Do any Sup Forumstards know about 'shelving' drugs up there butt to smuggle it on a plane / into a music festival...

Do any Sup Forumstards know about 'shelving' drugs up there butt to smuggle it on a plane / into a music festival? I need to try hide drugs up my butt in a few days for a big festival that will have sniffer dogs, do I just put the pill past the spincher in a condom and leave the ring hanging out?
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Just put the whole thing in. Go to the bathroom when you get inside, "shit" out the condom, do drugs, profit.

nice photo

what a great life you live OP

I know user :U
Oh, I got told to leave a little hanging out to grab so I thought it just meant all of the pre rolled circle

Yeah OP make sure you tear the condoms that your storing the drugs in other wise they'll get to much pressure in them and explode.

oh thanks

Darwin award pending OP!

Anyone know anything I can spike my gfs drink with to make her horny? She has a low libido.

Splendour?

Ayy hard summer

My logic would dictate viagra

Make sure you soak the condom in bleach 1st. Then you get double benefit. Drugs and pretty shitdispenser

Kek this will make your body start to process the drugs and you will get high as fuck

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Splendour in the grass, aus music festival

I know I was asking if thats why he's shelfing.

>Shhhhh....

No trips, I will not shhhh! Drugs should be used responsibly, even by faggots that don't know shit about smuggling.

Something you can buy online

Ye only sunday though

>buy vaseline
>scoop out some vaseline
>wrap drugs in plastic wrap
>place in vaseline
>cover up drugs with removed vaseline and try to make look normal

might not work with a flight but for a festival in your bag sure as hell.

and if anyone asks you why you have so much vaseline, just tell them the truth that you are a raging faggot.

Then shove it up your ass

I got weed into Spain once. I don't know why i did it anyway, Barcelona was full of dealers. But anyway here's how i did it: got a carton of Camel Blue, took a pack out, emptied out 5 cigarettes and refilled them with weed, put them back in the pack, reseal the pack with transparent tape (you have to be very careful when you peel the plastic off so it breaks evenly and you can reseal it), reseal the carton the same way, put it in bag (checked baggage)

why would you try and smuggle weed? It is available everywhere and Spanish weed they sell to tourists is nearly always the shit stuff.

Reminds me of "how to make money selling drugs"

Sounds solid

like you said, i knew the tourist weed is shit, and i might get mugged. i on the other hand always have that DANK, no reggie here

what is that? like a book or something?

Straight up. Fair play then.

scratch that, i googled it like i should have in the first place, seems like a cool movie

What festival are you going to OP. I'm heading to ozora in 8 days. I smuggled drugs on the train from Romania to hungary. Just put them in the backpack, noone gave a shit. And brought back changa from ozora. Again everything was chill. I never tried to smuggle on a plane though. So good luck.

you are a fucking idiot OP

if you need to smuggle drugs into a festival you need to pre meditate that shit

go to where the festival will be setup a week or two before, put your drugs into a plastic water bottle/container etc.

dig a hole

bury the fucking things

musical festival will come and setup, go in with no drugs, sniffer dog can't do shit. goto where you burried them (doesn't have to be deep) and simply dig them back up and sell/shelve/over dose or what ever you drugo fucks do

try and bury it need a tree or something similar as there's less chance of things being setup on top of it, also if you know the rough layout from the year before that can help as well as to where to put them.

seriously how are you this retarted

>does this
>goes to festival
>realises there are portaloos on top of drugs.

only idiots use drugs

Splendour Nottingham is shit, do not go unless you're an muppet

just jump splendour with me op, no sniffer dogs when you jump

This is real

One i smuggled 15g of hash to boom festival from Lebanon. Bought for 1$/g sold for 15euro/g there. Essy money

ive never been particularly harassed when trying to get into a festival. usually just stick my drugs in my waistline or squeeze em between my bum cheeks on the way in the gate

its super easy to sneak drugs into a festival but...sniffer dogs...really? the fuck state is this festival in Alabama?

>condom
sniffer dogs are trained for the scent of condom-and-ass mix. To pick exactly these situations of drug trafficking.

Fuck that, apparently theres gonna be people watching all of the fences or something, a few of my mates are gonna try

Battyman be getting sniffed to death lollll

stfu and obey the trips you summerfucking tard

I usually just take two bags of weed in my sock between my toes or something. Wouldnt smoke anything from my ass

"apparently" dude its ez to jump, done it like 4 times

Also 2litres of coke, empty half and fill with jd or whatever mixer, screw lid back on and super glue the little break ring back to cap.

OP is a faggot who just wants to hear tales about anal insertions. Don't be taken in, he is already a deadly master at hiding drugs, nuclear weapons, exotic animals, objets d'art, and antique furniture up his ass.

INTERPOL are on their way, you can't hide forever.

Ad semen to everything, she will grow so accustomed to the taste that she will find food weird if it doesn't taste like it, then after a while get her to blow you, she will love the taste and want more.

ive been got

>antique furniture

this is fucking brilliant...I wish i did this before VELD started setting up