Oh shit it's Faggot Frank! He needs your help to escape Sup Forums!

Oh shit it's Faggot Frank! He needs your help to escape Sup Forums!

All he has is a picture of a dick, a noose, a table, and a jar of mayonnaise!

Dubs decides

break leg of table, cover it with mayonaisse, put it up ass. Success.

kill urself

Use mayonnaise as fleshlight while hanging from the noose

Frank hangs himself, it's the only true escape.

roll

take off the picture of the dick to reveal whats behind it

reroll

He drinks the mayonez like true slav and simply wills himself out of room with mayonez slavic power.

cheeki breeki

rerolle

rollllll

rolling

this, it seems like theres something behind

keep rolling

He Uses the Mayo as lube and masturbates to picture of penis.

Dick in mayonnaise, it's only natural

this is the only true answer

and squats on table

Dubs get!

winrar op lets go

hang yourself

Use mayo to make the rope good and slippery above the knot, so noturningback.avi
Stand on table, noose around neck, go for record height in the leap off and pray midair for a sharp snap to break neck for a faster exit.

Frank dips his dong in the mayo, it's only natural.

eat mayo for nutrients, fap to dick pic like the fag you are, fill jar with cum. take off noose from ceiling and take it, take apart table and take it.
take off dick picture and take it,
you are now a nigger robbing a house

Frank hangs dick from noose

you can use the table to take off dick pic and noose before you take it apart

Rolling for this

Tighten noose around dick.

rolllllllll

roll for this

climb table and remove noose

Roll

reroll?

rereroll

Roll for this

Take the painting off the wall and shove it up his faggot ass

reroll agai

once more

Frank takes shit and fingerpaints his dad.

roll

...

his dad on the walls obviously

winrar

Discover the Macguffin in the mayo

Feeling homesick, and a little queasy, FF decides to pay a quick homage to his pops, Fucking Turtle Johnson. Luv ya, dad.

that is really fucking specific
ima roll

...

rollan

Eats his own shit

Dick in noose.

Faggot frank promises to never remove dick picture from wall because he loves it so much, it is now magically bound forever to wall.

Reroll

TOO LATE FAGGOT

WINRAR

re rawlll

I got him to paint on the wall with poop, the fuck did u do nigga? I just increased the value of his trap house.

Curious, FF takes of the Dick Pic and finds a perfectly circular hole, just slightly smaller than the girth of his ding dong.

reroll

Insert middle finger in perfectly circular hole

use mayo ase lube and stick in hole
or use table to see in hole.

LICK THE FUCKING GLORYHOLE

Puts shit in the hole

Piss with the strength of a fire hydrant through the hole, causing whatever is on the other side to explode

Frank makes an identical hole on the tip of the penis painting and fucks it. As he ejaculates on it he realizes that his cum is revealing a secret image on the painting

...

insert mayo- and shit-covered dick into gloryhole by standing on table

Reroll

Can I trade the mayo for some pickles?

An hero

Noice

Have him wrap his lips on the hole and suck.

WINRAR

Winzip

Fuck yeah, feels just like family nights! Wait, what is this on the painting?

Frank flips the table and finds a keypad

use hocus pocus to change the jar of mayo into a starfish like the reverse of that spongebob episode

Frank hangs himself
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fuck about time
doitfaggot.png

Push table over to hole in wall, climb on table shove dick in hole

reroll

Re

This

rollin

Frank eats his mayo and in it he finds a remote keypad that when a code is entered it removes the roof.
And he just found the combination

Again

Frank ties the noose around his cock and uses it Tarzan-style to swing up to the hole and peer in it. What's in there, OP?

Get

Winrar

Frank memorized the number just before the painting started burning. It then caught the table on fire

frank sticks his dick in the noose to masturbate himself

WINZIP

Frank escapes.

Swinging up to the hole, he sees a tiny keypad inside!

Pushes table to hole
Climbs on top of table
Sticks dick in hole
Types in 2274

Now check the sudden hole that's been made in the painting for whatever reason.

roll
wtf is that OP

type in the code

Rerol

Frank sees a bunch of neckbeard deciding his fate. In retaliation he punches the wall, which opens a hatch and a number pad

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