Kitty edition
/brit/
first for /nederdraad/
Just had a chip butty
when will it end
deustchland uber alles
Would honestly prefer Zuckerburg over any other democrat
NEED to breed and convert ana kasparian
Any attempt for subjective meaning is just an illusion. Life is just a battle for survival. Humans have constructed so many means to make life easier and more comfortable, and yet they can't erradicate suffering from the world. Even in the most wealthy lives there is melancholy. Life is devoid of any meaning. Our bodies are decaying since birth, and yet we need to eat, clean ourselves and even breath just to escape from the inevitable death. To me, it's just the genes battling for survival, and we illude ourselves with the things that give us temporary pleasure.
lads on tour to seville
wont be reading a word of this
he can't be worse than the options america had for the election just gone tbqh
what would happen if you yelled the queen is a shite in public?
youtube.com
someone explain the point of this
Only when you explain the point of this to me first
Pretty sure no one would give a damn
guess again
did an exam and had to write about forging
kept thinking how my bum is like a closed die forge and my poo is like a metal billet
you'd get some sideways glances and mild tutting
...
2 minutes without a post
Disgraceful
people would just assume you were drunk or a mental and avoid walking near you
sorry m8 i'm researching indie nightclubs in sevilla
might do a wank
then again, life is pointless
There are nightclub chains? Where?
Have an earache lads
Interesting
*notes on his evaluation form that user is still in his anal phase of development*
think I missing the gene that makes people able to spend hours studying a painting or days poring over a novel lads
what if i offended your mum in public?
what? I mean nightclubs that play indie rock music
but anyway there are nightclubs chains that exist like tiger
>tfw fordyce spots on my penis
aaaaaaa
you'd get these hands my friend
have them too
gf still gives me the succ
i have these too :(
everyone has them you spackers
What are they?
If you edge yourself well enough the world doesn't matter for quite a while
No they don't la, or at least not to this extent
little raised lumps that resemble brucie's chin hence the name
I don't
yes everyone does have them
I only have them on the underside of my willy though
I don't
noticeable glands you get on your willy
you can get them on your lips too
a lot of people have them
Would put my cock in each of you
>resemble brucie's chin
caterwauling
I don't
Bit gay
do australians even know who brucie is
Dress it up all you like. I know what was claimed about you on a public forum. You never denied it, in fact the accusation put you back in your box, after screaming and shouting about your memoirs.
If you think I would ever let people call me a child abusing wife beater go, even after 50 years you have no comprehension of my character. The man who allowed this happen, and still does from various time to time when I'm accused of being on there, is the same as the one who cast you as a thief. You are free to forgive him for being truthful about you. I won't when it's about me and my family.
Cancer is too good for the cunt
think i have some on my nuts
not on my peepee tho
how big are ya'll peepees?
I have a cafe au lait birthmark on my penis
fortunately it's near the base so if my pubes are long most people don't notice
that's only because you don't have room on your tiny willy
Why does Britain suck so much at the winter Olympics? The Netherlands is a small country with no mountains and similar weather and yet they are way ahead of Britain.
20mg amphetamine sulphate straight up the shitpipe
today, revision will be done
seen some episodes of strictly 2bh
he's mentioned in jokes by some comedians I watch quite a bit as well
6.5 inches reporting
Quite happy with my willy
I don't speak american
Just did a poo
6 inches
6.5 if I'm really aroused
missed this gimmick
it would be better if there were nothing, and all pleasure reduces to pain but even so it's not likely you're going to kill yourself so might as well have a fair crack
...
my willy is pretty in a girl next door sort of way
crushed up and snorted some caffeine tablets and it didnt achieve anything but my nose hurts
14cm x 14cm
hmm
7.786"
Just pooed in work
Impressive
it's a fools errand
does give you a buzz for about 5 minutes in a grotty way
stick to the cocaine 2bh
6'4" and built like a brick shithouse m8
caffeine is absolute runt fodder
amphetamine does what normies think caffeine does
which one is you?
No one watches the winter Olympics here
amphetamine is bad for you though
why did the police assassinate a fella just driving around?
don't actually know the exact dimensions of my willy
for the kicks and giggles
brexit-induced islamophobia most likely
this is me
got bruce forsythe spots on my cock
NOT nice to see you, to see you nice
Because he was Dutch
Deserved it desu
Captcha: metal calle
>Edward Lee Victor Howard (27 October 1951 – 12 July 2002) was a CIA case officer who defected to the Soviet Union.
>Howard died on July 12, 2002, at his Russian dacha, reportedly from a broken neck after a fall in his home
ah yes
don't have high hopes for snowdens future 2bh
you caught my attention
what happened
because he was a paki cunt
depends on how horny/aroused I am
erect length can vary from 5 inches all the way up to 7 inches on a good day
girth also varies, 5.5 to 6.5 inches
Depends. 7.5' bone press length but measuring normally its like 7'.
Doesn't matter, no girl has ever seen it.
good post
I didn't win the men's 500m :'(
Captcha: moran calle
>imperial
>'american'
going to heem you in a minute jan
err what's going on in that pic?
Metric is the future grandad, get with it or shove off this mortal coil
>that girl screaming for Caitlyn afterwords
Guess that was her name and that was her mum or something? Jesus
>bone press
lls
>chicken nonce reviews place
>bunch of dindunuffins go rob the place a few weeks after
ah yes pottery
nose hair trimmer still hasn't arrived, I ordered it about 2 weeks ago
WEE
THE POOTHERN POOERS
the paki from bradford? he was just a scummy criminal
also it's his own fault he got shot
not particularly - remember it's an ADHD treatment given to school kids and they can safely take it every day for decades
today is my 18th birthday :0)
not impressed with the quality of aussie posts these days
>>Howard died on July 12, 2002, at his Russian dacha, reportedly from a broken neck after a fall in his home
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
tbf though snowden is more public and more liked. Think there would be very few americans who would protest the killing of a soviet spy
>lls
???