OFFICIAL CHELSEA VS VIENNA MATCH THREAD

Conte's first match lads

Excited to see how this one plays out

>tfw too few Chelsea fans on Sup Forums to create a casual thread about them

It needs to either be a >look how shit they are! or an official match for >us to get any attention in here.

match link where?

It's only preseason calm down m8

iktf lad

That Conte hoodie looks pretty cosy

this board is crawling with Arse fans la, what do you expect

look on le reddit le soccer streams

Shieeeet

Conte out

not even a little upset desu lads

zouma/cahill wouldnt have let that happen

>doubting Joelinton
lmao

WE'RE STILL SHIT LADS QUICK BACK TO THE CAVES

lads do you pronounce kante/conte the same

No.

costa already fired up lol

kante= Can't + Eh..

Conte= ex-(CON)vict + Teh > CONteh

>conte
More like cOUTnte right?

glad steve bruce is still there lads

>Mikel sweating

He won't last. Conte indirectly sent the nigger to China.

I really really don't like how Chelsea are defending

BRANI OUT

What I can take so far is that Brani is being played a lot less offensively

Is Loftus-Cheek going to get playtime, lads? Or should he go on loan for development?

I don't get the hype with RLC, lads, he can't run, can't dribble, has no flair, can't really pass, why is he so hyped? he plays like a sunday league footaller

That wasn't a very inspirational first half from chelsea desu

Fabregas is so fucking fat now

have you not seen his abs on snapchat no homo

>Mikel
>Ivanovic
>"Talented" Youth

He's twenty, English and he has the same body type as Pogba, I think that's where a lot of the hype comes from.

I just wish he showed more conviction and prowess when going forward.

He's mixed race, so he has the ""intelligence"" of a white man and the body of a ripped nigger.

Ayy lmao, the players will have to endure one hell of a tongue-lashing at half-time. I've seen amateur teams play better against Rapid.

Any good Chelsea chants lads?

CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA

That's all you need

(To Arsenal fans)
You'll necer sing that!
You'll never sing thaaaat!!
Champions of Europe,
You'll never sing that!

DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO

>Kante joined this
The Madman

T-BO T-BO T-BO T-BO T-BO T-BO T-BO

lads you think kante is going to wear the #7

Who /likeOscarandwanthimtosucceed/ here? I feel Mourinho blocked Oscars sweet Samba skills.

Number 5 la

3 at back?

zouma is #5 la

6 then

baba

Baba can fuck off.

rude

kek chelsea are shite

>Chalobah spotted

rare

>have surnames conte
>first signing you make is someone with the surname kante

is conte autistic

Saw him working at a Tesco's a weak ago I swear

VAFFANCULO WILLIAN

I miss when Costa was good

I hope you team wrecking cunts get fucked hard all season, and I have a feeling you will.

coming for mahrez next :^)

lighting doesn't strike twice

Is Moses going to make it lads? Is he finally going to be able to convince the top brass he should remain at Chelsea (and serve as backup to Hazard, Pedro, Willian, Cuadrado, Oscar, ...) ?

Nope, way too many AMs around. Maybe if they loan Kenedy

yes, itd be sad to see him go again

It's nice how every player is getting a chance now with a new manager. It might not mean anything because it's preseason, but it's still nice.

Who has been the best Chelsea player today? I just got in

moses probably

What happened to your meme magic? Where are your dubs?

New women on the bench

lewd

He was player of the tournament at this year's Toulon tournament. Seems to do really well at youth level but hasn't managed to make the step up

>matic for traore

442 witch Oscar and Sciabola in midfield?

lol Aina almost scored

FUCK FUCK FUCK

My cousin just walked into my room wearing a tight wet shirt after having a shower. She was looking for her brush.

Its only us two in the house right now, shes 21 - I'm 18. I'm a virgin.

Should I pay her room a visit or furiously wank to the thought of paying her a visit?

remy is so shit

you should go to church you disgusting degenerate

Degenerate

WHAT A NUTZ SUB

:^)

>Ivanovic

ONE
MORE
YEAR

JESUS FUCK BRANI YOU FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CLUB

Having flashbacks to last preseason now

>ivanovic

i don't think he should be sold lads, i think he should retire, or even better, taken to the shed and put out of his misery

>tfw Bertrand and Luis were sold to accommodate Ivanovic

>maximillion
>89

Gives strong Yugioh vibes.

All Mou's fault. Don't worry, he's gone now.

>Pre-season match thread
why

Pass the time

why not its a free country

Pappy looked pretty impressive desu

first goal was his fault and too many dumb fouls

NOT IMPRESSED

He's a hard cunt

You should at least try to spend some time with her while not acting like her relative (try to entertain her or do something fun together). Maybe something will work out. Just go to her and ask her to watch football together or something right now.

Remember, you can only pass more than 50% of your genes if you have a child with your relative.

poo