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first for /nederdraad/

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Just had a chip butty

when will it end

deustchland uber alles

Would honestly prefer Zuckerburg over any other democrat

NEED to breed and convert ana kasparian

Any attempt for subjective meaning is just an illusion. Life is just a battle for survival. Humans have constructed so many means to make life easier and more comfortable, and yet they can't erradicate suffering from the world. Even in the most wealthy lives there is melancholy. Life is devoid of any meaning. Our bodies are decaying since birth, and yet we need to eat, clean ourselves and even breath just to escape from the inevitable death. To me, it's just the genes battling for survival, and we illude ourselves with the things that give us temporary pleasure.

lads on tour to seville

wont be reading a word of this

he can't be worse than the options america had for the election just gone tbqh

what would happen if you yelled the queen is a shite in public?

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someone explain the point of this

Only when you explain the point of this to me first

Pretty sure no one would give a damn

guess again

did an exam and had to write about forging
kept thinking how my bum is like a closed die forge and my poo is like a metal billet

you'd get some sideways glances and mild tutting

...

2 minutes without a post

Disgraceful

people would just assume you were drunk or a mental and avoid walking near you

sorry m8 i'm researching indie nightclubs in sevilla

might do a wank

then again, life is pointless

There are nightclub chains? Where?

Have an earache lads

Interesting
*notes on his evaluation form that user is still in his anal phase of development*

think I missing the gene that makes people able to spend hours studying a painting or days poring over a novel lads

what if i offended your mum in public?

what? I mean nightclubs that play indie rock music

but anyway there are nightclubs chains that exist like tiger

>tfw fordyce spots on my penis
aaaaaaa

you'd get these hands my friend

have them too

gf still gives me the succ

i have these too :(

everyone has them you spackers

What are they?

If you edge yourself well enough the world doesn't matter for quite a while

No they don't la, or at least not to this extent

little raised lumps that resemble brucie's chin hence the name

I don't

yes everyone does have them
I only have them on the underside of my willy though

I don't

noticeable glands you get on your willy

you can get them on your lips too

a lot of people have them

Would put my cock in each of you

>resemble brucie's chin
caterwauling

I don't

Bit gay

do australians even know who brucie is

Dress it up all you like. I know what was claimed about you on a public forum. You never denied it, in fact the accusation put you back in your box, after screaming and shouting about your memoirs.

If you think I would ever let people call me a child abusing wife beater go, even after 50 years you have no comprehension of my character. The man who allowed this happen, and still does from various time to time when I'm accused of being on there, is the same as the one who cast you as a thief. You are free to forgive him for being truthful about you. I won't when it's about me and my family.

Cancer is too good for the cunt

think i have some on my nuts
not on my peepee tho

how big are ya'll peepees?

I have a cafe au lait birthmark on my penis

fortunately it's near the base so if my pubes are long most people don't notice

that's only because you don't have room on your tiny willy

Why does Britain suck so much at the winter Olympics? The Netherlands is a small country with no mountains and similar weather and yet they are way ahead of Britain.

20mg amphetamine sulphate straight up the shitpipe

today, revision will be done

seen some episodes of strictly 2bh
he's mentioned in jokes by some comedians I watch quite a bit as well

6.5 inches reporting
Quite happy with my willy

I don't speak american

Just did a poo

6 inches

6.5 if I'm really aroused

missed this gimmick

it would be better if there were nothing, and all pleasure reduces to pain but even so it's not likely you're going to kill yourself so might as well have a fair crack

...

my willy is pretty in a girl next door sort of way

crushed up and snorted some caffeine tablets and it didnt achieve anything but my nose hurts

14cm x 14cm
hmm

7.786"

Just pooed in work

Impressive

it's a fools errand

does give you a buzz for about 5 minutes in a grotty way

stick to the cocaine 2bh
6'4" and built like a brick shithouse m8

caffeine is absolute runt fodder

amphetamine does what normies think caffeine does

which one is you?

No one watches the winter Olympics here

amphetamine is bad for you though

why did the police assassinate a fella just driving around?

don't actually know the exact dimensions of my willy

for the kicks and giggles

brexit-induced islamophobia most likely

this is me

got bruce forsythe spots on my cock

NOT nice to see you, to see you nice

Because he was Dutch

Deserved it desu

Captcha: metal calle

>Edward Lee Victor Howard (27 October 1951 – 12 July 2002) was a CIA case officer who defected to the Soviet Union.
>Howard died on July 12, 2002, at his Russian dacha, reportedly from a broken neck after a fall in his home
ah yes
don't have high hopes for snowdens future 2bh

you caught my attention
what happened

because he was a paki cunt

depends on how horny/aroused I am

erect length can vary from 5 inches all the way up to 7 inches on a good day
girth also varies, 5.5 to 6.5 inches

Depends. 7.5' bone press length but measuring normally its like 7'.

Doesn't matter, no girl has ever seen it.

good post

I didn't win the men's 500m :'(

Captcha: moran calle

>imperial
>'american'

going to heem you in a minute jan

err what's going on in that pic?

Metric is the future grandad, get with it or shove off this mortal coil

>that girl screaming for Caitlyn afterwords

Guess that was her name and that was her mum or something? Jesus

>bone press
lls

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>chicken nonce reviews place
>bunch of dindunuffins go rob the place a few weeks after

ah yes pottery

nose hair trimmer still hasn't arrived, I ordered it about 2 weeks ago

WEE

THE POOTHERN POOERS

the paki from bradford? he was just a scummy criminal
also it's his own fault he got shot

not particularly - remember it's an ADHD treatment given to school kids and they can safely take it every day for decades

today is my 18th birthday :0)

not impressed with the quality of aussie posts these days

>>Howard died on July 12, 2002, at his Russian dacha, reportedly from a broken neck after a fall in his home
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
tbf though snowden is more public and more liked. Think there would be very few americans who would protest the killing of a soviet spy

>lls
???