Weirdest places you've masturbated thread!

Weirdest places you've masturbated thread!

Work

How is that weird?

I'm a primary school teacher

on a tree

today, at work
like everyday

Same

did you fap to a hot student ?

lawl

>be me
>5th grade
>always knew rubbing my pee pee felt good
>didn't know there was such thing as an orgasm
>one night I rubbed long enough to get to climax
>first time ever
>feelsgoodman.png
>what the fuck was that
>that was great
>continue doing it
>horny kid me starts taking a larger interest in girls
>5th grade classmate bods don't cut it for me
>start noticing overweight teacher in late 50s has slammin' tits
>genius idea came into 5th grade me's mind
>class time
>everyone listening to teacher talking
>now's my chance
>pull my arm into my sleeve
>slip my arm into my pants
>everything is under clothing
>they'll have no idea what I'm doing
>start doing the business to mr. winky
>it wasn't your typical stroke
>it was the weird just-starting-masturbation style masturbation
>just about to finish
>teacher makes a hot second of eye contact with me as I cum
>mfw she almost definitely knew what I was doing

Driving down the freeway

On sacred indian land staring at the saint Lawrence seaway while wearing nothing a thong
in the bushes

Spaceship Earth at Disney World.

Church bathroom, with handsoap that turned out to be dish soap. Made my dick peel like a snake for a week.

parked car in front of mall and work.... but as i saw respondes I am quite normal after all

i been in a exam at high school
in the middle of exam, i wanted permission to go to wc
i fap
continue to exam

In the hall, waiting for my car driving lessons

friend works at a kindergarden and he faps there every day .... not sure if he imagines the kids though, he usually bangs milfs

as for myself, I`m a teacher, working in a small private "school" teaching in a one room apartment. I sometimes fap under the table when I teach a hot chick, haven`t cum yet though

still no answer :(

In an airplane bathroom

Dirty gas station. It was back when I hated my life, I regret nothing.

during in a school lesson in the 7th grade or something

At the cup noodles museum

On a moving Greyhound Bus near Tempe, AZ. Had the seat to myself, super hot girl across the aisle and up one row, had a perfect view of her bare legs and feet (she was wearing a short sundress and had kicked off her flip flops). Had a blanket I'd been using to take a nap with and set it across my lap and took care of business.

on an empty schoolbus on my way to school. i was the only one in it(back in highschool)

and on a regular bus surrounded by strangers. was a 26 hour bus ride and i was a horny ass teenager

nigger i fap at work almost every day.

Mannequin room in a basement in macys

in a hotel room, next to two of my cousins

it was at night, so I think they didn't notice

Hospital, about 2hrs after an operation, beating off on morphine is amazing.

On the roof of the rock and roll hall of fame

During detention in the 5th grade and during lesson in the 9th grade

this

In the women's bathroom of a closed gym(?) after hours, on an out-of-state business trip.

right now while im reading this shitty thread

I fapped on a roller coaster as a dare from my mate, the ride wasn't long enough to cum though

lel

Boyfriends parents kitchen counter

I once got moved out of the class room by a teacher for beeing too loud when the class just started. I fapped on the corridor .. Twice. I thought the possibility of getting caught is low and i was right since everyone was in class. I jizzed all thru the corridor as i didnt give a fuck.

Also yesterday my wifes brother was here with his new girl (They both Teens), so i fapped from my garage thru a louvre watching them in ma pool. Feels good!

On the dentist's chair, while he was in the other room. His assistant was hot, but i think that wasn't even the reason. I was just plain bored.

Around the age of 13, my family was returning from a vacation when we had to stop in Sikeston Missouri to fuel up. They had these Playboy playing cards for sale at the truck stop we gassed up at, and I bought a deck. I was riding in the back of our campered pickup and started looking at them. I got so horny that I faked having to pee. We stopped at a rest area and I went inside and jacked off to the cards in a stall.

history class
damn that shit was boring

There's a space underneath a train bridge in my home down. It's about 300ft off the river. I cranked down in that and blasted right as the train came over the top. Was intense.

highschool toilets

my neighbour's shed... came in his grass clippings

Kek
My Dentist's assistent is very hot too, she allways presses her boobs against my face while she "works" at my teeth

Hey, me too. It was the last day of school and not many students were in, so while the class was watching the movie adaptation of 'Of Mice and Men', I decided it would be a great idea to whip out my dick.
>mfw I came to the scene of Lenny strangling a girl

I made this gif of myself at work just last week. I fap at work so much that it isn't even weird anymore.

girls high school bathroom while watching them undress.

>accidentally walk into girls bathroom to take shit
>In stall, here them come in to get dressed for hockey practice
>stealth fap while standing on toilet watching them
>wasn't caught

best highschool memory by far

A 'cuzzi near a public pool
Some tittymonsters came in and since the bubbles covered everything up, figured it was the perfect opportunity to bust a nut.

in yokohama? wuuuuut

I think I literally both masturbated and came everywhere. Like, I can't even imagine where I haven't.

Me too, hot girl sitting in front of me with heels on.

In my bathroom

in my ex's mouth on the gondola ride in banff, alberta. did it on the way down, families saw us on the opposite cart. pic related my ex

In a porta-loo at a festival in the morning.

In the bathroom in HS
Pretty sure some Black kid was watching

I wish I was joking....this is my life....

I'm sorry to have to tell you this mate but that's called getting a blowjob. That isn't masturbating.

Also, could you post more pics of your gf?

Thanks. She is hot.

>Be me
>Kindergarden
>Have been rubbing my wee wee as long as i can remember
>Home room teacher super hot 10/10 ign
>MiniDiamond.jpeg
>In a small ass chair spreading my legs as far appart as possible so my chub can hit the bottom of it
>Use a table to "hide what i was doing"
>start thrusting little by little
>she bends over Datazz.png
>cummieswithoutmilkies.pdf
>mfw exhausted but worth it
>one of the best faps i had (first would be when i had my first ejaculation, was crazy but thats another story.)
>look around to see if someone noticed
>after some time felt guity for doing it and i even believe i was referred as the weird kid for a few years for it.

i was doing the work. so technically all she did was catch it.

>>be me age 15year 10 in school
>>been put in isolation for some stupid shit
>>boredasfuck.jpg
>>teacher sat infront announces she has a meeting and even though she cant see me she was next to me
>>heads of school roll in all sit next to my desk i cant see them due to a blue board but i can hear them
>>start jacking off to the thought of the head teacher leaning her head around and seeing me with my dick in hand
>>didn't get caught but was a good orgasm

plane

it was an empty first class, I was young and didn't cum yet

up a tree
in a bush
at work (First job in a factory)
At a beech
in the sea
in a local wood
at a ruined castle

never got caught

Church

Once when I worked in a small shop I wanked at the till... right out in the open. It was a really quiet day and my boss decided to go home and let me lock up. After nobody had been in for 45 minutes I just thought 'fuck it', got my cock out and started jerking. The thrill of possibly getting caught was a major turn on, and I came all over the counter top. Possibly my best wank ever.

Love them nips.

plane
train
bus
school
university
out my dorm room 6th floor
on a statue in the students office
in nature

During my midterm.

forgot in the sea

In my truck while driving to and from work. I love it when I stop at a light next to a girl and just stare as I fap. Otherwise I've got porn vids playing on my in dash dvd.

I also go to a park at lunch at jerk off in my truck on Omegle. I tether my iPhone for Internet access.

When I was 15 fapped in our small trailer every day lying in bed next to my mom, while watching shemale porn.

Fapped in a courtyard of a hotel looking into the pool, where hot chixxx were. I'm the fap ninja son.

when i was young i was super horny kid i faped anywhere and everywhere. So normal stuff got boring.

places i fapped:
>i ran to my school naked in the middle of night (1 block) fapped on the school property when i got there and ran back (came on the main door)
>did similar thing but ran to a girls house i knew from school and liked
>anytime I'm in a public hot-tub alone i try to rub one out.
>anytime I'm out at a public bathroom.
>at camp site i would sneak off to the playground and cum on the slide

>I once sneaked into a porn viewing place in Quebec many years ago.
>I dont know how they just let anyone off the street just walk in and take a stall
>but i did.. Didnt have to put in any money either, started to fab to quality porn
>and just as i came huge load i noticed i didn't lock the door properly
>and some dude tried to open the door (room was the size of a phone booth).
>I panicked and got the hell outa there not cleaning up and pants being a bit of a mess

Have you considered the idea that maybe he just bangs hot MILFS to bang hot children of those MILFS too?

A church bathroom while watching tranny porn on Sup Forums

That happened to me once in 9th grade I thought I was dying

In the forest in winter with a small icicle in my urethra... Pink cum.

Otherwise; right next to some cows (was trying to hit a calf) but my brother came walking down the road from school (was dark, autumn).

Damn did the same, teacher looked at me, didnt care, went on and came into my pants

Also in my aunts car while waiting for her to come back from her friend, she caught me

Into a fireplace that had a fire roaring in it.

Fearboner

Been lurking since 2006, despite a few cheeky posts here and there- but am drunk and felt this is worth mentioning:

>be 14
>be aussie
>live in victoria
>planning on becoming lawyer when older
>work experience at law firm essentially
>spend most of my time asking lawyers/barristers what they do blah blah
>decide to spend as much time as possible going to court cases
>go to county court and watch part of a rape case
>typewrite has massive tits
>plsgawdhelpmenonotnownothere.mov
>go to bathroom and wank after watching case for about 30 minutes

End up making it a challenge to wank at every court possible.

Wank at County, then Magistrates', Supreme/High Court, Family/Abo CourT... proper tard for sure.

Longer this took to write, the more pointless it became.

Kik me so I can watch

Trips of sizzle jizz

Also wanked on a bus once

gr 6 school principle bathroom

fucks sake, I was there 2 years ago
I might have been in the same gondola that you spaffed in

LOL we were there 2 years ago. i wana say like marchish maybe, idk the exact date is foggy. all i know it was still spring and snow was still on the ground

In my parents car during a family trip, wanked into an empty macdonalds bag under my blankey

At the pool side was skinny dipping one early morning. All 4 my sisters saw me

also forgot
>college: fapped to a passed out girl in her dorm came on her bed
>doing it on drunk people passed out after everyones left a party
>fapped into someones fish tank they brought to college (one of those small fishbowls)
>4am after a drinking party is prime time for fapping
>i have other non fapping related stories i could share that are far worse than fapping..

I was there in August, which isn't a good thing.

ew

Please do kind sir

First sexual experience with another person was my weirdest masturbation

It was at daycare after school in grade 10, we lived too far from the school and there was no bus to where we lived so it was day care

2 girls I'd grown up with from childhood were my best friends at the time, and we grew into puberty together

One day we got into discussing sex.. One of them asked if I'd... You know... 'Done it'... Jacked off that was.

By that time I was basically punching myself in the dick three times a day so I coyly said yes

They giggled a bit but then the more brave of the two demanded to see

We went to our favourite location, which was inside a huge tractor tyre that was on its side near the corner of the daycare

We climbed in as we'd done a million times before..

I pulled my cock out.. Started stroking it but couldn't get hard

She asked what was wrong, I said that I was nervous...

i said If I saw her and the other friend who was with us I'd be less nervous

They talked it out and agreed. Lifted their skirts at the same time, pulled panties aside and the 3 of us sat there nervously eyeing each other as we all fapped together...

What I wouldn't give to do that again

Fuck I should have touched them

Such a good memory yet still regret

TL:DR fapped with 2 chicks in a tyre at a daycare centre

Out the back of a Ford pickup into some chicks open mouth.

>Buddy was drivin.

Please do it, my dick is hard

Type a heap of stuff capture fucks me

Cum

Did captcha buy you dinner first?

in Barcelona airport, missed flight no money no Phone also 19 yo
stressed hard, needed relief


in an underground abandoned railtunnel, 2 km long went in without flashlight alone, somewhere in pitchblack got a bit scared , jack off relief

lmfao you made my morning user. small fucking world. but at least we didnt go there in august. hopefully they cleaned them out ;p

i got the same
got into girls toilet and wait till somebody come in and take a piss
got a huge piss fetish now

I visited from the UK, what were the chances haha...

And I really fucking hope so lmao