Do you wipe standing up or shitting down?

Do you wipe standing up or shitting down?

Standing. My donger is in the way. Also you generally have more room to maneuver while standing, why would you choose to stay seated?

because then you don't get poo all over your ass

Wiping while sitting down (leaning to one side) can loosen the toilet seal from the floor and even the retaining bolts. One should always stand.

Yeah same way, who tf sits and wipes?

You'd have to be a retard to manage that user. Don't try to bullshit me.

NEXT QUESTION!

Do you fold or crumple?

Fold back to front, leaning on 1 cheek ass spread master race

both, get a good scrunch first and then roll a couple layers around it. it's got the nice padding of the scrunch and the smooth surface of a roll. best of both worlds.

im the same but i'm a front to back kinda guy.

also have had this happen before but idc it get the poos off my asshole the best.

Fucking brilliant. I need to step up my game.

>back to front

Absolutely haram.

>be having giant shit getup
>goto garden hose wash arse with icey cold waters
>wipe with white towel
>throw towel on floor
>anally raped by
>strapon wearing dorothy the dinosaur
>get on the floor pass out by door

I get a rush from the danger of touching by balls with pooey paper

>wiping twice with the same piece of paper

fucking animal.

fuck

well, it's been a while

nigger

>walk into bathrom
>pull pants down
>spread cheeks and sit on toilet
>seat should be keeping you spready
>let out The Last Supper
>finish with a tiny squirt of poo
>wipe sitting down with your cheeks still spread, leaning to one side where you have leverage with whichever hand
>stand up
>inspect poo
>wipe once more, standing
>pull pants up and disinfect seat
>wash hands
>tell roommate how it turned my asshole into the hit Disney Pixar film Inside Out™
usually how i do it

well when you stand up your cheeks move closer together. then the poo from ur ass gets on ur cheeks

That's why you bend over like in OP's pic.

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She shits from ass AND pussy then fucks her shit. I no think she wipe at all. pu

stop.

more

I stand oon the seat and drop bombs. Quick wipe and step into tub and wash ass. Water cheaper than ass stationary.

I unwrap it in circles around my hand. Am I the only one?

no

i skip the whole toilet paper trap and just drag ass in my neighbors yard.

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