Share your best 'getting busted with drugs' stories. I'll go first.
>be me, 18
>in the park with cumdumpster chilling
>decide to rent a boat and smonk weed on the lake
>go to ticket house and leave ID there
>they make you do it so you don't steal the boat, this is in Romania
>girl i'm with proceeds to row me around the lake while i roll one up
>find a nice spot under a willow and light up there
>420blazeit.jpg
>we're laughing at ducks and shit
>suddenly some dude on the shore starts waving at us
>dude's about 45
>'oi m8 u got a light'
>i'm like 'no fuck off'
>lady friend says 'yeah i got one'
>smdh.png
>she starts rowing to the shore and hands him the light
>mofo immediately puts one foot in the boat soon as we get close enough
>pulls out badge, undercover cop
>i've dealt with these faggots before
>says something like 'good day, i'm second lieutanant McFaggot of the Romanian Police' while waving his badge, two other undercover cops come out of the bushes
>look him dead in the eye while he's giving his little speech and throw the joint in the water
>ohnoyoudidnt.gif
>he gets angry and asks me why i did it
>i say cause i've been dealing with faggots like him since i was 14 and they basically just harass kids in the park who aren't hurting anybody because they're useless trash who can't be real cops
>rage ensues, starts giving us lecture
>joint is just floating on the water
>we step out of the boat and one of the other cops grabs a branch, starts making waves on the water to get the joint
>slowly but surely it starts floating to the shore, when it gets close enough he pulls it in with the stick
>grabs evidence bag and puts us in
>i'm like fine, jsut give me the ticket and leave the girl alone, you guys only saw me smoking
>[email protected]
>they say cool, but we need both your ID's to take you down to the station, she'll be the witness
>i say fine, but i need to take the boat back to get my ID, i'll meet you faggots at the pier
>continued below
Share your best 'getting busted with drugs' stories. I'll go first
Hurry up faggot
comon u fag waht happend
cont fag...
I once had to shelve 5 mdma caps in order to avoid dogs and a pocket search
pls user
>oldcop says 'no, the girl goes with these two guys on foot and i'll get in the boat with you'
>niggawhat.wav
>i reluctantly agree
>grab the rows and oldfag is like 'nono, i'll row, it's the least i could do'
>i say no, i paid for the boat, i wanna row
>dude says no, i don't want you tipping it over
>so now i'm in the boat with the cop, he's rowing slowly, and i'm just sitting there, legs crossed, singing the lyrics to 'As Time Goes By' from Casablanca
>so romantic
>ask him what his interests are
>we talk about football
>we drop off the boat and get my ID, my bitch is waiting there already
>go to the station and sign the statement saying i was caught with weed
>faggots now want to chek my bag to see if i have any more drugs
>they basically search every corner, even the pockets i had forgotten about
>find 60 GBP i had leftover from my trip to the UK i had forgotten about
>60 punds is more than the fine i got
>go buy more weed, go home and get a nice succ, deepthroat and all, from cumdumpster, for being so gentlemanly
>winrar.zip
could you elaborate user? i want to be entertained. i have better stories for you guys if you share some good ones first, this first story i shared is just a taster.
Faggot why no heroic stuff
I'll give your story a 6/10 because
>[email protected] made me kek
I was young and had lots of money, nothing to do, didn't give a fuck.
Honest rating, i agree, it is a 6/10. I got a 9 coming up for you guys, but give me some good stuff first.
can it fuck ur future ?
What, you mean weed? Yeah i guess it can fuck your future, my memory is practically gone. But then again i've done far more dangerous shit than weed.
Do a google search of Romanian history and recent news and you'll get your answer
hanging at my crib with a buddy about to pull bong rips and mom drops by and I'm annoyed. get on phone with ATT&T to argue bill and while on phone swat, DEA, NARC all swarm my house with assault rifles n shit.....6 yrs in prison marijuana conspiracy 1000 or more kilos.
no dude
i mean if the police report on u can fuck ur future
>was in my early 20's
>addicted to opi and benz
>aimlessly going around my part of the town with ~300mg oxynorms, 4g lyrica, 1g diazepam, some xanax and a couple of grams weed
>go to a bar
>meet some friendly people
>sell some sedatives to them and we start to spend the night mumbling incoherent noddy stuff
>bar closes
>we want to smoke some weed
>go to one of their place to get a bong
>for what ever reason we didn't stay at his place, but decided to chill in the lobby of the appartment complex
>we spend like 3 hours just laying, talking crap and smoking the bong
>between 6 and 7 in the morning the police shows up and takes us to the drunk tank
>released after like 6 hours
>all I lost was the rest of the weed we hadn't yet smoked and didn't get a ticket
Not back then, you didn't get a permanent record for it if you pay the fine. But now the law has changed, i think they made it harsher in 2014 or something, and you get a permanent criminal record even for a few grams, or at least a criminal fine and it stays on your record for like three years even just for a jojnt, so it would be hard to find a job. I'm not fucked up now though, i'm at my stupid office job right now and everyone thinks i'm normal, i basically suffered no consequences, never been to jail.
>be 16
>friend of mine decides to do acid
>ok let's do it both
>we both drop acid
>it's not acid
>25c was in our fucking blotters
>friend took 1 while I took 2
>first 45 mins im feeling like im in a roller coaster
>closing my eyes only makes it worse
>im in the corner trying to calm down
>friend is screaming and doing stupid shit
>couldn't tell because im trippin way too much
>go to the bathroom
>throw up
>feeling better but too overwhelmed to go outside
>stay in bathroom and turn off lights
>im just chillin inside
>friends sister suddenly opens the door
>mom he's in the bathroom
>friends mom came early from her errands and me and friend were suppose to gtfo
>wtf did you guys take
>can't understand his sister
>im just tripping learning the secrets of the universe while this bitch is trynna lecture me
>friends mom is crying because friend is acting like a retard
>police come and they both handcuff us
>im tripping way too much
>at the station they take our information
>i go in a cell but shit tripping way too much
>friend gets shit from his mom
>my uncle came to pick me up from jail
>friend gets grounded and never speaks to me again
>my uncle only response is if I fucked any bitches
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kek, i liked this one
Ok one more for you guys
>be me, 19
>taking acid for the third time, got it from guy with the good stuff
>call my friend who never had any before, we go to the park near his house
>al the while we're talking about how awesome it's gonna be, i'm getting him in the right mental state
>climb a little hill and hide behind the bushes
>i pull the tabs out
>feel a hand on my shoulder, jump scared
>it's another undercover cop
>this fag know's whats up, doesen't even pull out badge, just asks 'is that acid?'
>i'm super scared cause normally you can't even get acid in Romania, most cops don't even recognize it
>mofo if deputy chief of Narcotics division
>fucker probably heard us talking about it on the way there
>i tell him my friend is just the sitter, and he should let him go, then i swallow all three tabs
>fucker is angry, yells at my friend 'get the fuck out or it's gonna get ugly'
>faggot runs and leaves me alone
>another cop appears, fuckers start kicking me in the stomach behind the bushes
>tell me now i've been an idiot and swallowed it i got two options
>1. they give a statement and i get prosecuted for possession of high risk narcotics and resisting search
>2. i rat on my dealer
>i choose 2
>they say go where you last met him, call him, and we'll be waiting behind the corner, when he gets there ask him for some more and we'll jump out
>they did not even ID me by this point
>do as they say, pretend to call the guy, pretend like i'm waiting
>look to see where the faggots are hiding, nowhere in sight
>runforthehills.png
>i make my escape and after running about half a mile i look back and see the faggots are far behind
>go down to subway station, take subway one stop, then take another train the opposite way
>get out in bad neighborhood, it's dark
>i'm just running through the streets paranoid, the acid has started to kick in
>get to a junkyard and climb a pile of scrap
>just lay there all night looking at the stars and trippin ballz
Uncle seems cool should of fucked friends sister