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/metal/ general: USPM edition

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hooks > riffs

harmonies > riffs

ass > tits

t. monkey

>tfw have red ass

Admit it, the only thing wrong with this album is the stupid font used for the title.

truth

post osdm meme faces

>not sniffing ass to determine a mate
We are primates after all

tits are just cheap copies of asses

I never heard od a band called /X/ FLATES

yes.
yes.
yes.

You have to go back

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>tfw unironically enjoy Reroute

its summer-like vibe is really comforting

what happened with their mascot Jester?

It looks so lame now

Jester transitioned into Owl-boy for a bit, now they just don't have a mascot

Does any melodeath band except IF and Bodom even have a mascot?

They are most common in heavy and thrash metal

noice

why did none of you talk about it during nbbmn?

This album is fucking amazing. Great way to end the year.

>tfw miss nbbmn real bad

thats a complete joke

Shitty gimmick algum

hurr durr

In Memes

Lunar Kek
Subhuman
The Memester Race
Whore Uncle
Colon
Gayman
Reroute to Rememe
Soundtrack to Your Ass Rape
Cum Rarity
A Sense of Ruse
Sounds of an user Shitposting
Semen Charms
Kekkles

wew lad

Q: How long does In Flames need to borrow your lawn mower?

A: Only for the week.

More like Jester Stormblad, amirite?

Stop listening to nigger metal

Well you could say that his music legacy is
In Flames

heyooo

>that look in his eyes

dang

i like him more when he did full-blown pop metal than when he did watered-down death but neither of those periods are as good as the IT crowd desu

JUST

is there any black metal with math-y elements that isn't shit? I don't mind it being mediocre, anything really

But all metal is nigger metal

Without this boss ass nigga, there'd be no metal

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Brand new Zao is kinda kicking my ass

youtube.com/watch?v=0Z8IvWHoiyc

Shit's fire, listen to this fags

I miss djentposting

Please tell me i dont know shit about him

WE

Go to bed djentshareguy

WUZ

I miss Fear Factory posting

Dem riffs
youtube.com/watch?v=2Py37G9qsfY

>Love Music, Hate Racism

>love racism, hate music

KVLT

I miss dmshareguy

Is it ok to still enjoy listening to Korn on 2016 ?

I'm asking for a friend

What is the most meme genre of metal and why is it Death 'n' Roll?

Only if he's a post-ironic contrarian

djent, prove me wrong(pro tip: u cant)

Slam, obviously it's slam.

Djent 'n' Slam

This is a scientific fact

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Slent

DJAM

glam djent

Slendjened bossa nova when?

gljam (it also includes slam)

blackened djlam

power gljam

snek

Butt Gljam

retro glam slam

neo classical slam

>ITT: meme loving fucks

Sub genres were a mistake

M A S S I V E R I F F S
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>giving spammers attention instead of just reporting it

good post

>fun hating cockgobbler
without fail

>subgenres were a mistake
>Black Sabbath is mostly doom

>shits on memes
>gets dubs

i want ambient grind slam

I don't post much on this board, do people here enjoy listening to Sylosis?

>mfw i haven't slept since i woke up

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Might be cool

This is good

Robert Lowe > Messiah Macaroni

Yeah, except that no, not really not at all

Yeah, rob lowe the best doom vocalist (and the best looking desu)

t. blackie

>tfw you wake up dead

Anyone know where I can find a rip of this?

are any of you guys reddit?

asking for a friend

Holy shit, they're actually playing live again
>tfw you were 1 year old the last time they did play live

fun fact: this album was made by a Sup Forumstant and inspired by a post that said "mix nigger music with black metal"

i showed that to my little brother and now it's one of his favorite albums

Your little brother is a hipster faggot with shit taste

im well aware of that

hmm, their new stuff is odd but I like it, would be a good concert I think

>their new stuff is odd
Nigga they were already odd as fuck on Jilemnicky Okultista and went even weirder on Šlágry

Czechs are inherently weird

And thank fuck for that

reminder that there is not a single czech metal album