I find it shocking that sex is actually a normal part of other people's lives...

I find it shocking that sex is actually a normal part of other people's lives. Sex has always been nothing but a fantasy to me, but to others it's normal.

Imagine going to space: You fantasise about going to space, and you think: "Damn, it would be cool to go to space". Then you hear that other people go to space regularly, and that it is completely normal to them. Then you are considered weird for never having gone to space.

Of course I know that going to space and having sex are not the same things, but the logic still applies. Sex has been nothing but a fantasy to me, and I get shocked when I hear that it's a normal part of other people's lives; and likewise, they get shocked when they hear that I've never experienced it.

Sex kinda just happens to people, and I have no idea how that works.

Lol dude we have dicks and girls have coochies. We are already pre-programmed to fuck each other as a species. Spending all your time on a screen your entire life is what made it a fantasy to you.

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i feel the same way bro

No matter how fat ugly or both that you are OP there is always a girl who will be interested. I think the big problem people like you have you watch so much porn you aren't attracted to girls who don't look like your favourite pornstar. Find yourself a fat ugly chick and you might get lucky.

Woah, I never thought about that

Jesus fucking christ dude
Save some money and call a hooker or something, fuck a guy or a dog so some shit like that
Wtf is wrong with you

This is what I'm talking about. People just don't get it

Well explain what is your mental problem then, have you tried going to the psychologist? What do you expect, life is not magical place, if you really want to have sex you will do everything possible and not wank and moan over 4 chan users

i want to fuck a guy

Then do it , what is stopping you

Not sure if your OP but I'm not sure if you are fat or ugly maybe your a 10/10 but just an autist. But my point was be realistic. If your a bit fat don't expect a girl with a perfect model body. Go for girls who are similar to you.

You might get lucky, I think I'm maybe 8/10 and see guys I'd class as 5-6 with girls is be too scared to ask out. But to put it bluntly beggars can't be choosers and having sex with a less attractive girl to get some experience and confidence is better then your hand.

> hooker
> guy
> dog
> Wtf is wrong with you

cool

You have never lived if you have never fucked at least one of these

Allow me to disperse some myths about sex:

1.It's nothing special, don't overhype it. Never psych yourself to such a degree over something so trivial.

2.It can get pretty dull. I am no Casanova, but I had my share of pussy and would occasionally cheat on my wife with some easy skank.

3.If you hate repetitive activities, sex will be boring to you. If you like variety, pumping in and out into a pussy for a better part of an hour can feel bland.

4. If you decide to actually have sex, don't jerk off or watch porn for a minimum of a week. You will not cum from blowjobs and vaginal sex and she would have to finish you off with a handjob for the tripple your usual jerk off time.
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the guy on mr. robot looks like a sea monkey

You assume I have a mental problem because I can't get laid. I just don't know where to go. I'm a programmer/computer enthusiast, and there aren't exactly flooded with girls there. I don't want to go to clubs, because they are too loud and annoying for me. There are no girls at school, since I'm studying to become a web developer, and there are no girls there. I could maybe go to dating sites or Tinder, but I don't know. It feels degrading to put myself out there like that, as if I was simply some ware on eBay.

you have never lived if you have never fucked all of these
at once

Hooker said no...

>It feels degrading to put myself out there like that, as if I was simply some ware on eBay.

Well, user, you are fucking up yourself, don't expect girls to come running to you. This is not how sex works , you can just sit all day and expect pussy rain. You dont want to go out, you dont want to go clubbing , just sing up for a dating service ffs

true that

Feel the same bro, you're not alone

26 and i've been having such a hard time just getting a date that it still baffles me people actually have regular sex

It just doesn't happen to some people, me included :/

There are literally thousands of hookers out there

Because sex isn't a big deal. it's unhealthy to obsess over it like its a magical thing that will make you a different person after you lose it

sex slave on the pill is best way to go

post pic
are you that ugly

i laughed so hard at this holy shit also chekd

Listen to this man. I made this mistake once.
I took 45 minutes to cum from a handjob cos I had been wanking too much.

there is it
you're a fat fuck sitting at a computer all day
you have to at least go and meet people. and of course you have to put yourself out there as "some ware" because if you're looking for hookups you're just some dude clinging onto a dick
if you want proper sex than get yourself romantic love which probably wont ever happen because you're way too neurotic and your dream women you imagine as your mom with the looks of your favorite pornstar.
get yourself a hooker, puttana

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This.

As long as she can wash her ass properly and isn't an STD factory you should be good to go. It's all about the experience. Don't go into it thinking you're going to marry the first girl you fuck. No one does that nowadays, and even if they do I'm guessing that small handful of idiots end up cheating.

Not jerking of makes you last longer?
Isn't it the other way around?

I love repetitive activities! When I jerk off, I don't do it because I want to or because it feels particularly great; I do it because it has become like a routine for me. Every weekday at 8:30PM I have my daily wank, even if I don't feel like it.

go to bars. hang out there late. there will be drunk women looking to get laid.

No, that's a common misconception. Porn and jerking off really desensitizes you, so go through a dry spell if you anticipate you will be having sex a week from now. You will be vastly more turned on.

my looks and fears

I kinda ruined my sex life by jerking off back when I had a lady

hes saying jerking off will make you last longer. it will be impossible to cum. this is happening to me right now.


as for OP, i went on /soc/ and found a girl the same age as me nearby. we are now fucking regularly.

idk man even animals have sex. it takes alot more to go to space. i guess the logic applies if it takes none to go to space

>wants to fuck a guy
>scared about looks
Go to a fucking gay bar, see what happens. These people are animals.

kek
for real though I used to wank like 5 times a day. that was a wakeup call for me, now it's like 3 times a week (if even that)

It's hard to describe. yes wanking makes you last longer, but only technically. your dick gets used to intense stimulation from your hand, and you'll enjoy handjobs from other people less especially

maybe if you do it too much. if I waited a week & then fucked I'd be done in 30 seconds.

not jerking off will make you cum super quick. if you jerk off too much, you will be unable to cum.

I ain't gonna post my pic on Sup Forums, lol

But here's the thing. In today's world, if you're not selling yourself on social medial/ dating sites and if you're not a super extrovert, you're not getting laid, period

I try to meet people, but if you're not going to bar/clubs each week because you hate those places and don't use tinder, what's left to you?

If you are a fan of ritualistic repetitive activities, an active sex life is for you. The irony in the matter is that usually women are described as "just lying there" and not doing much, but whenever I have sex, I am adamant about the girl riding me "because I like it that way", when in truth I just don't want to bother. Patrician sex for life!

i was woken up earlier with sex
sex is cool but don't let yourself get dependent on sex.

i have performance anxiety, i guess :(
it tell myself sex isnt important, and even if we assume that is true, i also feel a need for emotional intimacy and feeling loved. a need that is not met

Your hand

If you don't like bars, clubs or tinder then fine. You're not allowed complain about being a virgin anymore though.

There you have it.

I should be able to choose something other than a slut or an attention whore. Thanks a lot

political parties, weird clubs, sport events, random activities like hiking or skiing. as long as you're not an autistic social retard you can meet people basically everywhere as long as you leave your fucking house for once

go and talk to a hobo or something. do it fgit

OP i met a girl on soc, you can do it too

Dude I've just had sex. Sex is so overrated, believe me. You are not missing much, although you should definitely try. I even nutted into this girl because she asked me to, I hope she didn't lie about being on the pill. In fact, fuck sex mate

OP, I've lead an active sex life since I was 15. Trust me, it's not hard to get laid. I'm not even that "alpha"

then get yourself a nerdy girl but even when you got the courage to go to the library you'd still be ugly and fat

go for a run to your nearest gym and get a membership and work out at least 3 times a week
then, about 6-10 months late,r and you're still an ugly virgin then you can complain, until then, loose your fat, you wont freeze

I'll take that advice, thanks. Though i find it super hard to talk to people out cold in public places, like, i don't to be that creepy guy :/

I'm not OP, but i can relate to him

And we shouldn't have children starving in Africa, what's your point?

The reality is that you can get laid without needing to resort to attention whores, but you need to lower your standards AND be willing to pull the long con where a long term relationship is concerned.

Basically you can't just instantly bang chicks who look the ones you jack off to unless you're Chad Thundercock, but you can do this:
meet like a 6/10 at work/school/college/house party and put the moves on her. get her number, meet up for a date, go out with her for a few weeks and then bang her. if you can't manage that then I'm sorry for ya pal but that's all it is

I'm neither ugly nor fat.

I kissed a couple girls and even ate one out. It just never lead to sex somehow and i'm having a hard time finding new opportunities (average once or twice a year) :/

It's hard for you people to understand, but some people just don't have a flourished social life, while being otherwise normal and healthy

Sex is only for beautiful people...and is overrated. Porn will never let you down.

Well im fat and ugly but i still enjoy sex with my fat and ugly gf, its my life after all

If i kissed/dated girls my taste before, it's only natural i'd expect to have sex with one of them.

I ain't never lowering my standards for that precise reason, that's disgusting

Going to space? Never heard of the pussy being put on that much of a pedestal. Just treat it normally, and it will come, pun intended

I feel the same way about scholarships and grants. No matter how many I apply to there is always some qualification that I'm missing or need to be revisited. I hear it all the time from students and family gatherings.

"Oh that's cool user. My son just got a full scholarship to ____."

"Yeah it's easy user. All you have to do is write a paper. I bullshitted mine last year and still got money."

Are these fucks serious or is this some sick inside joke?

then get outside and meet people
it's fucking easy, go outside, meet people. engage with people and not be totally weird, soround yourself with people that have the same hobby as you and stop feeling that entitled

Man look I've been there, sometimes it just doesn't happen for whatever reason. Like she gets cold feet or you can't seal the deal, shit happens.

>I ain't never lowering my standards for that precise reason, that's disgusting

I did say 6/10 though, it's not like I was saying you necessarily have to fuck ugly/fat chicks.

Unless by "disgusting you meant morally reprehensible, in which case I dunno man.

hahahaha

Top kekerino

If you are that scared then dont do it faggot, have the fucking urge all ur live and be a fucking bitch bout it, that way we get the pussy you are lefting behind, cause you do, nasty autistic pussy, but at least you leave something for someone with fucked off fetiches

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you need some conversation starter
a shared activity is almost always working
i met my ex-gf on a ski lift

IS it even possible to find a GIRLFRIEND if you have NO FRIENDS or no social circle whatsoever?


I NEED TO KNOW WHETHER THERE'S A CHANCE for me OR I'M DOOMED TO DIE AS AN UNLOVED VIRGIN

no it's not possible
you'll feel better if you just accept it
source: i'm a wizard

>Sex is only for beautiful people
yes

>..and is overrated
No

Not necessary but it helps.

So are we talking a male dog hooker or some freaky threesome or both?

im up for anything with a pulse

I undervalued the concept of having friends when i was a child.
Never made any true friendships during elementary/highschool.

Now as an adult, i see people everywhere getting jobs, relationships exclusively through friends and acquaintances.

Seems i've fucked myself.

>then get outside and meet people
>it's fucking easy

No, it's not, i'm super introverted. But i understand why you'd think otherwise.

>soround yourself with people that have the same hobby

I did. Didn't change anything though, the key really is to meet new people on a regular basis :/

Thanks for the advice/support!

>I did say 6/10 though, it's not like I was saying you necessarily have to fuck ugly/fat chicks.

What i meant is i'd never do someone i didn't like. The irony is i've been rejected by 6/10, 7/10 girls because they thought i was messing with them (i'm considered good looking)

I have 1 firend atm ,used to have a lot in high school and i was very social ... that didnt do me any good
look all people are shit , they want to use you and fuck you up in the end,sometimes all you need is urself

It ain't what ya know its who ya know.

Old saying.

An orgasm is an orgasm. Unless you have a belt around your neck or injecting heroin in your cock....then it's a little more intense.

Buy a guitar, girls love musicians
Learn to play like pro
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PROFIT

Nothing sexier than a hairy cream pie where you can see all the wet hairs and rivulets of sperm on them. Every girl I've fucked has had bush, my wife has a bush and we make hairy cream pies. Sometimes she asks me to masturbate and cum right in her pubic hair and she rubs it in. Sometimes she's in the mood for me to cum right on her hairy asshole. Her asshole is ringed by dark straight long hairs. When eating her asshole sometimes loose hairs get into my mouth. I take these hairs and dry them and and put them in a paper envelope with her name on it. Then later when she isn't around I'll take the hairs out, put them in my mouth, and masturbate thinking about eating her asshole. I think I've collected enough loose hairs from her asshole to make another hairy asshole.

Money is only for rich people...and is overrated

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The key is being over 12

Oh God, here comes that guy again

I'm not sure if trolling...but I completely agree. My gf shaves.....but I cheat on her with a natural girl because it's so hot.

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That is completely true

worth it. do you get hairs in your mouth?

The path of the wizard is for you

Nothing like urrea, sweat, and abrasion!

>natural
>read: lazy

Yea....I dont mind her ass in my mouth...some hairs are bound to get in there. Mostly I like cum matted public hair....and seeing it busting out of her tiny thong.

Okay man I actually like bush but this is fucking nasty tbqh

Hah! You must be ugly as fuck!

maybe if you piss on an SOS pad and then try to fuck it. KEK

how old are you? im 21 only had sex with 3 people, soon to be 4 tonight
but i've had sex atleast 1000 times, you legit just can't find anyone? whats the go

I have a beard....it has its own abrasive tendencies. Am I lazy, or just prefer to have a beard?

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I like watching pubic and ass hair poking out of wife's bikini bottom. she has a lot of hair and when she jumps in the water and come out there is hair showing. I like watching her especially when she gets out and walks back to her chair. In the pool I sometimes see hair floating and try to identify pubic hairs. I try to imagine the assholes they came from.

He's a punchable face owning annoying cunt. Perfect for the role he plays.