Green text thread only funny ones

Green text thread only funny ones

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Here you go, OP. Funniest greenbelt ever. And it's about you:
>starts thread
>doesn't contribute
>thinks he's not the biggest faggot ever
>topkek.mov

/thread

>Doesn't post a green text

Somebody post Lord of the snails

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Anyone want to post the autistic neonazi? I would but I'm on my phone 20km from home

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Okay I've done my part
OP is a non contributing faggot

Bluetooths are fucking retarded

Fuck contributing. If OP makes a thread and leaves it for dead, let it die

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>Have bump on my chest for a long while
>Over two years go by with this bump not going away
>Grow accustomed to bump
>Becomes a good-luck charm and "safety" bump
>Lightly squeeze bump when anxious now
>One day be angry
>Have anger issues
>Take it out on bump
>Pain jolts through my body while I abuse bump
>Calm down and go to sleep
>Wake up and get naked to head over to shower
>Look in the mirror and notice bump is bleeding
>Squeeze bump because anxious
>Pus shoots out and hits mirror
>Like a lot of pus
>Starts oozing blood and more pus
>Bump, no
>Reflexively squeeze injured bump some more
>Second wave of bump juice pops out
>Starts dripping blood now
>Clean bump and notice there's still something inside
>Itching to clean up so I squeeze again
>Whatever was inside is pushed out slightly
>Won't come out completely though
>Push it out enough to be capable of grasping it
>Start pulling it out
>About a quarter-inch long and a few centimeters wide of white horror later, I toss bump skeletal on the counter and stare at my chest
>My chest now has a hole in it
>Hole won't stop vomiting blood
>Shower and then wash hole
>Still reflexively squeeze the area when anxious
>Hole will always be there for me though
>Goodbye bump

Your such a faggot can't even get your own thread going

Here I'll "contribute"

>be me years ago
>playing in park
>7/10 walks up to me
>"user..... Can I see you thing... You know your pee pee"
>ok why the hell not
>we go to a bush not far
>I'm about to pull off my pants when I ask her
>"first show me your bum"
>shebendsoversweetjesus.jpg
>full view of fresh puffy pussy
>she pulls up her pants fast
>"ok user your turn"
>deals a deal, in pulling down my pants
>before I take off my gitch we hear someone approaching
>she gets startled and runs off
>me 2
>go jerk off at home later
>she was 8
>I was 30

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best greentext ever

Not a greentext, still kek