What's the riskiest text that you have sent?

What's the riskiest text that you have sent?

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wanna fuck mom?

Fuck off 'ol chap

i killed my dog with a hammer last summer

lost

To my mum:
>Reply to this text or you will die in your sleep tonight.

No

"accidentally" sent a nude to stepsister.

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response from her??

>be me
>really drunk and on a lot of opiates
>Sold weed regularly to these 2 girls
>sold them some a few hours ago
>decide I'm going to text one them "You looked pretty today"
>but which one?
>fuck it, chose the one thatwas more wild acting
>send text
>she responds "thank you!! Do you wanna hang out later?"
>yes
>we smoke
>she has 1 beer
>then asks to go inside
>sit on my bed
>allinonred.gif
>"can i kiss you?"
>she shoves tounge down my throat
>she even brought condoms
>fuck
>I'm drunk and on opiods
>fuck her until she starts getting dry
>try to pull condom of
>I'll pull out
>she's not having it
>offers to blow me until Icum
>decide I will marry her
>she proceeds to deliver
>takes it like a champ, doesn't slow down doesn't stop to use hand.
>takes forever.
>finally dun
>buckets
>haven't fapped for like a week because of all the opiods. Too much work
>she swallows
>true semen demon
>"wow that was a lot"
> "you last forever"
> "thanks"

>mfw she tells her friends and they all hit on me cuz they think I fuck like a porn star.

Moral of the story, sell drugs, drink alcohol and do plenty of drugs.

tl;dr

Basically I sent a short text while drunk and on norcos. Girl came over and fucked and sucked.

Hey.

U decided to marry her midfuck?

>"Im happy to have such a good friend"
And then he went on to say how I had no chance of being more than that.
And I was pissed because I didn't want to be.
I don't send shit like that anymore.

I once sent "Hey" to a girl fun times, fun times. That's the riskiest thing i've ever sent. She didn't reply back but still the thrill of talking to a girl got me off

Texted this cunt a picture of her fat, recently-deceased mother's headstone with: "Glad to see your mom finally found a diet that works for her."

Hated that girl. The 30 minute car ride to the cemetery was worth the keks, honestly...

Kek..

Also the most cringy.

"Thanks"

Jesus that's cringe

Ouch. Right in the cringes

give her the d

Pic very related

Lol nobody cares faggot

wow, you fucked that up so bad.

"a few years difference wont matter"

Fucking Christ man!

Fucking idiot. She can't be that much better either.

Holy shit I fucking winced reading that. Goddamn dude, you really know how to seal the deal.

fag

Ugh. Why didn't you just say that instead of writing a fucking novel in greentext.

Wow. Her opinion of you must be fucking fantastic

rad malware

lol can't be real

Check the timestamp

You pushing my face into the pillow so my screaming is muffled while I'm getting that B. A.

why do i open these threads
why do i do this to myself

EXCEPT WHAT user

Damn you are one beta fucker.

this is the girl (right)

lost 5/7 story would read again

I'm a tard

This is recent

GoofyBritishface/10

But if you're piping this chick you're alright in my books.

I love you user

No... Scroll up... I kinda blew it

Love you too, user

Probably a face pic I sent to a guy I was talking to about fucking me in the ass. I had no idea who he was, met through Craigslist.

Fuck and marry, kill, kill.

think youre wrong there friend
kill. fuck. marry.

God damn, dude. Son of a bitch. That text was so bad it was border line terrifying. I can't imagine how I would feel if I sent something like that. I'd probably avoid her for life.

Did you get fucked in the ass or no?

Kek

I had faith in you user... why couldn't you just let me die in peace

I Sup Forumslew it.

I send a dick pic to the wrong person my cousin who I want to fuck

huh.

>if you moved here with the kids, we could sort of be together

That was tonight

I did, all ended up fine. His very acceptable cock.

"You have a boyfriend, right? That's too bad"

Not that risky, but I was on pins and needles. It worked out, she had an open relationship so I did indeed hit it.

...

What was the shoot for?

Proud of you Pete

Fuck.... I'm so sorry user.

If it makes you feel any better I likely would've done the same thing.

Hair salon. She's the receptionist. Hair modeling photos.

Thanks Sup Forumsro. It's been a while since I haven't paid for sex.

Huh...looks like mine

K

FUCK THIS! I'M VOTING TRUMP!

"Leave the money in the trash outside the *deleted* at 5am or you will never see your baby again"

Could be. Did you fuck anyone in the ass last weekend?

No :(

I wouldn't say that to my worst enemy

Thanks user! Wow! I'm a believer. Good form, pupper. Go away evil dogger.

Yeah it was pretty terrible. I'm sure I'll go to hell for it. Oh well!

Yeah. Black chick named Micheal?

Shame. Where do you live?

Tha fuk?

CT

Yeah, didn't even consider it. Ironically I've got that kind of money to blow, and she knows it.
>tfw money can't buy love.

"I love you."

Never do that.

No, I'm a white guy whose name isn't important.

I was talking to a guy I liked the other day and thought I blew it. But this...

Hitler did nothing wrong.

Well, we're only about 6 hours apart. Maybe one day.

Yeah I blew it :S

Tits to cheer me up?

Micheal here, when you cumming over again?

You are the cancer

That thread was from the other day it was a dubs decide, your getting baited

>implying I'm a female

You know girls can't internet

Kek

Dick pic

How does a gay dude blow it? A good friend of mine is gay and says that sex is just as significant to him as a handshake. Post your cringe?

>holier than thou
>on Sup Forums

Unless it was to your dad, I don't see the problem.

I have no cringe to report. All I did was mishear him at a party and take it a complete different direction

I think it was like 69 decides. But you are correct lulz. I'm the dude that texted her and posted wins. OP couldn't post his fucking car keys.

"So i just started pokemon go and wanted to ask you if you want to see my Caterpie. "
*unzips pants*

And ???

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