Why do anglophones get so butthurt if you point out their language is lexically distant from the other germanic...

why do anglophones get so butthurt if you point out their language is lexically distant from the other germanic languages?

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why does your language being germanic matter so much to you?

they can get really riled up about trivial things like this

i really can't comprehend why 2bh

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probably because our language is more french that germanic

youtube.com/watch?v=IIo-17SIkws

There are edgy anglophones who have been trying to get the Anglish movement (English without the use of any Romance language derived words, solely germanic words) going.

>58% Romance language derived

because it makes them way closer to the French and Latin than the other Germanic and remind them we conquered them, which their collective mind and national narrative can't conceive, hence the butthurt

if you want evidences, just wait for the >Normans >French and other Agincourt pics that will follow

>Normans
>French
Remember Agincourt

don't forget Crécy and Poitiers, mec

>marsh nigger

lmgtfy.com/?q=why is english a germanic language

Read the links and fuck off

I love the French really

And I hate french

hmm

English might be lexically distant from other Germanic languages BUT its grammar is definitely Germanic.

And btw, I've been observing your little rant and it's being quite autistic

couldn't really find anything about lexicon though

>And btw, I've been observing your little rant and it's being quite autistic

what are you on about?

His living room must be underwater again

I don't care desu

>what are you on about?
You're not this guy ?

So it's more than just one dutch guy shitposting about this, eh

not me

Dutch will forever be buttblasted because they're required to learn english and its killing their own horrendous swampspeak

>skat
Lmao

The truth doesn't bother me but why is it in rage comic for in the *current year*?

go back to plebbit

>and its killing their own horrendous swampspeak

didn't know that

source?

these were made years ago

yes anglos care a lot about lexicon and language families

>proud of being a cuck with trans-national "language" (dialect)

You obviously know nothing about linguistics. English is a Germanic language because the grammar is Germanic, rather than Romantic. Plus, all the fancy words are Romantic in origin because that's what the royals spoke. For example, in English the names of meat and their respective animals are usually different.

Cow vs Kuh/Rind vs Vache
Beef vs Rindfleisch vs Boeuf
Pig/Swine vs Schwein vs Porc
Pork vs Schweinefleisch vs. Porc

I'm using German because that's the only other Germanic language I have knowledge in besides English, lel.

Basic grammar and vocabulary:
I have drunk water/I drank water
Ich habe Wasser getrunken/ich trank Wasser.

I have eaten cake/I ate cake
Ich habe Kuchen gegessen/Ich aß Kuchen

GOOD post

>You obviously know nothing about linguistics. English is a Germanic language because the grammar is Germanic,

thats why I said "lexically" fatso

try and read a post before responding

how many dutch people go out into the swamps and huff swamp gasses? is that a popular thing in the Netherlands

English has a huge lexical similarity with Germanic languages. Just because you can cherypick some examples doesn't stop the fact that it is lexically and grammatically a Germanic language.

>"eeheid"
>root word "een"
>from Proto-Germanic "ainaz"
>from Proto-Indo-European "óynos"

>"unity"
>from Latin "unitas"
>root word "unus"
>from Proto-Italic "oinos"
>from Proto-Indo-European "óynos"

Why is OP so stupid?

He is being ignorant of reality on purpose, don't try reasoning with him

one comes from germanic the other from latin?

pretty sure that proves my point

>English has a huge lexical similarity with Germanic languages

>26% germanic

funny how all i can see is autistic screeching and no one has answered my initial question

>one comes from germanic

*German

All "Germanic languages" but English are just dialects of Hochdeutsch and the countries but lost provinces of Deutschland.

And according to Ethnologue, English has a 60% lexical similarity with German.

ethnologue.com/language/eng

>Lexical similarity: 60% with German, 27% with French

I don't care about the fact that English is lexically "distant" from the other Germanic languages (thanks for saying "other" in the OP btw :^) ), but it does make me butthurt when autistic people claim that English is not Germanic because it is a clear act of ignorance and the denial of reality

>All "Germanic languages" but English are just dialects of Hochdeutsch

I've never read anything more retarded in my life. I assume this is bait, so here's your (you).

t. Norden Bruuther

English definitely shares some characteristics with a pidgin language. I read an article once that perfectly explained it along with the varying grammatical complexities that exist in modern European languages.

English is the result of a small group of Anglo-Saxon nobles trying to pass on their language to large amounts of people with a Celtic-Latin background. That's why it's so simple, all that complexity gets lost as people don't bother to learn all those cases and rules for whatever reasons. It's the same for Latin and Romance languages (even Italian). Latin was spoken in Latium, to the north of it was Etruscan and to the north of that Celtic. South of the Latin language laid Greek.

This is also why creoles are so simple and dumbed down

>There are different ways to define the lexical similarity and the results vary accordingly. For example, Ethnologue's method of calculation consists in comparing a standardized set of wordlists and counting those forms that show similarity in both form and meaning. Using such a method, English was evaluated to have a lexical similarity of 60% with German and 27% with French.

obviously they skew the word list

>In the case of English-French lexical similarity, at least two other studies[3][4] estimate the number of English words directly inherited from French at 28.3% and 41% respectively, with respectively 28.24% and 15% of other English words derived from Latin, putting English-French lexical similarity at around 0.56,

nice how you manage to forget to mention this part

That's not really true. English is the result of conquering French nobles refusing to let go of their language for 250 years so that much of their French dialect trickled down into the already diluted Norse-Saxon mix the common people were speaking. The simplification of English declension however is apprently due to previous Norse influences, not French ones.

"bloom" also means flower in English though

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_English_creole_hypothesis

it is also argued that proto germanic is a creole

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germanic_substrate_hypothesis

never heard anyone say "oh boy that's a nice bloom you've got there"

Probably because you're not a native speaker rofl

What you've heard is irrelevant. "Bloom" by definition is a synonym of "flower"

>What you've heard is irrelevant. "Bloom" by definition is a synonym of "flower"

the verb of course

never heard anyone use it as a noun which is obviously what my post meant it as. Is it really a word of no one uses it?

We use it all the time. Maybe you should stop commenting on a language you don't speak natively.

Good for anglos, they are now part of the latin master race.

>tfw you speak the most germanic romance language

>Inglis is so soemple guijse! It habs a voecabulary of oenely 2000 vorts haha! Not a real languis like gloerious Duitslandis!

>Maybe you should stop commenting on a language you don't speak natively.

but anglos are talking about germanic languages in this thread

I personally have never (outside of poetry) heard a normal person say bloom when they meant "flower". Apperently the creator of the pictures i posted agrees with me.

Literally no one cares outside of Yuroshits on Sup Forums.

People just fucking speak and live their lives. Why can't you? Why do you make threads on Sup Forums about it?

Good thread

>That's not really true
But it is.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_English_creole_hypothesis
The brilliancy of this is that it is a simple, general explanation that correctly predicts which european languages are simple and which ones are complex, in grammatical terms that is.

Hmmmmm...

we don't
it doesn't
news to me

How come germannic word for treasure sound so much like english words for shit and scat?

ovo je lepo nit

See, this is what happens when your language doesn't have gender.

a few guys in this thread seem to get quite upset about something as insignificant as language clasification

i don't really get it.

Anglos are retarded

Beacuse Germanics adore poo

The word for shit is skit
The word for treasure is skatt
The word for weird german porn is scät

>why do anglophones get so butthurt

Nobody wants to be associated with Latin niggers

you mean latin masterrace who brought civilization to the northern barbarian subhumans?

Great posts

>Last time Latins were relevant was the renaissance

They have been surpassed, now latin is a dirty word.

It's true, now excuse me while i drink myself to death

Lol, Northern Europe was third world well into the 18th century. It wasn't until very recently that we caught up. And even now Southern Europe is a vastly superior place to live. That's why millions visit the latin world every year

Scandinavia was a shithole true, but now you're leading Europe in inovation. Britain,Germany and France surpassed Southern niggers a long time ago. Now they are the barbarians whos only legacy is the mafia, poverty, and brown skin.

>Bubdskap
No that speaker is mixed.
The correct word is "Budskab"

I lol every time Med nigger Diaspora posts from Scandinavia claiming Southern Europeans are the master raqce.

>Scandinavia was a shithole true

It still is and Germany was a shithole too, only Britain and the netherlands where descent.

Also the French are latin and where far more influencial than any Germanic/northern european country.

Rome was a mistake

We're a bastardized language and there is literally nothing wrong with that.

Latin supremacists are hilarious. Scandinavia is a shit ton more livable than anywhere in Southern Europe. Sweden was amazing in the 90's when I went on a baltic cruise. I don't know about anymore but going to that rats nest Barcelona last year almost made me sick. Britain,Germany and the Netherlands surpassed whatever Southern niggers have ever done ;)

and also this
>Dåbe
Dåb

What autists do you speak to?

Is netherlands the bayou of Europe

Tell a French person they are latin and they will go on a tangent about being Celtique-germanique. Nobody wants to be associated with l*tins.

Sweden is a depressive shithole with passive aggressive people. It is bland and completely lacks soul and culture. People here do nothing but wageslave and bingedrink on the weekend. Beacuse they don't know how to interact with each other without being smashed.

Untill summer arrives ofc, beacuse then they can go to vacation to Southern Europe where there is sun, good food, culture and happy friendly people. None of which exists in Northern Europe.

This makes Swedish women especially happy since they then can have some "fun" with real southern european men.

Swedish people are civilized and hard working, fair skinned and tall. Southern Europe is a blight on progress and corrupt and full of greasy criminal manlets. The latin is a weak creature that moves en mass to Germanic countries and not the other way around. Southern European culture is the mafia, corruption, and yelling at eachother in impotent rage.

More or less, but instead of nigggers its full of clog wearing swamp ogres

>"we conquered them"

Implying Normandy was fFrance

Swedes are not hard working, people here are incredibly lazy and incompetent. Why do you think socialism is so popular here faggot?
Also who wants to have pink skin like northern Europeans? Not to mention blonde hair which look terrible on men.

>rome never happened

Swedes are hard working when compared to the Southern mutts who like to sleep all day and extort each other. The southerns are nigger tier now. Pale skin and blonde hair are the best phenotype and the rares thus most valuable. The Brad pitts and Chris hemsworths of the world are the more coveted. I say this as a brown haired subhuman.

Nobody said that. Ask a frog if they are Latins. They call their ancestors the gauls.

Even Spain work harder than Swedes, not the mention the Dutch and the Germs. Germanics are the laziest people on earth, that's why they love socialism so much.

Also blonde men are the least attractive in the world as well, that's why women from countries that have blonde men engage in sex tourism in other countries. You heard that right, northern european women are willing to PAY in order to have sex with foreign men.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_sex_tourism

Spanish people siesta, and if you've ever been to Spain you see how gross they are. Barcelona is full of whores and pickpockets. The Germanic inherited this earth, that's why they have money for the ugly ones to fly overseas and have sex. Blonde men are far more sexually attractive to women all over the world. Asian media and Indian media portrays Blonde men as the American sex symbol. Manlet shithairs are inferior and we both know it. You could move back to your southern country but we both know you wont because it's poor and violent;)

Siesta is a meme, and you can see the stats showing southern euros being harder workers than northern euros, on average.

Spain is gross beacuse of northern Europeans fucking up the place with their savage binge drinking. Also Southern euros have money too, but you don't see their women traveling all over the world in search for foreign cock. Also if Blonde men are attractive, how come no women go to northern europe in search for hot men?

Also southern Europe is far safer than northern europe, check crime stats.

Siesta is a reality friend, the Spaniard is lazy and has to contend with Spanish women making more false rape accusations against them than anywhere eles. See. The wifes son meme is huge in Spain because they are so cucked.

youtube.com/watch?v=GjgBfklmYj8

I've stayed at hostels in London and Edinburgh last year FULL of Spanish and Italian women staying on long stay between hostels and getting full of British cock, they even cook for the local guys. Southern Euros have to work outside of Sourthern Europe now to make a living now because their countries are such corrupt shitholes. Crime and corruption is more prevalent in Southern Europeans, crime in Northern Europe is largely a byproduct of shitskins, balkanshits and latin niggers.

Your "Southern Europe is superior" tantrums don't come off as particularly convincing when you still post under a northern european flag you know

The number of working hours that are officially reported don't necessarily translate into 'more hard work' you dunce.

If the Eurocrisis showed anything then it's not trusting statistics that come out of southern countries.

Thanks for the 9gag posts, now get the fuck

but when we have a choice we almost always use germanic synonyms

spelling error. It's budskab* with a b not a p

it's not dåbe, it's just dåb. Verb would be doebe

fuck's sake honestly, it's a fucking google search

>Hey, american!!
>How can I help you?
>English is very lexically distant from other germanic languages
>What is lex call...
>WHY SO BUTTHURT?
>What? I don't even speak german
>SO BURNED
>I'm sorry, sir, but...
>YOU CANNOT EVEN CONTAIN UR ANAL PAIN
>Please, sir
>JUST STOP BEING SO BUTTHURT I'M CRINGING
>I was just looking for a burg...
>ANALLY OBLITERATED