Dealer just text me this, what should I reply?

Dealer just text me this, what should I reply?

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Hey bro, i only do totally awesome sweet alabama liquid snake

> no thanks i'm vegan

Ill text him and ask him for caffeine tabs.

reply what you like, I'm going to forward his number to the police.

also, do you have a wet paper bag for a brain? you didn't even crop is # out

>posting his phone number

Request a time/date stamp

No dont fuck how do i delete this thread?
MODS

Ask him what the fuck is he talking about

Tell him to speak English

"Yh eze bruv. Giv me qs ov dat rare PENG ting innit. 23 Hampton street 20 mins la." I think that should suffice.

"In english please, you fucking monkey"

MOD here
Lol you stupid faggot. Get fucked.

Why did you post his number?
>Fucken snitch

> OP is from UK (GMT +0)
> screenshot was at 13:06
> post at 13:07
seems legit

Should be an option up there at the top of the page... Better hurry, dummy

Text him this

Calling the police and calling him telling him it was you telling him to tell him to do it!

Made me kek

"GIMME THE WEED DRUGS I WANNA STAB SUM KIDS IN A SCHOOL LMAO" and send the attached picture

+5

Discount for blowjob? Don't worry I swallow!

you already posted his # so you might aswell FUCKING DELIVER

> no thanks i'm vegan

Bing translate says:
Greetings, my good fellow. I have for sale to you some 10 out of 10, ultra dry (almost bone dry LOL XDD) bezzle super potent, skunky marijuana totally encrusted in THC and tricromes.
Many sizes available.
Delivery available to select customers.

As you wish.

What the fuck did he just say? Can´t you speak like a civilized individual?

That's the whitest translation I've seen in a while

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Thanks Tyrooone.

I can formulate a sentence, these rude boy, plastic gangsters left school aged 10 which has is where their educated left off.

gg

I wish all dealers would speak in this particular manner.
Imagine

He's trying to ring me now, haha

People can understand this? It's so ghetto it's almost like reading Spanish. Can someone translate for an old man such as myself?

lol dude i texted him that you posted his number on the internet. hes pissed

godspeed OP
> inb4 white knight

Of course you did, post your proof rent boy.

wtf

not the same guy you're replying to but i just messaged him on facebook, look at the comment above yours

Ah well, it was fun while it lasted.

Oh my the plot thickens

white knight faggot, you're the cancer of Sup Forums

If this is the modern drug dealer's methods to hide their misdoings? I buy regularly (from adults and old people) who just say

"come buy this good weed"

We live in 2016... No need to create a new language to hide your drug deals.

Can you tell it's the start of the summer holidays..?

I like how everyone ignores this

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it's not even about warning him it's about fucking OP over lmao fuck off

I haven't

OP, next time cover the number with your finger dummy!

and pls cont...

>comes here in the summer
>doesn't realise it's all about the lulz and butthurt
>thinks we have to defend or be in favour of illegal shit
>rather than doing whatever causes the maximum amount of tears and butthurt

Fucking rookie

Topkek

>screenshot
>cover number with finger
maybe he did

> been on b for approx 6 years
> summer
whatever makes you feel better OP

>cover the number with your finger dummy
>on a screencap
u srs

Lol. Shuts crazy. Saw someone do this in another thread. Some chick op was banging or something. Threw a screen cap up with a number. Dunno if legit but crazy if so.

>actually biting

are you calling a rookie or me, the guy he's replying to?

This happens like 57 times a year though.

Can anyone translate? If it helps my names Daniel..

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Im new to these parts. Honestly.

So its pretty crazy to see a mistake like that in real time.

NEWFAG

>white knight faggot
this is a shit thread, is the only one making it interesting

How do you guys find this place? Like an honest question. Do you guys just browse Reddit until someone posts something Sup Forums related and then think to yourselves "Hmm I'll go check that out"

answer is easy - pass that shit

most people tend to know about Sup Forums, just never visit it because it sounds like cancer

Why start now then?

thanks user

> why do anything
curiosity

> not delivering
faggot

No. known about Sup Forums for god knows how long. I just never spent anytime on here.

Nope no reddit. Mmo's for 10 years and related forums. About it. Anar hy online. Eve online. WoW, guild wars. Various asian grinders. I just didnt come here. Just bored past few days so checking it out. About it.

checked and it was scratched into a desk at school years ago next to fuck money get bitches

...did you mean fuck bitches get money

Probably man I'm pretty fucked up

Lol

haha don't worry, enjoy the buzz mate

My life is a lie

Op dun goofed

>only a fool would take things written here as fact

Holy fucking quints cunt

quads have spoken

> quints
learn how to count

>quints
Retarded?

So you do drugs as well??

You are fucking stupid faggot
>Quads check

what the fuck is that even supposed to mean

Quads you dense fuck Jesus christ

Stupid faggot doesn't even know what's interesting. Kill yourself faggot.

It means you're edgy like people whom do drugs Jesus Sup Forumstards really are fucking autists

Relax, visit my thread.

fuck off summer fag

pic sauce?

There you go
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Just agree to it, fuck it

just a prank bro

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>being you

laffing @ you