ITT: We talk anal

ITT: We talk anal
>Been trying to warm my gf up to anal since we started dating
>Started by playing with her asshole with my fingers, no penetration and then into rimjobs
>Convinced her to let me buy a buttplug and use it on her, can feel it inside her while I fuck her and she loves it
>now asks me to sick my fingers inside her all the time
>Last night we were wasted and finally she agrees to let me fuck her in the ass
>whiskey dick, couldn't orgasm
God dammit. Felt like a shallow victory, but I'm so close to coming straight into her ass.

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Similar story,
>Gf has amazing ass and she is kinda open minded
>always plays with her butt/asshole when we fuck
>she is into it, finds it hot and sexy
>we try it couple of times
>mfw success
>but then she gets hemorrhoids
>she always say no now :/

still had a blast, prefer pussy tho, hole doesnt get that loose compared to anal

Felt not all that different to vaginal intercourse but on the mental side of things it was way hotter. Making her gape after pulling out of her was amazing

Only a fucking degenerate would put their dick where shit and farts come out.

true, the feeling of owning her asshole is hard to beat.

>I'm so close to coming straight into her ass.
fuck this is nice

homophobe much little summeryfag?

Degenerate or not I like it and I'm going to keep trying
Worst part is she was saying shit like "cum in my ass/fill up my slutty hole/etc" and...nothing. fuck whiskey dick

In other words: ITT we talk about something you're bitch ass will never do.

Wait till you get shit all over your dick

>Worst part is she was saying shit like "cum in my ass/fill up my slutty hole/etc" and...nothing. fuck whiskey dick
Nice

1/10

always thought id be a bad partner by being unfailful and shit but as soon as we started dating she let me fuck her ass. she loved it, i loved it and ive never once looked at other girls because none of them would ever let me fuck there ass as regularly as she does

Who said anything about gays?
You think all gay men do butt stuff?

Any butt related sexual activities is degeneracy.

Anal with shemales is the best!
The whole room fills up with a sour, meaty shit smell mixed with sweat.
Not too unlike the changing rooms at high school.

its time to wake up grandpa, its fucking 2016.
we used to say the same shit about sexual intercourse before marriage

...

But that was for stupid religious reasons.
This is because it's the hole where the shit and farts come out...

Blood and queefs come from vaginas m8

Who cares about cumming, it only lasts about 5 seconds. It's the other 15 seconds - 2 hours that matter.

Blood is just blood.
Queefs are air.

Shit is shit.
And farts are farts.

You can completely do away with the smell and nasty aspects of anal by timing your meals and using enemas

What you cannot see or smell just ain't there right?
You are probably one of those people who believe the five second rule too.

My girlfriend and I lost our virginity to anal. We both loved it, even the first time. I fucking scored.

Work on your reading comprehension. I didn't say that there's absolutely no shit in their intestines, did I? Just that you can do away with the smell and sight of it during the act itself.

I feel like everyone's anal story goes about the same way. You work up to it, it's great, then there's a mishap and it tapers off after a bit.

As a side note: Do you think girls think about that when they get a boyfriend? "how long until he asks for anal stuff?" How do you think they feel about it? Knowing that someone wants to do stuff to their butts.

you're probably one of those people that's a fag

>completely do away with the smell and nasty aspects

>completely do away

>nasty stuff


>I didn't say that there's absolutely no shit in their intestines

This girl i have been seeing recently shocked me by how quickly she brought up doing it, even though she said she didn't like it

The goal for me is not to have anal and be done with it but to train my gf to like it and become a buttslut who asks for it. I'd say I'm making progress considering she asked me to fuck her ass without any prompting.

A metal buttplug was the best decision I made, made for a nice little stepping stone. I heat it up with warm warm water first and slip it in before fucking her. She says it's really pleasant and gives her an urgency to be fucked and makes her cum quicker.

How would anal with Tammy even work?
Could her cheeks be peeled far enough apart to reach the sphincter?

Girls don't poop

Did you stop reading once you got to aspects? I didn't say get rid of the nasty aspects of her intestines, I said the nasty aspects of anal - meaning there is no shit or smell whatsoever detected while fucking her. Its like you're not even trying, user.

this guy knows

I can still smell shit when fucking shemale escorts. I think the lining in the rectum must retain some of the scent. I love it though, the smell mixed with their cheap perfume makes me diamonds.

>Implying its any different from sticking your dick in a hole that has mucus, period blood, gunk, sweat, dead eggs etc all over the inside of it

pft she probably liked it all along, she just didn't want to be judged as slutty by you. either way, congrats man!

hmm sounds like a good plan, can I borrow it if/when I get laid again?

Borrow the plan, make it your own, whatever. The brand I bought was Njoy and I got the large. Wouldn't go smaller than medium because the large is about the same girth as an average dick at its widest point.

This post is doubles you faggots

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You're retarded.

Chequed

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yal stupid af lmaooo

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Why do you type like a minority