Open door to parent's room

>open door to parent's room
>see this
what do?

360 spin, moonwalk away

I don't see how that's a party

start fucking the chick in the back

>what movie

It's implied that the one in the back is pegging the guy somehow

Go into the cuck corner.

whip it out


obviously

>what was the girl in the back doing?
well what was she doing Sup Forums?

>somehow

giving moral support

also fingering his bunghole

licky bum bum

well, i don't see a strap on, so i'm stumped unless she had a dick.

they're all WAAY too young to be my parents. how old are you?

>girl

Except for that strap on she's wearing

Criticize my son for fucking a fridge.

>Unsheathe katana
>"Heh, so this is what you do when you try to avoid buying me tendies "mother""
>Slice them into pieces

Rusty trombone, strap on, or maybe just giving the reach-around

Call my dad a faggot, my mother a whore, go to my room, pack my shit, and leave forever.

My dad is dead.

They all look 25 at the latest.

Source?
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The guy looks like a dirty Slav, why would any female touch him?

Thanks amigo

None of those are my parents, so I'd probably go get some kind of weapon.

Then again, that isn't my parents' room, so I might ask where the fuck I am and how I got there.

>put out my gun
>"leave all your money and panties and get the fuck out my house!"

Take a quicksnap with my phone, and have leverage until I'm 18.