That's horrific

Was house sitting for the wifes sister once, got a great idea. I would give my left nut to see her topless (she has epic tits) so decided to snoop for pics. Sadly nothing on her computer or tablet so decided to go through her dresser.

Went through her bras and panties, dick was diamonds. Tons of sexy lacy things, french maid outfit, cheerleader outfit, handcuffs, then I find her dildos. So I did what any normal male would do...I grabbed her lube, lubed it up, shoved it in my ass, and fapped furiously into a particularly sexy looking bra. Still have that bra....

tipical, did it with my flatmates alwaays ...all girls

/thread

in a classroom full of people and next to one girl
in a room at the same time family members have been present, either awake or asleep (including right now)
friend's house
that's all i can be bothered to recall at the moment

back of a bus

i also jerked off in the back of the bus when i was in middle school. The bus was pretty much empty and i could see a hot girl bent over a few seats in front of me. My load blasted onto the seat in front of me and all over the floor

During a philosophy exam in high school
Spain

Oh lord, MORE ! Is that your cum ? Whose are those shoes ? Story pls

Why is Spain is a weird place to have a wank ?

>be little kid
>sister tasked with babysitting me
>she wants to go to friend's house because boy she's like is there
>they're all chilling in living room and doesn't want me cramping their style so tell me to stay in girl's room
>start snooping
>find hamper
>sniff used panties
>start fapping
>want to cum
>see lotion bottle
>unscrew the top and unload my spunk into the bottle
>shake it up cuz I'm smart like that

have came on them a few times, usually dont have a lot of opportunities to do so though

i wait til everyone is asleep and have my way with them, shit is cash

what do you do with them? Sniff them?

My housemate has the tightest body, and I've fantasised about cumming all over her belly and ass so many times. So the last time I was in the house alone I went into her room and went through her underwear, got a really nice cotton thong and wrapped it around my cock and jerked off, smearing my precum into the part where her pussy hole would press against. I didn't have the balls to cum into them though, it was a huge load so I just lay on her bed and shot it all over my chest while I had the thong tightly wrapped around my shaft. Fucking hot, I would do it again over and over if I could. Got such a huge thing for underwear, I've jerked off into loose relative's underwear and plenty of ex's without telling them too

Fuck it, here it goes

All places I can remeber jacking off and cumming

-Female friends toothbrushes
-friend's wife's pizza
-female friends facial wash
-in a girl's drink at a bar I bartended at
-friend's panty drawer while house sitting
-girl's feet at party while she was passed out
-in car while driving
-on girl's face while she was passed out at my place
-in bathroom at work

That's all I can think of right now but I know there is more.

sniff, lick, and rub my cock on them til i bust

Nice bro, I do the same.

>Be me, was 19
>sleeping at friends house, drinks and the likes
>4/5am decide want to sleep
>friend puts me in his sisters room
>shes 16, she's away from the house with his parents
>lay for 20 minutes horny cause drunk
>go in drawers and found a thong
>rubbed my dick with it until I come, just came all over the bed and shit
>hid the thong down the side of the bed


first time I've told people this

fucking nice. What do her feet smell like? how old is she?

not a ton of scent from these shoes so far sadly.. late 20's

that's good, means her feet don't stink

Mother in laws panties
Wifes cousins panties
Wifes panties... pic related

inside of my mothers dirty silk panties I was wearing and had stuffed full of more of her panties and bras.

>be me
>gf lives in sorority house
>goes downstairs to study while i sleep in room
>go through her roommates dirty clothes and pick out the sluttiest g string thong
>furiously wank until i bust all over it
>gf came in about 2 mins later
quite the rush

was fun to fuck the toe loop lol.

do you do this shit too user

when i was a teenager i would house-sit for a girl who lived down the street when they'd go out of town. i kept the key all the time, so whenever i wanted i'd stay home from school and spend hours at the house. it was only her and her mom, both fine as hell. i'd lay on their beds, jerking off for hours. i'd hump their pillows and rub their panties and bras all over my body. usually she'd have a fresh pair of panties from the night before laying on her bed. id bust in different clothes all the time. found her moms dildo once, licked all the juice off and tried shoving it up my ass, that last part didn't really do it for me. i miss those days.

haven't got the chance yet, but sure I would

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Op here, thanks for the stories, just made some oc. Not very special, sisters underwear.

Faped to my best friends feet shoes and socks and told her what i did months later

lol nice any more user

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and what did she say?

When I was a 15 y/o beta faggot I jerked off using my moms panties

how old is she?
Is she smelling good?

Mom's are the best. Soo sweet and musky.

how old is she?
Is she smelling good?

I was definitely one of the best faps I ever had, the thrill of getting caught made it better I guess

In my school watching porn on my teachers laptop. The rest of school was on some action and she left me there to finish some shit i diddnt do at home.

>girlfriend dumps me
>kicks me out of the apartment we share
>few weeks later finally lets me come by to pick up my stuff
>been too sad to jerk off the whole time
>come by when she's at work
>collect my shit
>grab bottle of face lotion she uses every day/brand new
>bust a giant nut into the bottle
>grab bottle of shampoo from shower
>bust a slightly smaller nut in that
>see pics of her and her new bf on FB few weeks later
>he's kissing her cheek
>stroking her hair
makes me feel better knowing shes rubbing my semen on her face and massaging it into her scalp ever morning and her boyfriends touching it too.
fuck that bitch

During class in 6th grade

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This. So many times.

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nice silky and bright red. i would have covered those things

you have my sword, user.

i did the same at my ex gf parent's house.

How did she react?

must be fun masturbating to her shoes and then see her use them

yeah its hot, crazy about her legs and feet

so she doesn't suspect anything?

nope not at all.. its also only on really rare occasions i get to do it too

in a classroom when i was 13-14 maybe
i sat in the back and a girl was leaning over infront of me, and she didnt stop, for like 10 minutes
i was faking reading a book i had placed on my crotch, i had one hand randomly turning pages and the other rubbing my dick as best i could.

>partying at friends cabin in canada
>older sisters there
>hot as fuck
>break into country club
>skinny-dipping ensues
>can't help but stare
>dick is diamonds
>she swims over, sees and smiles
>finish up/head home
>she's getting ready for bed when we get back
>comes out of bathroom, tells me it's my turn
>goes into her room and locks the door
>confused/horny
>friend heads to bed
>i go into the bathroom and find her panties on top of the toilet.
>sticky, obviously she'd masturbated into them
>i jerk off, sniffing them, sucking them dry
>bust a nut into them so hard my knees buckle
>leave them where i found them
>next day when i wake up she's eating breakfast
>another smile
>while my friends digging out some cereal, she pulls her pants down ever so slightly
>same pair from the bathroom the night before
only saw her once after that, years later at the local zoo where she apparently works. still jerk off to that memory occasionally

oh i had something similar!
i was on vacation with my family and we were staying at my moms friends house
Now the friend had a daughter that was about 14 years old, (i was 15-16 at the time) and when i was left alone, (without my phone) i found a picture of the daughter and her dress, rubbed that dress all over came in my hand though, didnt want to clean up

She must have known

At my university I was walking and had a huge erection. It was like 1am so I went behind this electrical building and jerked off right there and came on the wall.

>be me, 15 many years ago
>hanged out at buddies house all the time during summer
>buddy has two HOT older sisters, they were 17 and 19 at the time
and fucking blow my wad smelling their musky fucking pussy juices
>felt good man
>younger sister died in a freak car accident the following year

Dumped a load into my younger sisters thong

>was deployed with a buddy who's wife would send him sexy nudes on SD cards a few years back
>He left the camera he used in the office one time, I "borrowed" the SD card very quickly and copied it
>mfw later after shift got to look through 100 hot fucking pics of buddies 23 year old wife...FUuuuuuuck, felt good man

So, just to be clear here, how old is she?

i think i was very subtle, there was a guy sitting a couple of desks to my right, known to be very loud, he also noticed her bending over and made me look (like i didnt already know) but he had some concentration problems and the teacher made sure he worked (he didnt have a very good view anyway, being so far to the side and all)
I dont think she knew, didnt act weirdly after that or anything, if anything she felt embarresed when she realised her butt was almost in my face for so long

Wanked using my friend's lingerie from her bag.
Feelsgoodman

she is 15

I've nutted in the following countries/cities including the US:

Kuwait
Germany
Iraq
Afghanistan
Krygystan
Japan
Prague, C.R.
Rome, Italy
Canada
France

Got nude at midnight in large Park in Leicester City Centre, Jacked using my own spit. Did this last month.
The most fucked up thing I've done imo.
I was horny after a public thread on /gif/ and just had to. Excitement died down quickly and I realised I was maturation naked in a park behind a tree.
Disgusted with myself I put my clothes back on and went home. Didn't even nut.

Public stuff and exhibitionism has never been the same.

Probably at my uni library. I found an large underground room for storing books under the library. I stripped naked down there and had a fap.
I also did similar up in the main part of the library a couple times.

I tended to video or take pictures off it for my gf as she likes seeing it.

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is that a shitstain beneath the cum?

yes

Well, why not, try wincest Sup Forumsro

I got into my hot friend's flat, jacked off while laying in all a pile of all her underwear, went to her bathroom and came in her shampoo bottle. I did this a total of 4 times (one more in the shampoo and 2 in the body wash) over a 2 week period.

From youth
>Taking care of uncles dog while they vacate
>Always had a thing for his soon to be wife
>Sniff her clean undies
>Exciting for the first couple of days
>Realize I could be sniffing used
>Find in laundry room
>Prolly week old, stench was strong
>Panties hard enough to cut meat
>Bate withem up my nose
>Next day get great idea to cum on her pillow so it would be on her face next time she slept
>Last minute scare take the covers off
>Cum on pillow put covers on next day when spunk is hardened
>Finally find their sex toys
>Take the three dildos and 2 eggs
>Cum on each at seperate bating sessions
>Wipe remnants that are obvious
>Return sex toys in box, each soaked in my cum
>They get back notice nothing wrong
>Freak out every day that I might get her pregnant (I was 12 years old shut up)
Have bunch more

sad that she died, i shoudlve gone for the daughters panties instead of her dress (what was i thinking)
>be 14
>end of school day, stayed late
>only me and a friend and occasional teacher walking by
>about to leave, decide to have some 'fun'
>go through everyones locker because nobody had locks (weird)
>found a hot girls used bra, and just stare at it
>leave
>say to friend, i forgot a book, be right back
>go back to touch bra
>want to masturbate so bad
>decide not to
>regret

how old

Don't think we can't see that dora the explorer tag

those are the best kind of stains

>Go to Mormon family that are friends from Church.
>Daughter is pretty hot.
>Has 3 brothers that we always play video games with.
>Leave the video game room and walk into her room while she's not home.
>Her cat is sitting on her bed. And there are panties everywhere.
>Decide to steal one of her panties out of her dresser.
>Now that I think of it, I should have stolen one of the used panties, and not the fresh ones so that I could get the pheromones.
>Anyway, as I was stashing the panties, the cat started coming towards me. Almost like the cat knew I was doing something wrong.
>Either way... I drove home and fapped furiously into the panties.

One story of many.

church

>be teenager
>at best friends every day
>he has a sister one year younger
>PAWG
>so fine
>always checked if she was sleeping when i left
>if so, head to the basement on my way out
>grab fresh panties from laundry chute
>eventually i hear her mom say something about noticing missing panties
>she thinks it's stepdad
>start replacing new pair with pair i'd taken last time
>all good
>one night we leave, realize i 'forgot' my phone in his room
>he tells me to just go get it, he was heading to his gf's and i was heading home anyways
>know his sister isn't home, go straight to her room
>open dresser, grab a pair of panties and a bra
>hear sudden heavy breathing from her bed
>frozen/terrified
>realize someone is in her bed, still sleeping
>mfw i realize it's his mom
>problems with the stepdad
>drinking heavily to deal
>opportunity i can't pass up
>sneak up, slide sheets back carefully
>she was on her back, wearing a giant shirt that had rolled up
>no underwear
>full bush
>pull my dick out
>jerk off so fast and furious thought i'd get a copyright notice
>nut across the room
>glaze her legs and pussy
>realize what i'd done
>pull the sheets back up
>GTFO
didn't have a camera phone back then, one of my biggest regrets. oh and she ended up divorcing her husband, my buddy says it was because of the stolen panties.

ages of you and her?

yeah definitely, that's why it was so awesome.

I was like 23, she was 24 or 25.

She was freshly married, but still living at home.

>be me, around 17 or 18
>Go to visit uncle out of state
>He has a daughter (year younger than me) and a step-daughter (three or four years older than me), both of them are THICC
>Everyond goes out shopping one day, I decide to stay home and sleep, don't feel too good
>Wake up about noon, feeling better, everyone still gone
>PANTY RAID
>Steal like five pairs of panties from each of them, hide them away in the side pocket of my bag
>The next day we leave to go home
>Get home, unpack, hide panties in closet
>Fap like mad with them from time to time thinking about THICC cousin and step-cousin
>Never actually cum in them because I can't wash them without bringing up suspicion

That's about the best I have

When I served a dumbass (from another platoon) left his phone in the toilet. The reason was quite obvious, but we didn't expect to see a shitload of nudes of his GF. All the chaps in our platoon got some great wank off material, and a good laugh each time we saw that dude. No one ever told him about it.

Living the dream

in the kitchen with my mums used panties and bra, multiple times

Friends dads trailer. Spent the night. Slept in his sisters room who was not home for the weekend at least 8/10. Rummaged through her dirty laundry. Scored some silky dirty panties. Get butt nekkid fapping hard checking out all the bras and such. Decide fuck it put on panties and finish all over myself. Had to use tons a tp to clean up. What a nightmare but best ejacts I've had

TOP FUCKING KEK

sounds unbelievable actually, but i also have a best friend with a hot sister, havent gotten a chance to be alone in her room though

Fucking paedophile nigger GTFO