I AM NEVER GETTING MARRIED

>I AM NEVER GETTING MARRIED

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>I WOULD NEVER SEXUALLY ABUSE MY CHILDREN

>I AM NEVER GETTING DRAFTED
>it ain't me starts playing

>I AM NEVER PAYING ALIMONY

>not knowing the title of Fortunate Son

SOME FOLKS ARE BOAHN

>I WILL NEVER SNATCH EVERY MOTHERFUCKER BIRTHDAY

SEX CALLERS AHEAD OF US JIMMY

>getting the title this wrong
get a load of this pleb
youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo

>i'm never letting go
>begins to bald and pay alimony in a dumpy apartment

OI VEY YOU'RE NOT HELPING

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortunate_Son

shave your neckbeard

>i'm never letting go
>wife and kids run off with tyrone

YOU'RE FUCKING A WHITE MALE

>Trusing Wikipedia
Good goy.

0/10

go back to lelddit neckbeard atheist

>I'm never letting go
>SCREEEEEEEECH

Someone shoot this piece of shit.

Its a meme fucktard.

IT'S A DIP YOU MEME

drop dead

NOW YOUR CHILD CAN CISIT STEAMY JINGLES

>I Will Never GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN

The wife in this commercial is super hot

>I am NEVER getting cucked

>smash cut to him holding a brown baby

this

*rhythmic slapping*

Summer fag T.B.H. F.A.M.

> I am never watching Ghostbusters in theaters

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