So honest describe your neighbour countries with first words that come to your mind
russia - idiots, poor, commies, cucks
lithuania - polish clay, wilno, matka boska ostrobramska, piłsudski
belarus - last real slavs
ukraine - pigs, poor, cucks, upa, bandera, wołyń
slovakia - nice people, mountains, similar language
czech republic - kofola, beer, czekolada studencka, szwejk, arrogant
germany - turks, hitler, cuckold, muslims, nazi, arrogant, robbers
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>similar language
Do you really think so? Understanding Polish is pretty difficult for me. I don't know if it's your accent, all those ść sounds or words with the same sound, but different meaning.
I can talk with Croats more easily.
i watched your tv few times and I understand something like 30%
Norway - rich, oil-shekelmasters.
Finland - neets, memelords.
Estonia - lazy fucks, too boring.
Latvia - poor, too boring.
Lithuania - idk what the hell is this.
Poland - Warsaw, cringe, attention whores.
Belarus - Lukashenko.
Ukraine - retarded pigs, drunk president, jew-turknazis.
Georgia - shashlik, watermelon sellers.
Azerbaijan - janitors, watermelon and fake clothing sellers.
Kazakhstan - Astana, gooks, good people.
Mongolia - Khanate, poor.
China - hard workers, gooks, capitalistic communism, Golden Shield.
North Korea - Best Korea, Kim Jong-un, communism, gulags.
You missed States and Nihongo
But that's water borders.
Canada: America Jr. Fags.
Mexico: Illegal immigrants, cartel, cheap vacations
Russia: Bizarro America
So what, it's still our neighbours.
What did he mean by this?
Portugal- Autistics as fuck, Bros, similar language
France - blacks, they lost a war against southener spanish peasants, cucks, arrogants as fuck, faggot language.
UK- Guiris, alcoholic nation, the jews of yurop
Morocco - Niggers, thieves, scum in general
Andorra - The jews of Iberia.
>Russland
SOYUZ NERUSHIMY RESPUBLIK SVOBODNYK, distant, alcohol, social problems, architecture
>Finland
Forests, distant, different, friendly, reserved, kinsmen
>Sverige
Industrious, stupid, arrogant, friendly, sing-songy, kinsmen
>Danmark
Really friendly, happy, likable, trustworthy, potatospeak, kinsmen
>alcoholic nation
you mean we treat your country like a pub?
>Netherlands
Big brother, happy merchants, friendly and direct yet little bit impolite to our liking
>Luxemburg
Little brother, cheap gas, banks, Alberto Barbosa
>France
Douce France, good food, socialism, taxes, tendency towards degeneracy
>Germany
effecient, stuck-up cucks, cars, beer and more autistic than us
>UK
other continent, strange habits, kind off toxic to us, alcoholic but bro's when you meet them, banter
You are always drunk. It doesnt matter the country, the english man is always drunk.
Poland: fanatics, dumb, brave
Slovakia: brothers, mountains
Germany: rich, stupid, role model
Austria: arrogant, balkan
>ukraine
no such country
Spain: nice outgoing people, siesta but not lazy
Italia: arrogant outgoing people, no siesta but lazy
Belgium: cool people who don't give a fuck, always fun
Germany: boring machines. No funny allowed
Luxembourg : literally French and germans
Switzerland : Green mountains and lakes. Also snow, chocolate and watches.
spain - troublemakers, good costumers
morroco - gypcies
Russia - alcoholics, subhumans, Putin
Belarus - Lukashenko, potatoes, good roads
Poland - Commonwealth, Volyn, butthurt
Slovakia - literally who, nice gun laws
Hungary - do we really border them
Romania - gypsies
Moldova - gypsies, Transnistria
Germany - our friendly leftist rival brother
Switzerland - arrogant, but I think they hate us slightly less than they hate everyone else
Italy - lazy people with good food
Slovenia - same culture as we have, but they think they are completely different and unique
Hungary - somehow similar, somehow different. Like a distant cousin that lives in another town
Slovakia - comfy little tax haven for rich Viennese
Czechs - rude cunts but I still like them
I'd like to add that Liechtenstein is not a real country.
Netherlands — cute, friendly, soft
>Finland
Moomin, Drunks, Sauna, hockey, a lot like Sweden in many ways like buildings, forests and culture.
>Norway
Beautiful nature, Swedes and Norwegians look very much a like and only different in some ways, brother nation, is very popular with Swedish teenage girls because of Skam and Marcus and Martinus.
>Denmark
Sibling rivalries, great food, great beer, lego, party country, pastry, best roads, bicycle
>Estonia
Mix between Finns, Russians, Swedes and Germans, Party nation, history together, nice people, great alcohol
>Latvia
a lot of Latvians in Sweden, nice people, baltic culture and language, different
Norway - Fjord
Finland - Autists
Estonia - Autists
Latvia - Autists
Lithuania - Autists
Poland - Subhumans
Belarus - Potato
Ukraine - Subhumans
Georgia - Kebab
Azerbaijan - Watermelon
Kazakhstan - Gooks
Mongolia - Gooks
China - Gooks
North Korea - Gooks
Paraguai - no taxes
Argentina - cold and cute
Venezuela - bastards
Italy - Italy
Croatia - Italy
Hungary - Russia
Austria - Germany
Ukraine - so called the eastern most region of Poland/the Commonwealth:
>Ukraina: U+kraina - U kresu krainy - U krańcu krainy Korony Królestwa Polskiego, Rzeczypospolitej Obojga Narodów.
>Ukraine: At+borderland - At the borderland of the Crown of the Kingdom of Poland, Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth.
Canada - cold, syrupy, nice people, beautiful nature
Mexico- beheadings, brown people, illegal immigration, top tier food, qt grils
Cuba - gommunism, qt grils, good food, cigars
Russia (muh bering strait)- cold, vodka, squatting, adidas, corruption, natural resources
>Ireland
Dumb terrorists
dumb and dumber
thats one of the reasons
Romania: boring
Serbia: retarded
Fyrom: retarded
Grease: love-hate relationship
Turkey: trouble and baklava
>Ireland
Butthurt, harmless, friendly
>Spain
Greasy, lazy, illegal fishing
>Cyprus
Ayia Napa
Both Korea:Jap's dog but they eat dog so they eat each other
China:the most hated country in the world but I have to say we need get along
Russia: a fucking white nigger
Australia:sea shepard
USA:master
>Slovenia
lol cute neighbor
>Syria
ISIS
>Lebanon
Hizballah
>Jordan
desert
>Egypt
Mad autistic people
>Cyprus
cute :3
Belgium - patatten, amai, awel, kuisen, samson en gert
Germany - weird accent, beer, krautrock, bratwurst
Russia - Oчeнь милo
And a leaf..
The best I can do is:
>New Zealand
Banter buddies, pratically 7th state except with Maoris, sports rivalries
>PNG
Cannibals, Stretchered Australian soldiers in WWII, Pretty based when you get to know them, particularly because they have to border...
>Indonesia
Literal worst neighbours. There are no two nations that are so close than Australia and Indonesia and yet are so different ethnically, culturally and politically. Butthurt at everything, fucking Muslims and are really rude. The nice people are those from Bali, and that is only because they are Hindu. Unfortunately they have to deal with the subhuman trash of Australian tourists looking to get wasted.
>Singapore
Pretty based considering their neighbours. Former British colony, very authoritarian for a democracy, financial hub, nice people
All our neighbours are bigger and more well-known than us. Despite that, we're surprisingly inward-looking nation.
except 90% of Americans think Czechoslovakia is still a thing.
You can piggyback of our fame still.
Land borders :
>Spain
Lazy Paella
>Italy
Arrogant Pasta
>Germany
Boring Beer
>Belgium
Fun beer
>Switzerland
Watch
>Luxembourg
French
>Monaco
Rich
>Andorra
We're prince of this shit
>Brazil
Bunda
>Suriname
Jungle
>Netherlands
Whores
Maritime Borders:
>UK
Perfidious
>Australia
Desert
>Québec
Not Canada
>Comores
Blacks in arab league
>Fidji
Overpriced bottle water
>New Zeland
All Blacks
>Mozambique
Niggers
>Venezuela
Coke
>Barbados
Rihanna
>Maurice
Holidays
Too lazy to continue
I wouldn't mind, but we still have a lot of nationalists who would.
I don't see what would we gain from reunification except for better brand recognition. It's not gonna happen.
FYROM - have a claim on them; Memedonia....
Serbia - have a claim on them; backstabers, great grilled food, last real Orthodox;
Romania - have a claim on them; backstabers, wages are rising way too fast, something fishy is going on there;
Greece - have a claim on them; backstabers, great music, history, cuisine, prefered summer resort(but that's our clay anyway)
Turkey - have a claim on them; muslim.
referendum for reunification is not gonna happen, but if it did I think it would pass.
all the old people (the only people who actually go vote) still have sentiments for Csr and all the young people who support it would go too.. And those who dont care would just not go as usual.
If referendum was called up I think there is like 80% chance for it to pass.
>robbers
Well, we think the same of you.
>Germany
best tourists (aside from those who visit Prague), beer brothers, cucked, high quality cheese and meat, arrogant
...
>Czech Rep
most German slavs, former HRE brothers
No chance it passes here
>slovaks runing their own country
yet again
>Peru
Pretty much Ecuador without Galapagos islands
>Colombia
Pretty much Ecuador without Galapagos islands
>Japan: English teacher
Belgium: little brother, beautiful cities (in Flanders), patattekes, walloons
Germany: big brother, good beer, god tier landscape and history, more autistic than nl, """"wir schaffen das""""
France: god tier landscape, cute girls, totally fucked by immigrants
>France
arrogant, baguette, wine, can't speak English for shit, next caliphate
>Switzerland
rich (nazi gold hoarders), xenophobic, anti-EU, real democracy, unintelligible (their German language)
>Austria
Germans in denial, catholic, Hitler's birthplace, turk-haters, mountains
>Czech
old homeland (my family hails from Eger/Cheb), beer, forests, atheism, god-tier capital
>Poland
car-stealers, plumbers, hard-working, lots of stolen clay, catholic
>Denmark
Legoland, vikings, eurosceptics, islands, German minority
>Netherlands
weed, good knowledge of German, the apocalyptic wasteland that is Randstad, Geert Wilders, can't play football
>Belgium
Eu bureaucrats, not a real country, islamists, disgusting beer, stolen clay
>Luxembourg
Germans in denial who pretend they are French, tax haven, more foreigners than actual inhabitants, Juncker is from there, can't think of a fifth thing
Belgium - terror,cucks
Germany-cuckold,rape,Muslim,merkel
>atheism, god-tier capital
really makes me think
>Eger/Cheb
Come home Egerlander. In your family house now gypsies reside, gypsies that are in need of some säuberen.
>ukraine - pigs
whats this meme about?
difference is that we steal cars you steal everything
Last time I remember it was a Polish truck stolen in Germany, not the other way round.
>Come home Egerlander. In your family house now gypsies reside, gypsies that are in need of some säuberen.
Funny that you say that. My grandma used to tell me how the people who came to take over her house were gypsies.
Her birthplace was Hazlov/Haslau if I remember correctly.
Hazlov thats like super near border.
Well ye when the Germans "left" we repopulated the nice old German houses with whatever we could find (after all 3 mil. of you left)
Slovak gypsies sounded like a real good choice for commies. (If you take a look on any statistics map you will see that the worst regions of Czech. rep. are West and North-West.. Guess where the Gyppos went)
>Croatia: Evil brother.
>Bosnia: Traitors.
>Crna Gora: Brothers, our clay, some of them think that they're a seperate nation
>Albania: Backwards, enemies, vermin.
>Macedonia: Friends, make good food, gib Ohrid pls
>Bulgaria: Loud, mean, pretty based.
>Romania: Good lads, gypsy problem, nice mountains.
>Hungary: Hungarians in Serbia are bros, Hungarian Hungarians are cunts, somewhat strange, have a suicide problem.
Yeah man, I think it's a shame. We were so culturally close and Hitler had to fuck it all up. I think some day I'll visit my grandparents' birthplaces and Prague.
HRE bros for life.
UK - Foreign, anti-eu, meddling
France - Cultured, muslim, should stop playing second fiddle to germany and lead the eu.
>be pole
>steal car from german
>"hey pole why u steal car"
>"no u"
this tbqh
you need at least 50 % of all voters to attend referedum to be valid and that's not gonna happen
Napoleon and Hitler fucked it up together.
It all started in earlier - in the 19th century.
People cared more about their class and religion, spoke multiple languages etc. And then nationalism destroyed the Habsburg monarchy.
spain - loud, obnoxious, always trying to fuck us over, always up to no good, richer, more developed. also keep forgetting galicia is there for some reason despite the fact that they're supposedly our only brothers in this world
>tfw no comfy decrepit and corrupt multicultural monarchy
Popular support for common state is falling as the old generation dies off. No political party in either country is in favour of it and there is also no significant grassroots movement for reunification. We're gradually growing apart as more young people can't understand the language of the other nation.
If there had been a referendum in 1992, majority would've voted against separation. If there were a referendum for reunification today, it wouldn't succeed.
Sure, it was decrepit and political class was elitist, but I think that nation states that followed it were more corrupt.
Nepotism, politcal nominations are easier in smaller and less established countries.
>We're gradually growing apart as more young people can't understand the language of the other nation.
Říká Slovák. Vždyť vy horský kurvy umíte mnohdy líp česky než já.
france-obnoxious, smelly, arrogant cunts
switzerland-stuck-up mountainiggers
austria-GET THE FUCK OUT REEEE
croatia-pretty good desu senpai
you should Czechify your language then
>Russia
Fucking cunts, i hope they all die. A russian can only bring misery upon everything it touches or resides next to. If there was an option where we could just tow our country away to the Atlantic with some boats, just to get away from these assholes, we would have already done that. Fucking cancer of a country.
>Finland
cool big bro, buys our booze and took in our idiot redneck construction workers
>Latvia
Nice people, beer is much cheaper than over here, Latvian tourists are always super friendly.
>Sweden
Common history, Tallink ferry party cruises, polite people
>Portugal
lil' bro
>UK
Objectively great country
>France
Their language is cool
>Morocco
Slightly more civilised than Andalusia
Croatia - mediocre
Serbia - not right in the head
Montenegro - who?
>Panama
Basically us with a bridge
>Ecuador
Lil bro, more injun and with added islands
>Venezuela
Commie evil twin
based franciszek józef
finland: sauna, cold, latent maniacs
baltics: sprats, slowpokes, nazis
belarus: lukashenko's potato mines
ukraine: lard, wannabe gayropeans, heil bandera
georgia: tomato sellers, big noses, wine
azerbaijan: tomato sellers, islam, karabah-barabah
kazakhstan: deserts and narrow-eyed people
china: overpopulated, cheap shitty stuff, stronk
mongolia: it actually exists wtf
north korea: communism, based Kim Jong-something, concentration camps
japan: anime, perverts, gooks
usa: nice, but silly and obese people
>Germany : angry, cucked, obedient, working
>Switzerland : OCTANTE ET NONANTE MDR, smug assholes
>Italy : smug, arrogant, nostlagic
>Spain : quiet, nostalgic, also angry
>Belgium : fibber
>Britain : hateful, arrogant, smart, smug, drunk, agressive, rude
>Russia
Bordering on third world, corrupt, aggressive, nice architecture sometimes
>Finland
Cold, hilarious autists, angry drunks, spiritual brothers
>Sweden
Industrious, relevant, smug, naively progressive
>Iceland
Historical, nice language, englands nightmare
>Denmark
Pigfucking cretins, happy drunks, could have been as relevant as Sweden if they made lego recognizably danish
If all your neighbours are shit, maybe you are the one who is shit
US - SHART IN THE MART
Greenland - Why does it exist?
Saint Pierre and Miquelon - Why does it exist?
>Belgium
inferior to us
>Germany
inferior to us
>Scandicucks
inferior to us
I'm sorry, can you not read?
100>95.
albania:thieves, murderers
fyrom:they're ok, mentally disturbed
bulgaria:mafia, gypsies, cheap pretty whores
turkey: a clusterfuck of muslim shit, genocides, destroyed the Parthenon.
Chile - mestizos, uneducated, lefties, bad at football
Bolivia - disgusting, black, bolivian
Paraguay - okay, too many immigrants though
Brazil - mixed feelings, crappy language, rude, secretly India
Uruguay - lefties, dude weed lmao, argentine clay
If you get exposed to it it is not that hard. Polish is more similiar in words, but has weird pronounciation. I suspect our Easterners understand it the best.
France > More advanced, richer.
Andorra > Money laundering, ski, cheap electronics.
Portugal > Bro's, melancholic but friendly.
Gibraltar > Andalusians who think they're British. Jews. (I have a much better opinion of the rest of the UK).
Morocco > Poorer, traditional society, hashish.
albania failed state
fake macedonia failed state
bulgaria slavic africa
turkey failed state
You were the one posting it in /v4/ years a few days ago? I linked the actual study, and it is 25 percent of young Czechs understanding Slovak perfectly, most of the rest said they understand it with little problems, only 1 percent of Czechs said they cannot understand it at all. As someone who talks to young Czech people often, this is bullshit clickbait article. Yeah, they cannot understand Slovak, that is why Gogo is the most popular "Czech" youtuber.
Already happened. We use at least here in west Slovakia a shittton of Czech words without realizing it.
>You were the one posting it in /v4/ years a few days ago?
no
Are you greek?
are you stupid?
reply with yes and fuck off
And it is not like a person who understands the other language imperfectly cannot learn to understand it perfectly by just watching random youtube videos once in a week. I suspect a random Czech peasant from the 18th century would do far worse with Slovak than any modern Czech youth. A Vojvodina Slovak posted in /slav/ some time ago and said he talked to some Czech students in a train and they understood him perfectly, but he had to ask them to slow down, Vojvodina Slovaks had no contact with Czech, ever. Yet they were able to talk quite easily just by asking one to speak a little slower. I would say he understand Czech quite well considering he speaks a 300 year old Slovak dialect in a community completely isolated from Czech media.
I asked some Czech friends how well they understood Slovak when they heard it for the first time as kids and they said around 80 percent. That is the baseline intelligibility I think and the remaining 20 percent are easily achieved by exposure.
Greece: Spineless
Bulgaria: Stupid
Georgia: Irrelevant
Armenia: Butthurt
Azerbaijan: Funny
Cyprus: Half-vassal
Syria: Chaos
Iraq: Chaos
Iran: Rival
