I just asked my wife permission to start seeing a prostitute Sup Forums...

I just asked my wife permission to start seeing a prostitute Sup Forums. Our sex life has gradually disintegrated over the years, and she won't make any effort to fix it.

Do I suck?

Pic related, it's the whore I plan to see.

Did she agree?

I mean I'd do it

She has yet to respond. She's away and I asked on text.

Like, I don’t really know what she'll say.

If she says no, I probably will anyway.

How old are you/her? Is she taking anti-depressants?

I'm 35, she's 32. Known her since she was 24. Dated since she was 26.

She's not on anything. I take anti-anxiety shit.

We used to fuck like rabbits, and she loved it. I miss it.

yes you suck

Wow I thought for sure she was on something. Any idea why the sex life has died?

no op, you don't suck. I'm in the same boat and I've made it known. She can't keep up with my libido, and she told me to go ahead. What she doesn't know is the chick I'm planning to fuck with is one of my exs. But she doesn't want to knew who I'm with, she said she doesn't care. Also, the relationship is so strained and become wtf, we're about to break up as it is

Make her watch you fuck the hooker. Never break eye contact with her. Hate fuck the hooker as hard as possible. Right as you reach the precipice of orgasm, Suddenly stop all motion and sound and simply whisper. "Could have been you slut." Her panties will disintegrate in the gushing wetness to follow. The three of you will then have a torrid and tawdry night of orifice filling and licking and felching. After a night of unspeakable sodomy, all will be well. Trust me bro, works every time.

I think it's just how women get. They lose interest in sex with the same partner after a while.

Naw me and my wife still fuck like rabbits. She either wants to or is, fucking someone else herself.

If she's unwilling to even try to change shit (assuming you are not a part of the problem) then you just have to sack up and leave. Staying together does nothing for either of you. It's gonna happen anyway man, just leave.

>I asked on text.
u wot m8?
what did the text say?

No you don't, monogamy is pointless.

Maybe try to spice things up with your wife to get her in the mood. watch some porn together, more foreplay, go to a sex shop together and get some toys, explore some fetishes.

Hate to break it to you son. But that whore is photoshopped. Badly.

Don't pay for pussy. Talk to your wife. Look at your own actions. Not what you wanted to do but what you did. Did you do everything that you would expect of a sexual partner if you were in her body?

...

Wait did you just drop that bomb on her or has this been discussed before?

Yeah no doubt.

> Did you do everything that you would expect of a sexual partner if you were in her body?

Like, she doesn't even want me touch her anymore. She says she loves me, but she has no interest in sex.

Dropped.

balls of steel. respect

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Ask her if you were failing to satisfy her. Ask her how you could spice things up. If she says she wants something just roll with it. Unless it's cuckoldry, that's for sycophants and products of incest.

Another question: do you have kids?

>asked
Tell me OP, does she keep your testicles in a jar in her closet or something?

You gotta leave. You are going to be miserable and slowly (if you don't already) despise her. You'll look back and kick yourself for wasting years of your life. Been there already OP.

I've asked. In fact I've asked so much that she has been getting upset about it.

About 18 months back she voiced interest in a threesome with another girl. But after she sobered up I couldn't get her to talk about it again.

No kids.

>sycophants
Do you know what that means?

That's rough. I assume you asked her why she finds your touch so repellent.

I was just going to do it, but then I figured if I was up front and honest about it then maybe it would help fix it.

Maybe it's just that I'm an idiot.

Enjoy the divorce

the user used it correctly as far as i can tell.

what did she reply?

Yes, indeed I do. Sycophants are societal leeches who simply ride the ideas and achievements of their betters. A detestable position to be sure.

Why would you even ask ?
I do it without my wife knowing, get best of both worlds yo.

It's not that she finds it repellent, but it doesn't make her hot. She doesn't get wet. It's like I'm combing her hair or something.

But seriously why go through all this instead of just leaving her and finding someone that enjoys sex?

Your wife is a slut

Sounds like an unfun solution to an unfun situation.

Congrats on having a stupid whore

Yeah well, I have considered leaving her many times. You get used to someone. We both feel like family to each other.

Ideally I could fuck other people, sleep with my wife when she actually feels like it (maybe a couple times a month) and keep our relationship too.

>sycophants
Ok but I don't get the connection between that and cuckoldry. Unless you're trying to say that those are equally detestable.

Open relationship ftw

It's threads like these that make me feel like principle of marriage is meaningless to most men. Horrified

But at least the guy had the decency to ask

That's your wife! She's fuckin hot.
Please more.

ahhhh. the good ole prostyfucky hatey eye E contacty hatey. everytime.

OP, just wondering, does she have some sort of fantasy? Maybe enacting her fantasies could help
This or she is really depressed

Get out.

Trips demand it

more of this semen demon

Why wouldn't you ask her face to face dude?
Anyways you could go to reddit.com/r/deadbedroom for similar stories, some did eventually figure it out.

Do you think she's gonna have sex with you after you've been having sex with god knows who? Would you do that if you were her?

Noted but there's no need to be upset, can't help your ED

topkek

Good advise, tbqh
You should ask her, OP

Shit, I'd cheat on my wife too if that was the chick I was going to bang

why the hell did you marry her in the first place?
I just don´t understand people that get married in a hurry just to get divorced later on.
IDIOTS.

Son, I'm going to do you a solid. Learn hypnosis, start on reddit, they have the best resources around right now. Once you feel ready, pitch it to your wife.

One of the things I do for my wife is I use hypnosis to dial up the sensitivity of her skin and make her hornier than should be humanly possible but apparently is.

Sack of shit

We have both cheated on each once each.

Just to add more spice to this story.

So yeah, I got over it and so has she.

Her name is Lana Kendrick.

A cuckold is inherently a sycophant. Think about it for a few minutes. You'll get it eventually.

Open relationship, apparently you're not bothered by it.

She said once about 18 months ago she wanted a threesome where she was kissing some girl while I fucked her from behind.

Obviously I found the suggestion seriously hot. It was literally a suggestion for adding spice to our sexlife too.

However since that one time she hasn't want to talk about it.

I don't know anyone to invite to this “event” either.

Is she Korean, Thai, etc? What's her name?

thanks, bby

This coupled with the picture is the LAMEST shit ive seen
I hope this haunts u

Bullshit, a sexual fetish doesn't meant you behave similarly throughout your entire day...

We'd dated 2.5 years and for most of that the sex was the best I ever had. And we loved each other. And she's hot (enough).

My girlfriend was like this with her ex. From my experience it means two things. A) sex isn't the most important thing to them in the first place and trying to get more of it when they don't want it only makes it worse and more importantly B) there's something deeper going on, a woman whose not a slut will never want sex if there's a bigger problem on their mind. You probably should figure those out before you address the sex thing. Not that you aren't already fucked.

I was pretty cut up when she did it to me, mainly because our sex life was already shit. I revenge did it to her.

Anytime deary

Been with my fiancee for almost 7 years now. She got good at blowjobs last year, and we've been doing anal more regularly.

Don't stay with someone you don't like things about. If sex is really that important to you, make it known.