Oh shit it's Faggot Frank! He needs your help to escape Sup Forums!
All he has is a picture of a dick, a noose, a table, and a jar of mayonnaise!
Dubs decides
Oh shit it's Faggot Frank! He needs your help to escape Sup Forums!
All he has is a picture of a dick, a noose, a table, and a jar of mayonnaise!
Dubs decides
break leg of table, cover it with mayonaisse, put it up ass. Success.
kill urself
Use mayonnaise as fleshlight while hanging from the noose
Frank hangs himself, it's the only true escape.
roll
take off the picture of the dick to reveal whats behind it
reroll
He drinks the mayonez like true slav and simply wills himself out of room with mayonez slavic power.
cheeki breeki
rerolle
rollllll
rolling
this, it seems like theres something behind
keep rolling
He Uses the Mayo as lube and masturbates to picture of penis.
Dick in mayonnaise, it's only natural
this is the only true answer
and squats on table
Dubs get!
winrar op lets go
hang yourself
Use mayo to make the rope good and slippery above the knot, so noturningback.avi
Stand on table, noose around neck, go for record height in the leap off and pray midair for a sharp snap to break neck for a faster exit.
Frank dips his dong in the mayo, it's only natural.
eat mayo for nutrients, fap to dick pic like the fag you are, fill jar with cum. take off noose from ceiling and take it, take apart table and take it.
take off dick picture and take it,
you are now a nigger robbing a house
Frank hangs dick from noose
you can use the table to take off dick pic and noose before you take it apart
Rolling for this
Tighten noose around dick.
rolllllllll
roll for this
climb table and remove noose
Roll
reroll?
rereroll
Roll for this
Take the painting off the wall and shove it up his faggot ass
reroll agai
once more
Frank takes shit and fingerpaints his dad.
roll
...
his dad on the walls obviously
winrar
Discover the Macguffin in the mayo
Feeling homesick, and a little queasy, FF decides to pay a quick homage to his pops, Fucking Turtle Johnson. Luv ya, dad.
that is really fucking specific
ima roll
...
rollan
Eats his own shit
Dick in noose.
Faggot frank promises to never remove dick picture from wall because he loves it so much, it is now magically bound forever to wall.
Reroll
TOO LATE FAGGOT
WINRAR
re rawlll
I got him to paint on the wall with poop, the fuck did u do nigga? I just increased the value of his trap house.
Curious, FF takes of the Dick Pic and finds a perfectly circular hole, just slightly smaller than the girth of his ding dong.
reroll
Insert middle finger in perfectly circular hole
use mayo ase lube and stick in hole
or use table to see in hole.
LICK THE FUCKING GLORYHOLE
Puts shit in the hole
Piss with the strength of a fire hydrant through the hole, causing whatever is on the other side to explode
Frank makes an identical hole on the tip of the penis painting and fucks it. As he ejaculates on it he realizes that his cum is revealing a secret image on the painting
...
insert mayo- and shit-covered dick into gloryhole by standing on table
Reroll
Can I trade the mayo for some pickles?
An hero
Noice
Have him wrap his lips on the hole and suck.
WINRAR
Winzip
Fuck yeah, feels just like family nights! Wait, what is this on the painting?
Frank flips the table and finds a keypad
use hocus pocus to change the jar of mayo into a starfish like the reverse of that spongebob episode
Frank hangs himself
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fuck about time
doitfaggot.png
Push table over to hole in wall, climb on table shove dick in hole
reroll
Re
This
rollin
Frank eats his mayo and in it he finds a remote keypad that when a code is entered it removes the roof.
And he just found the combination
Again
Frank ties the noose around his cock and uses it Tarzan-style to swing up to the hole and peer in it. What's in there, OP?
Get
Winrar
Frank memorized the number just before the painting started burning. It then caught the table on fire
frank sticks his dick in the noose to masturbate himself
WINZIP
Frank escapes.
Swinging up to the hole, he sees a tiny keypad inside!
Pushes table to hole
Climbs on top of table
Sticks dick in hole
Types in 2274
Now check the sudden hole that's been made in the painting for whatever reason.
roll
wtf is that OP
type in the code
Rerol
Frank sees a bunch of neckbeard deciding his fate. In retaliation he punches the wall, which opens a hatch and a number pad
refer to this