Booby edition
/brit/
boobies
soft brexit desu
can't wake up
bubles
Doing a drink
anybody else go on the archive sometimes and just laugh at the many hilarious posts they've made
they import a load of their stuff from italy and brexit tanked our currency
pretty obvious why it would be affected. restaurants can become unprofitable very quickly
nth for /quite likely to be bipolar/
first two posts were good
second two just awful
Cider is a woman's drink
You mean they might have to buy British goods instead? The horror!
What are your thoughts on Charlie Brooker? I think he is a bit of a prat
Always be weary of trying new things, lads :(
tfw our climate is identical to italy
tfw we'll be able to grow all the things
I too think he is a bit of a prat
Liberal elitist twat who read the guardian
tybcc (thank you based climate change)
he's alri
black mirror was good, 2016 wipe was a bit annoyin
Never been wary of anything mate so now I'm too wary of trying new things to try being wary of trying new things
I know I said I wouldn't make it to 2017 but here I am. Im sitting here listening to my favourite band, drinking my favourite cider and spirits and I have all the pills I can have access to. Im finally doing this and Im at peace. Thank you for your support and kind words but Im ready. I can't keep living a life that brings me more grief than joy.
To my friends, I love you and dont follow in my footsteps. You're all worth so much and Im very lucky to have experienced your presence for as long as I did.
I want to leave you guys with a quote that I love. "If you learnt from it then it wasn't a mistake" I dont know why I want you to know that but Im drunk and its my favourite. I heard it in Archer once and it got me through my awful past and I feel like it will help others too. But I've run out of fight. I need to go.
As always, good vibes.
No good Italian food for you anymore
he used to be cool (eg lara crofts cruelty zoo)
not since he married known fitty konnie huq desu
he varies between being quite funny and really irritating
slightly pompous and he keeps hammering his jokes in when we all already get them
enjoying my old tube map lads
its a good thing to have on the wall
Cider is a woman's drink
Is it possible to kill a tranny and get away with it?
could've stopped after the first four words tbf
Grumble...Grumble...
... Bloody Brussels bureaucrats....
I agree, just finished watching his 2016 wipe and he was just regurgitating the same old bollocks that every other 'holier than thou' socialite does.
sad desu who is it?
Or for anyone.
british olive farming is definitely booming
...
Lasagne is British btw,
Jamie "hates Britain" Oliver has no excuse
t. has only drunk kopparberg """"cider""""
you're mental mate
italian food is literally god-tier
very little else in europe can compete, would have to go szichuan to come close
the gf and I are going Wetherspoons with the new "hot couple" in our friendship group
wish me luck lads haha
sure, just like with every other human
could YOU do it, no I do not think so
the answer is yes but if you're so stupid as to want to kill a tranny because the damned things a tranny chances are you're not smart enough to do so
i think he was a bit more nuanced actually, not generally a fan but he did take the piss out of both sides and the liberal elites brexit shaming
i am aware
it isnt gr8
now mexican lasagne, my own signature dish, now that's good
fuck off boris
>tfw unrequited affection
>my own signature dish
all bulgarians should be killed
so many normies tbqh
who knows
>hatposting an obvious joke
shame on these people, get em janny
>italian food is literally god-tier
>"let-a me show-a you 50 different ways-a to make-a noodles"
>tfw no friendship group
italian food shits all over english '''''''''cuisine'''''''' and you damnw ell know it
*pushes you over*
*eats my delicious italian food*
What will we dooo when queen is deaddy weddy
>50 different ways-a to make-a noodles
thats shitty Italian-American food.
Good luck lad
the queen is immortal
I unironically think Corbyn is great
shut the fuck up cunt
I feel deeply ashamed and embarrassed that the quality of banter on /brit/ has taken an absolute nosedive recently. The JFs expect better and there's a few letting the nation down.
Not going mention any names cos they know who they are, but I'm definitely looking at you there
why are evanescence so good lads?
>tfw once the queen is kill we will NEVER sing god save the queen again
LONG LIVE THE KING(S)
Alri Deano
>tfw can wake up
its not pretty on the other side lads
I say it that way because it sounds better than "my gf's friends", obviously I have none of my own haha
Cheers, we're on dry January as well so I'm gonna need it
the way yanks refer to pasta as "noodles" truly and utterly does my fucking nut in
>we're on dry January as well
fucking hell mate do you want to be anymore of a meme?
>dry January
For what purpose lad?
normans love him because they think he's edgy
Come on man, I just need to know if I can kill someone and stuff them in the trunk of my car without anyone noticing
Then I can throw their corpse down some ravine in the lava fields of Hornstrandir
Corbyn has been great for the labour party and the british political system
TAKBIR!
the best posts are ones that make me angry about something i never even considered before
And me, in at least Chicago there's this takeaway place called noodles and they sell like spagbol and lasagna as well as proper Asian noodles and that
It was her idea, I'm doing it for support
anything for an easy life, 'ey haha
>remembering all those youtubers you enjoyed from the early days who have just disappeared
;_;
yeah you maybe could
You would also become famous because Iceland has NO murderers and ONLY financial crime according to the people i met there
>it was her idea
Grim
Grow a pair fucksake
does the average brit despise the copper too?
or it is american culture only?
fuckske lad
could you be more beta
get a fucking stiff drink in ye
yank culture
our police are upstanding members of the community
t. got arrested and they didn't even give me handcuffs
yankified prats might claim to hate them, but most people don't care
average brit no
Loud ignorant teenagers on social media, and criminals, yes
having said that the police used to be corrupt as fuck. Now they are only a bit corrupt
Yeah, I forgot it takes testicles to be so dependant on alcohol you can't go a month without it
Grow up mate
only thugs and criminals hate cops. most of them are decent blokes just trying to make the streets nicer.
to be honest having enough of a dependancy on alcohol to even consider dry January a challenge is laughable
Naw it takes testicles to not let your woman walk all over you
If you want a drink, be a fucking man and have a drink lad
Christ
not been overly fond of them since I got arrested when I was 14 2bh
unronically dislike the police but thats cos both my rents were criminal lawyers so got fed a bad impression
i hate all public sector workers
>2017
>not being a crippling alcoholic
smdh at these ppl
She's only doing it because we went too hard over chrimbo limbo and she's on a health kick
how's /gf2017/ going mate? good?
>2017
>still into you
t. hayley williams
I know la
don't know how they manage 2bh
some police are dicks. Mate of mine in Glasgow's uncle was framed by the police for a murder in the 80s because they couldnt be arsed to find the real criminal
He only got out of it coz my mates dad has a good job and could pay enormous legal fees
MISSUS BANFIELD
MISSUS BANFIELD
MISSUS
BANFIELD
who should I play as?
>i hate all public sector workers
wish i had a friend to burden with my depressive/suicidal thoughts
Aye it is, got her in late November and if she asked me not to drink I'd ask her to keep quiet
Why do you think you have to be a timid poofter to get a girl?
YOU VILE HAG
obviously the dutch
ottoman is also some kind of fun
>le hur dur all loyalists are needlessly angry little men
Ah yes, impeccable sense of humour