Are there any criminals on Sup Forums?

Are there any criminals on Sup Forums?

whats your hustle?

Fucking your mom

What's yours?

Fucking your dad

I downloaded The Interview before release date.

rip

got a fine once as a civilian
done countless crimes while in military
never killed or raped, did use violence, drugs, sexual harassment against some whore, theft, forged documents, did medical procedures that i wasnt trained for (was only a medic) etc etc etc

I rape bitches, give em an enema on the spot to clear out DNA, and make a bolt for it

I use the carpool lane when I'm alone

I download music illegally. I feel a rush when I do it you should try.

>I hope FBI doesn't catch me.

i get by with some basic fraud.

i go to work in a place with student discount on certain items. its not well advertised but its half price.

almost every time someone buys the item I charge them full price and till it in at its discounted price.

i need to be more careful as i assume that the bosses are starting to catch on.

oh shit son.
how much have you made?

That's FUCKING Hardcore

I lurk Sup Forums

I release great instrumental music.

Old school burglary and identify theft.

this type of person is what snowden created.

Fuck you

i illegaly download internets. until this day i have about 230 internets stored at my basement

moar

"Oh wait, fuck was I on the third or the second 9... was it 9th row or 10th row... Alright let's start over. 9, 9, 9, 1 FUCK

Pirating games mostly. When I was in college I stole dogs and gave them back to their owners when there was a reward for their return posted. I also steal shit from stores and I deal pot once in a while

Some advice, find someone who works most of your shifts with you but not all. Only do this on days when the other person (hopefully an asshole) is working. The first check they will do is looking at numbers of discounts and compare to shifts. It's the easy way to catch anything in retail.
If that fails they will move on to closer monitoring of what money goes to what till and more careful counting.
Just stay alert to any changes in procedure regarding counting the till. Also see if they swap some shifts around. If they do, change your tactic accordingly, if you cannot stop altogether for a few weeks and pick a new mark.

No one's knows it. But I have a twin I keep locked in my basement. I mind broke him. Everyday I send him out to do my job for me while I stay home and watch TV and chill. When he comes home it's right back into the basement. I feed him well and all but whenever there's something I don't want to do I send him to do it.

>dognapping
what would you do to this if no reward was offered?
do you think people have noticed that you seem to find a lot of lost dogs?

Sell them to dog fighters. They usually like puppies for their fighters to rip up first.

I don't get how these work. There's no 0, no 2, 4, 6, 8....

I actually stopped once people started getting suspicious but never got caught. Made a lot of money. I love dogs and I don't want to fuck up people's lives, but I still fleeced them. I never stole a dog that didn't get back home.

So far I've managed to make 1200 a month doing this.

basically you find a place that's hiring
say some bullshit to the boss to get hired
get onto their computer and find something called "clockin"
they'll usually give you a username and pass that works on that screen
"clockin" everyday
shit around for hours
wait two weeks
then suddenly you'll have money in your bank account
they LITERALLY give it to you
by far the easiest hustle I've ever done

i think is more believable than

Just steal random small shit, never anything big

>I never stole a dog that didn't get back home

Okay that makes it all better

I don't seed my torrents

I stole a candy bar at school once, ask me anything

It's because there is only 5 buttons and each button compensates for 2 numbers.

>say some bullshit to the boss to get hired
this is where reality has most people fucked.
in most places theres no way to get a job unless you know people who can hook you up.

Sold access to a few webservers i got root access on. Made a few bitcoin. Should have sold them all when the market was still high =/

dealing

>Steal Email's
>Rat People
>Ddos company server and other shit.
- got my pc takin away for police 2 times already
& hold Personal Info for money btw im 17

>btw if you want i can drop some email in here

>release date

But they gave it away for free

Clever.

were in a crime thread.
nobodys trying to justify anything fag.
its for survival.

Look closely at the pic of the numpad

But in the stupid example they include the even numbers, but skip the 2 for some reason.

This was created by a retard.

try to not break the law in the thread fag.
were only discussing.

oh look, a pile of paper.
what undeniable proof you've presented of your completely unspecified feat, you raging autist

this may be by far the worst thing in this thread

Why is the money soaked in blood!? Wtf man!

Off-topic, but is it taser wire or fluid ejection from the gunshot wound?

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Sorry lmao

>unless you know people who can hook you up
meh you're right, I've gotten every job I've ever had through connections

gay escort

Insider trading. Just a little bit.

That's why I'm still living with parents with a bachelor's degree.

I know that's why it makes it all better

You should delete pictures like that after you take them.

what if they expect you to do work like stuff?

do we blame the patriarchy?

look man he didn't take your job

how can you sleep at night, monster?

I use psychology to make little kids watch my videos
their parents collectively pay 100k a year because of this

its just money... hahaha

Totes tazer wire

Well, that rifle isn't an assault taser....

underrated kek

Shop lifting stuff using a backpack and aluminium foil

Why would you hack from your personal computer

Demmit bro

Alright, you're not getting it.
Pressing 1 also counts as a 2, so for example pressing 55111 also counts as 56111, 66111, 56211, 65212, 55222 ... and so on
I can see why you think it's fucked up but it's the way they design these numpads that's the problem, the example is right on.

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I double my monthly income, so a fair bit.

i totally havent started that with a couple assholes i work with,

Samefag

Breast implant probably, either that or the man is half puss.

No, it's because I'm socially inept and don't have connections because I spent my time studying rather than making friends.

I know why I don't have a job. And I'm not sure how to get one short of meeting the right person in the right position to help me out.

Nothing is real on Sup Forums after all

i have about 260,000+ email's in my database
im only 17 but i run a vpn server and when people connect to it run's a custom script i made and i grabs there ip passwords ect ect

nigga there is only 12 mo in a year, who do you think you're kidding?!

look at the actual sequence its all odds you fucking nigger

I used to transport all kinds of stolen cars, trucks and merchandise for the mob. My contact would tell me what to pick up, where it was, where and when to drop it off. Never got caught, made ridiculous money. Socked it all away, paid cash for my first house when I was 26. Got out of the trade when a couple of the fellas got busted for illegal sports book (which I had nothing to do with). To this day, I'm known to several Capos. I'm untouchable. Feels good man.

I thought that was because your bachelors degree in business doesn't mean shit.

Your only choice is to go back to school with a goal in mind instead of generalized shit tier pleb degree's like business.

I know I understand. Probably wont look good for me after i graduate either

>They claim dog = Reward
>They don't claim dog = Reward

I only know one guy who got convicted because of the evidence on his phone/pc. But it happens. Just looking out bro, nice bud.

I sold drugs everyday for 5 years, still do it some. It was mostly heroin and pills (opiates mostly but also benzoate and speed) but some weed and coke thrown in. If I thought I could turn a profit it sell it

>That's why I'm still living with parents with a bachelor's degree.
this happened because you didnt make the connections through your professor.
quietly getting your degree in the back of class is pointless. go and talk to your professors you where with and ask them about jobs. they will at least point you in the right direction.

i shoplift all of my groceries toiletries and other household shit and spend the money i save on drugs and hookers

it was for a different thread today.

I just got caught by a friend trying to kill an ice addict. I was trying to hotwire a car (fucking idiot kept gloves in his car, i'll never get caught for that one) when she called me asking where i was, i webt to the place the addict lived and he wasn't there so i told her i was at a park, then i had to sprint to this park but she beat me to it and i told her everything. She didn't even care. She told me that she understood the type of childhood i had and will keep it to herself as i never actually killed anyone.
>planned to slit his wrist and smother him with something to make it look like a suicide.
>no one would have questioned the possibility of anything other than he did a hero as he was a shitty ice addict

same. except for my first job which was a call center.
but i figured they hire anyone they can because people leave so fast. it was a call center. my supervisor was literally a gangster.

Can you tell us any more? How'd you get into it? Most interesting job?

You can see the officer behind the car fire his taser.

I once stole a sachet of salt from a fast food restaurant

is that what crack looks like?

When i was 50 years old i was diagnosed with lung cancer. Bumped into this fag that i knew once and we started cooking some gimmicky crystal meth. Made alot of money. i'm dead now

>a pubic hair

it's SUGAR I swear

That sucks. How'd you die?

you can also see the officer with the rifle take 1 shot.

bad writing