I don't know whats happening Sup Forums

I don't know whats happening Sup Forums
Sex with my gf is getting so boring...
Help me anons...

Sorry to tell you ...but your gf is a dog.

have you tried washing and sanitizing according to the manufacturers instructions?

Same here user
I feel desensitized, sometimes I can't cum. I have to jack off to porn to save me from blue balls.

Exactly the same. I feel like porn is ruining my expectations...
She is pretty basic and boring when it comes to sex...I love her though, but sometimes I can't help fantasising having wild sex with another woman...I feel like shit...

Sounds like your relationship has no passion. May as well throw on wedding ring, get fat, and kill yourself.

Get pegged faggot.

find someone else & break up with the boring one.

do the kinky stuff for a while, then go back and forth between being in the comfort zone and looking up the boundaries.

My nigga hows the pussy. dont worry im here to help

Put off fapping for a good week and see if that helps.

Fuck someone new.
Or just be grateful that a member of the opposite sex is letting you flop around like a fish on them with a tiny pecker ramming their insides.

in the end you're sticking a rod of meat into a moisty sack of meat and you're not even doing it to procreate it has the same intrinsic value of masturbation you're only going through the effort of having someone not as skilled as you do it for you. Cut out the middleman, and do the handshandy.

This. Or, when you're doing her doggie, mumble:

"Strange, you're WAY tighter than your little sister."

Guaranteed to make things interesting again.

Ashley Madison maybe? or just fuck a cracker its cheap

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Try this

fap fap fap

Watch "sasha grey, rough sex" together. Try something new.
If she's not open to anything new, I've bad news for you friend.

Stop watching porn all the time. You'd be surprised at the changes it brings

Fuck a hooker

shit nigga, that sucks.
my problem is the opposite. regardless of watching porn all day, sex with gf is so great i cum in seconds sometimes. we get lots of foreplay and all i need to blow is getting my penor inside her.

same here, me 33 she 32,she's got great tits, but boring sex skills: good bj but she's not like doing it, tight pussy, anal once a year if in mood...
shes the only girl i've ever fucked so cant have any comparison (can't ell if this is a bad or good thing in this situation)

Glad to know I'm not the only one. I've even started trying to meet other women.

Relationships (read: sex in a relationship) can get stagnant, and are a constant work in progress. There used to be an awesome site sexionairre.com or something that basically gave you both a quiz of sexual activities and fetishes to choose from that you'd be interested in, and then cross referenced them to show your matches. try doing something like that. did that with my fiancee and holy fuck, she's got some awesome kinks that I NEVER would've thought to bring up in conversation.

This, though I doubt it's a cure for a boring gf.

Has she stopped trying? Is there a chance she's seeing someone else and using her energy on sex with him, giving you a lazy fuck just to keep you from finding out?

No, shes just very shy and basic when it comes to sex.
Same position almost every time, shitty bjs (when shes in the mood), no anal (scared)...
I've never told her though, that we should try more stuff, I love her and I don't want to make her uncomfortable...
OP here

Be honest with here. If you guys love each other, and neither is cheating, you're way ahead of the game compared to a lot of unsatisfied couples out there. The key is to make it clear to her that you do love her, and you just want to focus on *patiently* improving what you've got. If you try to push her out of her comfort zone that'll just push her away.

Dr. Phil out.

Kek

mojoupgrade is pretty good

Let her find your porn, made my ex a butt slut

The problem is you watch porn and have unrealistic expectations, also you probably masterbate too much.

bad idea if you care about her and want to make things last. there's a more than probable chance it'll tank her self esteem and she'll start medicating by drinking/drugs/slutting around etc. You sir, got extremely lucky. I tip my headphones to you.

>do new things
Either you're having boring sex, or you don't love her any more and aren't enjoying it any more.
Sometimes your dick knows better than you.

>ex
Nice job