/heem/: dengue fever edition

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Previous thread: News:

>Rory "in talks" with Bellator
bloodyelbow.com/2016/7/14/12193250/ufc-mma-news-bellator-ufc-rory-macdonald-welterweight

>Holloway doesn't want Cruz skipping ahead of him to fight Aldo
mmajunkie.com/2016/07/max-holloway-to-ufc-champ-dominick-cruz-get-in-line-at-145-pounds

>Fedor's win over Maldonaldo """"""overturned""""" by World MMA Association, Russian MMA Union doesn't care
mmajunkie.com/2016/07/world-mma-association-overturns-fedor-emelianenko-vs-fabio-maldonado-to-draw

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twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/754082391874867200
ufc.com/news/UFC-Statement-on-Brock-Lesnar-071516
twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/754086273434853377
foxsports.com/ufc/story/brock-lesnar-ufc-isn-t-ruling-out-another-run-at-the-heavyweight-title-071516
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Schaub is God

>Twenty posts early on a slow day

#prayforbaba

schaub

Who will London Banana fight next?

hope he's doing okay

twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/754082391874867200

AHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

unconfirmed reports from sky news says a man of "short stature but with a big heart" is leading the coup

could it be

oh god

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>implying anyone thought he was going to pass

Bork just did 200 as a cash grab he could give 2 fucks about USADA

Surprising nobody.

>Jon asked Brock to take his piss test because he thought he was clean

Bork doesn't care. He was never planning on fighting again anyway.

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>people actually thought he was natty

Well that's it, he's staying in WWE

I thought Brock was immune to USADA results because he took the fight on 4 weeks notice?

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He was tested 5 times before the fight

He was available to test in those 4 weeks and USADA went over 4 or 5 times

He just wasn't available to test prior to that

So much misinformation was out there about this. To fight, USADA requires 4 months of testing. Brock only had 1 month of testing before his fight, and the UFC had the power to exempt him since he was retired before that.

ufc.com/news/UFC-Statement-on-Brock-Lesnar-071516
>"The UFC organization was notified today that the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) has informed Brock Lesnar of a potential Anti-Doping Policy violation stemming from an out-of-competition sample collection on June 28, 2016. USADA received the testing results from the June 28, 2016 sample collection from the WADA-accredited UCLA Olympic Analytical Laboratory on the evening of July 14, 2016.
>"USADA, the independent administrator of the UFC Anti-Doping Policy, will handle the results management and appropriate adjudication of this case. It is important to note that, under the UFC Anti-Doping Policy, there is a full fair legal review process that is afforded to all athletes before any sanctions are imposed. The Nevada State Athletic Commission also retains jurisdiction over this matter as the sample collection was performed in close proximity to Lesnar’s bout at UFC 200 in Las Vegas.
>"Consistent with all previous potential anti-doping violations, additional information will be provided at the appropriate time as the process moves forward."

You mean this guy isn't natty? Damn, who would've guessed

What does it mean by "potential" anti-doping violation? Has he tested positive like Jones or not?

>Bork popped

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all fighters should retire after every one of their fights and roid like crazy

Classic /heem/ to jump all over a guy before all the facts come out. This could be fucking too much caffeine for all we know or a tainted supplement or a million other reasons that this might have happened. It is a POTENTIAL violation. Nothing is set yet.

USADA was a mistake

- Dana White

WWE should play this up

>Brock murders his opponents through sheer roid rage

yes, he has, but bork has the right to have the b-sampled tested before everything is certain formally

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does this mean the Brock - Hunt fight is gonna be ruled a NC?

it always says that initially, for everyone who fails a USADA test

eh, what else is new

I thought Jones was a "potential" case too because of the estrogen blockers which USADA wasn't sure they were being used for. Jones could be FtM you never know.

So usada can test Jon jones b sample in one day but it takes them 3 weeks to get jones and Brock's original results?

Something smells fishy here.

>muh jacked white boy

They still let Brock fight, but not Jones.

#whiteprivilege

The B sample wasn't done the day of was it?

It was probably from weeks ago too.

She's got that look in her eyes joe

and brock got his money too

kek jones got cucked so hard by a jacked white dude, he'll have to deal with it

Not really, if you assume the A sample goes through rigorous testing and one of those tests returns a certain result, you just need to put the B sample through that same test

That said I don't really know how any of this works desu

mate there's bigger news

orginal tests undergo various processes for finding different molecules. once they find a certain molecule in Test A they narrow down the process needed to find that molecule again in Test B

The B sample wasn't tested until Jones and his rep could attend or give the go ahead. They had the results in under 48 hours.

No they had to wait in case Jon wanted someone there watching them test it.
They did it in a day.

what happens if Ronda gets popped

twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/754086273434853377
twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/754086273434853377
twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/754086273434853377

She sees a cheese burger?

she's fat as fuck now holy shit

Ya, like shes ready to stuff her face with another cheeseburger

UFC 200 is officially the WORST card of all-time

SHOTS FIRED

>schaub

Does "doping" just sound strange to anyone else?

Why can't they just say he tested positive for PEDs?

Based Schaub

>being this passive aggressive

holy shit Schaub must be pretty jelly of alpha white male Bork

>Yfw Brandon justifies his shit career by telling himself it was because of steroids

Apologize.

"doping" sounds bad
which is why they use it

WWE administers their own anti-doping testing albeit not nearly as strict as USADA.

I wonder if they will suspend Bork as well for popping.

>mfw get to keep Bork to myself forever

If they suspend him they would just do it after Summerslam anyway, Roman tested positive for something and they still gave him the main event of a PPV before suspending him.

foxsports.com/ufc/story/brock-lesnar-ufc-isn-t-ruling-out-another-run-at-the-heavyweight-title-071516

Once "potential doping" comes out it's all over really isn't it.
No one gives a shit about the B sample or tainted sups or whatever reason, within a night everyone's just going to be talking mad shit how you're nothing but a cheat

USADA really has the power to ruin guys

no, the word doping was originally used to describe a process in which you introduce certain molecules into a steady state environment. ex.) doping certain elements into silicon to make different types of semiconductors.

delet this

JACKED
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Also WWE's testing is a joke, you can get out of it or around it in many ways.

to the gills

if anyone here unironically thought that Brock was natty

just

holy shit

heem urself

Lesnar's MMA career confirmed for fraud

N-NATTY

Be honest, do you think Brock gives a single shit?

The UFC is pretty much the only mainstream sport whose testing isn't a joke. Without randomized testing, it's an IQ test. Only retards pop.

Can you imagine if this came out before 200?

2.5 million to show.

He doesn't care

WWE's suspensions are a month or two long and Bork works for them like 3 times a year so it hardly matters

apologize

lmao

only if he planned on getting a couple million more out of the ufc

Yes i'd be very surprised if BROCK LESNAR failed a drug test.

What if it isn't steroids but rather some drug like Adderall or whatever?

He got $10 million easy.

Everyone's jumping on him
People jump on everyone after USADA flags them up

When Yoel tested positive a lot of people were like "yeah there's a surprise" suggesting they thought he was always on them and he was labelled a bad cheat in essence.
Then it was proven to be tainted supplements

ironically, casuals see all the fighters getting popped and think that the UFC is abnormally full of juicers, when in reality it's just the only sport/org that's actually serious about clamping down on doping.

USADA is not improving the sport's image, it's damaging it.

They only test for those in competition, so pre and post fight piss tests.

fully natural brother

>believing the "tainted supplements" excuse

Come on, man. You're smarter than this.

>proven to be tainted supplements
lol, bless your heart

Canada's right, I just told a mate and whilst it was mostly tongue in cheek because he's a Boxfag and just likes to piss on UFC, this was pretty much his reaction.
Although he did say something like if someone gets caught in Boxing they're banned but in the UFC they're allowed to fight, don't know what he meant desu

Honestly it's all about the roids in heavyweights that is the reason why guys who were thick as fuck dropped down to small MW like post trt tito is unreal and he was basically gifted with a a head between traps so big he looked like two buttcheeks with a head coming out of his ass.
Then you hahe brock coming in looking like yoel romero and he makes a speech where you think he's pretending to be clean like pls bork you're not the best with more roids with roid-mode unlocked alistair wins by far eith his str form just no technique not even hiding it just full of power he was roiding like a fucking guy crushed people but cain was also great he kicked travis browne in his head travis brown the big dumb guy who beat the fuck out his wife and she survived like how weak can a heavyweight be and he's on roids so it's like why is mother nature setting these limits

post more natty 40 year old cubans

USADA was a mistake

>muh natty fighters

UFC 300 main event

Cody Pfister vs Enrique Marin

So... Did Hunt win? Or will it turn into a NC?

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>take regular PED regimen
>holy shit UFC 200 is fucked
>initiate talks to join UFC 200
>get exempt
>know you're probably gonna get popped for ooc test but fuck it
>bank 2.5 million

Yeah, Brock is totally ruined. He didn't get knocked out and he doesn't have to give his money back. Now he can just go away until UFC 300.

Post natty fighters