Crazy places that Sup Forums has busted that nut!

Crazy places that Sup Forums has busted that nut!

>teachers skirt
>co-wokers pants
>co-workers food
>teachers hair
>teachers coffee
>neighbors garage
>middle of the road completely naked

When I was 16 I was a teachers aid and basically just did chores for my teacher. One of things I was made to do was get her coffee ever few periods. Close to the end if the year she'd pissed me off so when I went to make her the coffee I jerked and came in it before I game it to her. There's nothing more satisfying than watching that cunt drink it all up then thank me.

>my mouth
bump

Checked

Checked m80

You need jesus

ITT: things OP wished had happened

My cousins room
While everyone was downstairs

In my buddy's sister's panties

inside a 10 year olds ass

Boi! I'm getting re-hired to that same job, I'll start a new thread next week sometime after I start. Webm for proof m89 ;)

Busted up my 4yo daughter's kitty.

inside the tootsie roll factory

Guy at my work got fired because my co worker caught him jacking off and watching porn in a wide open space

I work at a call center.

that's a cute name for a vagina

Why does she have bird poop on the back of her skirt? what kind of fetish is this? I don't understand

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That was funny the first time.

Not this time.

I was jerking off in my room next to my sleeping sister (I was 14 she was 6) and I didn't have anywhere to cum, so I quickly but silently undressed my sis from the hip down and I came inside her

In my bunk in a holding cell while a female guard watched.

I wandered into this thread to read funny/crazy stories of Sup Forumstards nutting in wacky places, but instead I get pedophiles everywhere.

Middle of Disney World , didn't get caught

Welcum 2 Sup Forums summerfag

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>goes to neighbor to watch soccer game
>can't afford cable
>she's a strong 8/10
>big boobs, normal ass, but pretty face makes up for it
>I get hungry and asks her if she wants grilled cheese
>she says "okay"
>get to my house and take out bread and the cheese
>somehow thing about my hot neighbor
>decide to cum inside her grilled cheese
>hope she doesn't notice
> goes back to her place and give her the plate with her grilled cheese
>she eats it and i get instant boner
>ask her if she likes it, and she says is good
>got to my house after the game still surprised and end the day faping about it

You jelly, BITCH?!

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4 in cat years faggot get over it

Once I visites Fiji to meet my girlfriend's family. Then they did something and fucked off, leaving a kid, me, and their chickens. So I took a chicken and tried to jerk into it's mouth without letting it bite me, which worked. Then I tried to find chicken puss but to no avail.

In my gf's mouth while she was sleeping
Woke up with a mouth full of cum but she didn't give a shit

Pics or it didn't happen nigger

Moms friends high heels... most ive ever came

My sisters panties. Younger, both of them. I put them back after, made it look like nothing was there.

Used my sister dirty panties several times.

In bathroom at school.

In bathroom at friends house.

In friends room when he left for an hour. In his sock.

At work.

front yard behind bush, people saw for sure.

through fence of next house.

in my mouth.

In my hand, and then mouth.

All over my face.

this.

Secretly rubbed one out under a desk while a middle school teacher was helping me with an assignment as her tits were brushing against me.

Post some nudes of her

In a girls milk at lunch

Bump

That's fucking brilliant

In my sisters shoes.
In fact i just jerked into them a few hours ago since she is away for a while.

Speedy Gonzales over here. How'd you get away with it?

I've came inside the same six pair of boxers for the past six years, they are still clean thanks to Tide!

how did she not notice

busted a nut on the floor of the nnouncers box at my highschool back in the day. Also once on my highschools rival schools football coaches pillow. My gf of the time was house sitting for him

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Inside roommates shampoo ...

The day of my state debate championship, it's early af in the morning. We are riding about 2 hours to university where we will debate all day. English teacher is a milf and drives a brand new suburban. I'm sitting behind her in second row, my debate partner is up front with her. He's asleep. She's driving. I become a pervert and jerking off in the back seat as subtle as possible. I remember trying to be so quiet as I come into my hand and wipe it off in the clean floorboard carpet of her back seat. I don't think she ever knew I was jerking off to her behind her in her suburban.

i had shitty roommates my first year of college so i nutted in their ranch bottle. My friend tried to go first but couldn't do it so i beat it to alana evans and blasted the whole load in there.

They finished the bottle and i always remembered wiping ranch off the tip of my dick when i saw them eat it

>Nice

I have no idea. She might have, but never mentioned it or acted strange.

In your mom's cunt.

thank god you're not my friend.

School trip in high school. I was 16 at the time but i was sleeping in the back of the bus (last row) and this girl that was into me decided to sit next to me. She cuddled up to me and started rubbing my crotch so I took my jacket out and put it over her shoulder while she jerked me off. She quickly slurped my dick when i came to avoid a mess and got cum on her cheek. She asked me if all was good and I told yeah. She walked around for quite a bit of day with my cum on her face before accidently wiping it off

I picked up my drunk cousin on my car about two months ago, she was drunk asf couldn't even talk right, she fell asleep almost instantly
While driving I look back and see she's completely out cold, so I pull u, get in the back and I cum on her tits
She had this huge stain on her shirt the next morning

story?

damn user. well played lmao

story?

What about the skirt and hair?

Shoved my dick on the inside inside my dad's gf's daughter's panties and filled them with goop. She was also in them watching a movie on the couch with me.

*footballl

I once came at my backyard at night recording it cuz a girl at kik asked me to. Could be a pedo but her images weren't reverse image searchable(google image search wasn't invented at the time so the ones existing may have been diing a shitty job, oh well) and she did requests. Well if you see any videos of a 16 y/o white caucasian uncut 17cm getting shared inform me.

go out clubbing
plan to stay over friends house
previously i found friends sister's dildo stash
got a few toys of my own thanks to Sup Forums but i had a better idea
leave night club early *too drunk*
friends house is empty, so i grabbed their keys, got about 2 hours alone time before they return
take a quick shower
start trying on friends sister's panties n outfits
left loads of precum inside her g strings, in areas that will be pressed in between her pussy flaps n asshole.
so horny, cum dripping everywhere and on everything i try on
sniff n taste her used g strings
proceed to pull out my butt plug which i wore all night n start n head for her dildo stash.
smelt like nice pussy, start sucking n licking off all the flavors.
bitch loves huge toys
washed the toy properly n slowly worked my way into getting it all the way in
played hard for a good hour
not much time left, had to finish up
got her nice little tight jeans she likes n blew a gallon inside the jeans, right where her pussy will be.
wash lube off the toy n rubbed a bit of precum on the tip of it.
packed everything away nicely
with the little time left i had to jack off again
blew a load inside her daily facial moisturizer , mixed it all in.
go to the spare room n fell asleep
no one suspected anything

pic related

WTF bird shit on her ass

Abandoned buildings, basements of buildings with open front doors and on the street have to be my most extreme. Also fingered a girl on a public bench next to the street. Received handjob but didn't cum cuz alcohol.

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cute little dick user, how big is it

Faggg

Well everytime a friend invites me over I bust a nut in the house, be it in the bathroom, the cunt's room or living room...I do it.

One time when I was 13 I was staying at friends house and we were all playing Halo in the living room, I started fapping furiously and I guess we were being 2loud so his mom was like "hey stfu down there" and she walked down the stairs and into the living room as she was telling us to be quiet. I put a pillow over my Peepee as I was slowly ejaculating. Thank god it was dark

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C H E C K E M

this isnt dubs

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OH SHIT

kek

> came in my gf pussy, on a park bench in a local forest, not a chance of anyone seeing us that late.

wew

damn

Wtf lol you need jesus guys

No

>Be me
>About a week ago
>staying round friends house
>get to sleep top and tail with her in her bed
>Can't sleep
>My mate and his girlfrined are sleeping next to us
>not on the same bed
>anyway
>decide to have a wank
>my dick was about 3 inches away from her ass.
>MFW i see a dirty pair of undies on the floor
>Pick them up
>start sniffing and jerking
>Look at her as i'm sniffing and jerking
>rocking bed
>no one wakes up
But it was the greatest orgasm i have ever had.

>on the restroom floor in middle school when i went to the restroom during class.
>on my niece's dirty panty and her mom's (my cousin) bra while i was at their house.
>in the airplane restroom
>during high school i had this really hot teacher. one day i stayed after school for something then decided to go check her after i was done. surprisingly she was still there on campus. she was taking down posters and putting up new ones (decorating i guess). anyway i ask if she needs any help. she tells me to go grab a box in the classroom closet. it was parenting class btw. when i went to the closet i decided to try and bust a fast one. i left the door open and had a full view of her while i fapped. i did it ninja style. stroked when she would look away. peeked my head out you know? well yea i came very fast not gonna lie. i came on my hand and wiped it on the back of some random box inside the closet.

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nigger how

Im actually Dubs guy from Earlier in Post.

>In the back of the car on a family road trip to the beach.
It was an 8 seater (Basically a van) But the last back section was basically completely isolated. Came in my underwear and changed into trunks once we got there.

>On a bus trip to a school camp.
I wasn't even at the back of the bus. There was no one sitting next to me so I just set my pillow and backpack up as a wall and went at it. I nutted on the back of the chair in front of me.

This one's the real kicker.

>In the back row of our school play's audience.
It was one of those plays where everyone gets to be a part even if its just in the background. They had the us sit right in the back so we could quickly move to the back entrance to get on stage when it was our turn. I was in a row all to myself three behind the last full row because the teachers weren't within eyeshot.
I was playing a girl at the time and wearing a skirt had me so fucking hard I couldn't believe it. A couple strokes and I had already came on it. I wiped I off as best I could.
and 10 minutes lated I went up on stage and sung and danced and no one was any the wiser.

Besides those there are the more normal places on various bathroom walls.

the best

I wish I had female friends. But they probably would have found I out I was a sick fuck a little too quick.

whenever the girls in my office go out to lunch i sniff and fap over their chairs

Had to go live with room mates for a few months, both were friends that got married so they shared a room. their room was next to mine so sometimes late at night I would hear usual sex sounds and a low buzzing sound of her "massager".

One day I went into their room to get a USB drive they borrowed from me while they were at their jobs and I saw her massager on the side of their bed, smelled of pussy so I jerked off into a napkin and rubbed my cum all over the top of it then put it back. it had hours to dry before she came home.

I did that almost everyday for 3 months until I left and every time I would hear that massager I'd get a shit eating grin. serves them right for waking me up late at night...

>middle school
>spend a week at my friends house since mine was tented for termites
>he had a hot older sister who would leave her door open at night and dirty laundry on the ground
>sneak into her room to steal her dirty panties
>jack off and cum in them every night that week
also jacked off in her hand lotion

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no you're just retarded. literally.

Lotion dispenses from the bottom, login when empty will not dispense last(cum) anywhere.... Ummm

In to my aunts lube bottle, I stay with her for a few day every few months and she's 35 and single so has quite a few dildos and a lube bottle in the drawer so I took the liberty. I hid the bottle for a day to make sure the sperm were dead.

>on little cousing
>fudruckers parking lot
>Bus on the way to work
>Bathroom a park with another duded (cops showed up)
>Naked behind a walmart
>multiple other outdoorsy locations

I literally just screencapped this and there couldn't be a more perfect time for me to find this thread

>be in elementary school
>had a broken leg so i got to skip gym
>came in one girl's pencil case

>middle school
>sat at the back of class behind this cutie pie
>long blonde hair on my desk
>jacked off ninja style into my hand
>pretended to ask her a question while wiping cum on her hair

>high school detention
>told to clean bathrooms after school
>jacked off in one girl bathroom
>came in soap dispenser
>jacked off in another girl bathroom
>wiped my load all over the toilet seats

>college
>working at timmie's on campus (like starbucks) to make extra money
>always brought in cum in syringe (no needle)
>dripped cum into cute girls' coffee and watched them drink it
>did that for 3.5 years

>at work
>came in coworker's yogurt
>came on coworker's apple
>came inside another coworker's water bottle

im a piece of shit

you still arent as big of a piece of shit as this guy in pic

8 months ago, on my bosses desk/office chair. It's his own fault really, we were drinking at work and were wasted by the end of the night and he calls up some bitch he dominates and tells her to suck all 3 of us off. She was a little on the heftier side but no gag reflex and sucked a mean dick but she finished me withat her hands and it went everywhere. I've been more careful ever since. The whole deal doesn't happen that often probably 5 times in 8 months with 2 diff girls. We get drunk together lots, go to strippers, bars, and do lots of crazy shit at his cabin.