Lets create the Dicktionary

Lets create the Dicktionary.

Simply tell us the common slang used in your area of the world for a penis

>Bell end

>Paars Gehelmde Ridder

>Nob

Shlong

cok

>OP

Cock

Germany: Schwanz, Schlongo,Fleischpeitsche

>lul
>leuter
>genotsknots

bite

Fuck you dutch snikkel.

Also: one eyed snake

dingaling

>wire

Wally windeburger

ciolla/minchia/cunnu

Wobbly bubbly hot ham

kok

>cioacă
>ciocată
>șușoi

Romanian's weird.

Donger

cârnat

>Dingus Dong (play on Genghis Khan)
>Dude tube and dude cubes
>Gravy gun

for goats only

hammer, as in "then she grabbed the hammer"

Bites
Queu
Teub

Windup toy

"dindu" and "nuffins"

japs eye

drangus

purple-eyed yogurt slinger

Taylor?

Excelsior, Lord of chaos

hotdog

pito
pija
chota
verga

The hoyvinshmoyvingoyvintoyim

dick

Excuse my language.

>Tool
>Shaft
>Willy
>Uncle Peter
>Morgan Freeman

tallywhacker

Danger noodle

Chosto

jimmer jammer

Leuk

pinga

Schniedel or Schwanz

shmeckle

peng-pingy-wingy-wanger -Tea niggers

purple headed yogurt shooter

Kokot

kek

Pork sword

jo, schwanz bei uns, alles andere klingt übertrieben und dumm

Reata
Chile
Chorizo
>mexifagFYI.jpg

oh i posted before seeing this. good on ya.

Polla

Cazzo, minchia, fava, uccello, pisello.

Leuter

Fucking jew

Hermann the One Eyed German
Russell the Love Muscle
Trouser Snake
Love Glue Gun
>Daddy's Lovechop

vagina

>Chief

Konék

Checked

kek

>"Did you just assume my gender?!"

Kuk, pikk, penis

Pito
Poronga
Verga
Chorizo
Salchicha
Pene
Longaniza
Tubo
Serpiente
Deshuesado
Cañon

Åder Påle

Lustkolben

Cara de haba

going to take a piss = shaking hands with the unemployed.

>Bong

We often relate penises to weed, sometimes we'll just blurt out "Go smoke a dick!" or something stupid like that

Peter

French : Teub / Teubi / bite / queue / ta mere

Pito
Pija
Pene
One eyes snake
Fierro
Sniper rifle

I live in a border town

Polla

Fiut and chuj
Kurffa matz

Kuk
pikk
Stang

Zozzle-blaster

Dickem

Bell end is the tip of the penis you fucking retard

>Prime Minister Sinister
>Cock Rocket
>Howitzer Harry
>Mr. Sweet
>SVD Sniper Rifle
>Nut-Zooka
>Beluga Whale
>Oil Tanker
>Semen Submarine
>Wreck-it-Ralph
>The Great Serpent
>Uncle Poundy
>Brockwurst Style
>The Mineshaft
>The Chorizo Chode
>Plasma Cannon

>bite
>gourdin
>pieu

Nutria
Farol
Poste
Micrófono
Tararira
Banana
Flauta
Ganzo
Nutria
Culebra
Manguera
Cabezon
Dedo sin uña
Venoso
Carnoso
Musculoso
Fideo
Pepino
Pitufo
Pedazo

Pimmel
Pümmel

Some swedish cock synonyms
Kuk
snopp
peterniklas
manslem
lem
fallos
organ
pillesnopp
pitt
pick
balle
den ådrige
drule
Köttflöjt

>kuk

is that when you have a small penis

Kulli, kyrpä. mulkku

Hungary: Pénisz, kuki, kukac, fasz, egyszemű kígyó, gyík, slag, szőrös elefánt, anakonda.

haha nah thats the most common word for penis tho

Trolo

Choto

chlamydia stick

Costa Rica - Pinga/picha

zib

Kikkeli

sauce blaster

Queue
Zizi
Engin

Pimmel, schwengel
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